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Conversations with NGO; **Adult language**
Topic Started: Wed Aug 1, 2007 1:46 am (2,870 Views)
EViL2uCe
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Did I wake you, motha fucka!?

Tink
Aug 1 2007, 07:31 AM
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NGO Chocolate (1:00:29 AM): :-*
TastyHipp (1:00:50 AM): lol
NGO Chocolate (1:00:46 AM): I've got something special for you
TastyHipp (1:00:57 AM): what's that?
NGO Chocolate (1:00:51 AM): Not in my pants of course
TastyHipp (1:01:03 AM): lol
NGO Chocolate (1:01:00 AM): but it comes from my heart
NGO Chocolate (1:01:03 AM):
TastyHipp (1:01:13 AM): what is it?
NGO Chocolate (1:01:18 AM): I'll give youuu whatever you want
TastyHipp (1:01:36 AM): lol
how will you manage that?
NGO Chocolate (1:01:52 AM): I'll do it!
TastyHipp (1:02:18 AM): anything?
NGO Chocolate (1:02:16 AM): Yup
TastyHipp (1:02:43 AM): but you couldn't even afford a phone
NGO Chocolate (1:02:44 AM): But I afforded one!
NGO Chocolate (1:02:49 AM): 15 days later..
TastyHipp (1:03:23 AM): how long would it take you to get something like a plane tho?
NGO Chocolate (1:03:25