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Conversations with NGO; **Adult language**
Topic Started: Wed Aug 1, 2007 1:46 am (2,871 Views)
CinciFan985
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pretty funny shit i needed a laugh. :lol:
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Tink
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o(^^)o

i've talked to him like 2 times :mellow:
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DetroitBaseball
Braylon Edwards = #1

(2:53:28 AM) NGO Chocolate: can i suck u off
(2:53:40 AM) SSucks2005: damn NGO
(2:53:43 AM) SSucks2005: I got a 3 HR game so far
(2:54:05 AM) SSucks2005: 2 more AB
(2:54:06 AM) NGO Chocolate: Can I give you a blowjob while playing
(2:54:08 AM) SSucks2005: I want a 4 HR game
(2:54:34 AM) SSucks2005: no serious bro
(2:55:31 AM) NGO Chocolate: Please baby
(2:55:35 AM) NGO Chocolate: i'm horny right now
(2:57:24 AM) SSucks2005: oh
(2:57:26 AM) SSucks2005: I want you too
(2:57:28 AM) SSucks2005: come on baby
(2:58:04 AM) NGO Chocolate: Really you wanna cyber?
(3:00:12 AM) NGO Chocolate: please
(3:00:13 AM) NGO Chocolate: cmonn
(3:01:08 AM) SSucks2005: nah
(3:01:13 AM) SSucks2005: certainly not with a guy
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M.O.B
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Is there a heaven for uh mobsta?

DetroitBaseball
Aug 1 2007, 07:01 AM
(2:53:28 AM) NGO Chocolate: can i suck u off
(2:53:40 AM) SSucks2005: damn NGO
(2:53:43 AM) SSucks2005: I got a 3 HR game so far
(2:54:05 AM) SSucks2005: 2 more AB
(2:54:06 AM) NGO Chocolate: Can I give you a blowjob while playing
(2:54:08 AM) SSucks2005: I want a 4 HR game
(2:54:34 AM) SSucks2005: no serious bro
(2:55:31 AM) NGO Chocolate: Please baby
(2:55:35 AM) NGO Chocolate: i'm horny right now
(2:57:24 AM) SSucks2005: oh
(2:57:26 AM) SSucks2005: I want you too
(2:57:28 AM) SSucks2005: come on baby
(2:58:04 AM) NGO Chocolate: Really you wanna cyber?
(3:00:12 AM) NGO Chocolate: please
(3:00:13 AM) NGO Chocolate: cmonn
(3:01:08 AM) SSucks2005: nah
(3:01:13 AM) SSucks2005: certainly not with a guy

DB you are a fucking fagget. Why would you call him baby?
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JoeCoolMan24
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I got Alicia Sacramone

2nd half of the conversation..... DB is represented in here....


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MrBananaHammock7: http://z11.invisionfree.com/United_Sports/...p?showtopic=863

Haha, i posted it
NGO Chocolate: lmao
MrBananaHammock7: Did i get cha?
NGO Chocolate: no
NGO Chocolate: i see the link
NGO Chocolate: lol
MrBananaHammock7: FUCK ME THEN!
NGO Chocolate: LMAO
MrBananaHammock7: its not fair
MrBananaHammock7: FUCK YOU AIM
NGO Chocolate: LMFAO
MrBananaHammock7: but i really did post it.....

http://z11.invisionfree.com/United_Sports/...p?showtopic=863
NGO Chocolate: yeah i saw
NGO Chocolate:
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NGO Chocolate: can i suck u off
SSucks2005: damn NGO
SSucks2005: I got a 3 HR game so far
SSucks2005: 2 more AB
NGO Chocolate: Can I give you a blowjob while playing

MrBananaHammock7: haha
MrBananaHammock7: Thats awesomne
NGO Chocolate: lmao
MrBananaHammock7: I would love for a blowjob while playing video games
NGO Chocolate: SO WOULD I
MrBananaHammock7: So HAVE I.....
MrBananaHammock7: He was a nice boy though
MrBananaHammock7: ...i mean...
NGO Chocolate: ay yooooooooooooo
MrBananaHammock7: i...i've said too much
NGO Chocolate: thats mad homo
NGO Chocolate: LMAO
MrBananaHammock7: No Homo
NGO Chocolate: lmaooo
MrBananaHammock7: I feel bad
MrBananaHammock7: I just told him to randonly finish up on the boards
MrBananaHammock7: im a terrible, terrible person
NGO Chocolate: LMAO
NGO Chocolate:
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NGO Chocolate: Please baby
NGO Chocolate: i'm horny right now
SSucks2005: oh
SSucks2005: I want you too
SSucks2005: come on baby

MrBananaHammock7: ahahah!
MrBananaHammock7: Thats so sexy
MrBananaHammock7: im typing with my erection right now!!!
NGO Chocolate: AY YO
NGO Chocolate: lmao
MrBananaHammock7: needless to say, i hit 5 keys at a time
NGO Chocolate: NGO Chocolate: Really you wanna cyber?
MrBananaHammock7: because of my floppy donkey dick of course
NGO Chocolate: loolol
NGO Chocolate: omg
MrBananaHammock7: Cyber the hell out of him
MrBananaHammock7: AWWWW SCISSOR!
NGO Chocolate: LMAO
NGO Chocolate: LMFo
NGO Chocolate: HAHAHHAHA LMAO
NGO Chocolate: omg
MrBananaHammock7: ...im so lonely..
MrBananaHammock7: I could use a black man in my life.....
MrBananaHammock7: .....to shine my shoes...
MrBananaHammock7: BLAHAHAAH@
MrBananaHammock7: Oh man, I sure do love Moutain Dew
NGO Chocolate: lmaoooooooooooo
NGO Chocolate: LMAo
NGO Chocolate: u ass
MrBananaHammock7: There is this new mexican place in town, its called "The Golden Canal"
MrBananaHammock7: But the C was out in Canal, so it said "THE GOLDEN ANAL" Oh man, I threw up laughing
MrBananaHammock7: and then hit a small child......
MrBananaHammock7: all in all a good day
NGO Chocolate: hahahha
NGO Chocolate: lmao
NGO Chocolate: ay yo
MrBananaHammock7: Oh yeAH! I am watching a infomercial about a Hair grow production, and this guy said, i shit you not "Its great, stiff, full, I can touch it, grab it, its really feeling full and thick. My wife loves rubbing it around, I feel like a teenager again"
MrBananaHammock7: AHAHAAHA!!!
NGO Chocolate: AY
NGO Chocolate: YOOOOOO
MrBananaHammock7: Whats this AY YOO bullshit
MrBananaHammock7: Some porch monkey thing?
NGO Chocolate: lmao its something I always say when someone says something homo
MrBananaHammock7: ....So you are used to screaming and moaning that phrase? Ha Cha Cha Cha
NGO Chocolate: LMAO
NGO Chocolate: maybeO:-)
MrBananaHammock7: =-O
MrBananaHammock7: Ok, im going to bed now
MrBananaHammock7: Im getting tired
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EViL2uCe
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Did I wake you, motha fucka!?

Gayest. Thread. Ever.

EDIT: No homo.
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JoeCoolMan24
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I got Alicia Sacramone

EViL2uCe
Aug 1 2007, 02:08 AM
Gayest. Thread. Ever.

Why don't I just ass rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders?
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EViL2uCe
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Did I wake you, motha fucka!?

JoeCoolMan24
Aug 1 2007, 07:09 AM
EViL2uCe
Aug 1 2007, 02:08 AM
Gayest.  Thread.  Ever.

Why don't I just ass rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders?

Sorry, but I don't do the 'mo thing. But I'm sure there's others who are into that sort of sport. You have fun with that. :mellow:
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M.O.B
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Is there a heaven for uh mobsta?

God, you guys must feel so gay, lol. And i thought i made some homo comments!
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Tink
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o(^^)o

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NGO Chocolate (1:00:29 AM): :-*
TastyHipp (1:00:50 AM): lol
NGO Chocolate (1:00:46 AM): I've got something special for you
TastyHipp (1:00:57 AM): what's that?
NGO Chocolate (1:00:51 AM): Not in my pants of course
TastyHipp (1:01:03 AM): lol
NGO Chocolate (1:01:00 AM): but it comes from my heart
NGO Chocolate (1:01:03 AM):
TastyHipp (1:01:13 AM): what is it?
NGO Chocolate (1:01:18 AM): I'll give youuu whatever you want
TastyHipp (1:01:36 AM): lol
how will you manage that?
NGO Chocolate (1:01:52 AM): I'll do it!
TastyHipp (1:02:18 AM): anything?
NGO Chocolate (1:02:16 AM): Yup
TastyHipp (1:02:43 AM): but you couldn't even afford a phone
NGO Chocolate (1:02:44 AM): But I afforded one!
NGO Chocolate (1:02:49 AM): 15 days later..
TastyHipp (1:03:23 AM): how long would it take you to get something like a plane tho?
NGO Chocolate (1:03:25 AM): I'll play the lottery!
TastyHipp (1:03:54 AM): lol
but chances are tiny
NGO Chocolate (1:03:55 AM): Like my penis
NGO Chocolate (1:03:58 AM):
TastyHipp (1:04:30 AM): for sure
i'd really want a helicopter
or you can invent teleportation
NGO Chocolate (1:04:44 AM): You is buggin!
TastyHipp (1:05:02 AM): no i'm not
NGO Chocolate (1:05:11 AM): I cant do that for you now
NGO Chocolate (1:05:18 AM): but I can give you an I owe you
TastyHipp (1:05:32 AM): i thought you said you'd get me anything?
NGO Chocolate (1:05:32 AM): I can try
TastyHipp (1:05:48 AM): well try harder
NGO Chocolate (1:06:01 AM): I'm not hard at the moment.
NGO Chocolate (1:06:03 AM): I rarely do =/
TastyHipp (1:06:29 AM): not like you'd be able to tell the difference
NGO Chocolate (1:06:26 AM): LMFAO
NGO Chocolate (1:06:35 AM): Are you trying to say I got a big one.
TastyHipp (1:07:04 AM): no i'm saying yours is so small you can't see the difference
NGO Chocolate (1:07:04 AM):
TastyHipp (1:07:18 AM):
NGO Chocolate (1:07:16 AM): It's so hard to touch it these days.
NGO Chocolate (1:07:23 AM): It's like I feel it but then I dont.
TastyHipp (1:08:20 AM): maybe someone cut it off?
NGO Chocolate (1:08:26 AM):  but I would of felt it.
TastyHipp (1:08:59 AM): but it would be such a small cut you wouldn't even lose blood
NGO Chocolate (1:09:59 AM): But it would be like a paper cut.
NGO Chocolate (1:10:02 AM): =/ id feel it
TastyHipp (1:10:37 AM): well someone must have numbed the area
i mean it's not like anyone touches you down there
NGO Chocolate (1:10:43 AM): Yeah it's been a while.
NGO Chocolate (1:10:50 AM): I couldn't even pay somebody to do it!
TastyHipp (1:11:03 AM): 18 yeah is a long time
TastyHipp (1:11:06 AM): years
NGO Chocolate (1:11:01 AM): LMFAO
NGO Chocolate (1:11:10 AM): my icon is not true =/
TastyHipp (1:11:31 AM): your hands don't count
NGO Chocolate (1:11:31 AM): lmao
NGO Chocolate (1:11:38 AM): Does anal sex count?
TastyHipp (1:11:59 AM): not since you're the one taking it
NGO Chocolate (1:12:10 AM): But it still counts
TastyHipp (1:12:52 AM): not since you're a guy
now if you were giving it yeah, but since no one would be able to feel that it doesn't count
NGO Chocolate (1:13:01 AM): lmao!
NGO Chocolate (1:13:04 AM):
NGO Chocolate (1:13:20 AM): Marry me.
TastyHipp (1:13:42 AM): why would i want to do that?
NGO Chocolate (1:14:00 AM): Cause I have the package
TastyHipp (1:14:28 AM): can't i just sign for that?
NGO Chocolate (1:14:25 AM): LMAO
NGO Chocolate (1:14:30 AM): no. you have to marry me
TastyHipp (1:15:02 AM): aw well i don't know if that's worth it
NGO Chocolate (1:16:04 AM): You could support me.
NGO Chocolate (1:16:12 AM): I'm looking for a woman to free load.
TastyHipp (1:16:59 AM): too bad i'm looking for someone that will actually do something with their life
NGO Chocolate (1:17:05 AM): Shit. I can't marry you then.
NGO Chocolate (1:17:06 AM): =/
NGO Chocolate (1:17:21 AM): NGO Chocolate: I got that badonkadonk
SSucks2005: dude you're gay for saying that to mer
SSucks2005: joking or not man
SSucks2005: UR gay
TastyHipp (1:17:52 AM): lol
sounds like you two have a lot in common
both virgins, and both gay
NGO Chocolate (1:17:51 AM): I'm not a virgin!!
TastyHipp (1:18:07 AM): i told you
TastyHipp (1:18:12 AM): taking it in the ass doesn't count
NGO Chocolate (1:18:08 AM): lmaooo
NGO Chocolate (1:18:13 AM): Yes it does
TastyHipp (1:18:29 AM): not for guys
NGO Chocolate (1:18:38 AM): but but
TastyHipp (1:19:35 AM): well you might get lucky.  if there were only two people left on earth and the other was DB
NGO Chocolate (1:19:47 AM): I wanna be with you though.
TastyHipp (1:20:23 AM): well that's just not gonna happen
NGO Chocolate (1:21:14 AM): Pleaseeeeeeeeeee
TastyHipp (1:21:49 AM): i like to go out tho
NGO Chocolate (1:21:54 AM): Me too.
TastyHipp (1:22:46 AM): that's why you stayed inside for 15 days?
NGO Chocolate (1:23:34 AM): I didnt have a phone =/
TastyHipp (1:24:04 AM): go out and steal one
that's what a real black person would have done
NGO Chocolate (1:24:38 AM): LMAO but i would of had to call verizon to activate it. And they don't activate stolen phones =/
TastyHipp (1:25:04 AM): use the other person's plan
NGO Chocolate (1:25:02 AM): lmao
NGO Chocolate (1:25:10 AM): but I want my phone number
TastyHipp (1:25:32 AM): like anyone calls you
NGO Chocolate (1:25:32 AM): YEAH
NGO Chocolate (1:25:33 AM): WELL
NGO Chocolate (1:25:34 AM): so!
TastyHipp (1:25:57 AM): so why would you need your phone number?
NGO Chocolate (1:26:02 AM): Cause I like my phone number
NGO Chocolate (1:26:15 AM): I have 2 phone numbers!
TastyHipp (1:27:02 AM): and yet no one calls
NGO Chocolate (1:27:07 AM): You should call me
NGO Chocolate (1:27:09 AM):
TastyHipp (1:27:33 AM): why?
NGO Chocolate (1:27:35 AM): so someone could finally call me
NGO Chocolate (1:27:43 AM): I put this new ringtone on and i havent used it
TastyHipp (1:28:02 AM): call yourself from another phone
NGO Chocolate (1:27:59 AM): LMAO
NGO Chocolate (1:28:13 AM): I dont wanna hear my voice.
TastyHipp (1:28:24 AM): it's the only way you're gonna get a call tho
NGO Chocolate (1:28:30 AM): True.
NGO Chocolate (1:28:41 AM):
TastyHipp (1:29:05 AM): well i should go to bed
night
NGO Chocolate (1:29:03 AM): night sexy
TastyHipp (1:29:29 AM): night i dunno what to call you
NGO Chocolate (1:29:26 AM): nigger?
TastyHipp (1:29:48 AM): i guess?
NGO Chocolate (1:29:45 AM):
TastyHipp (1:29:55 AM): lol
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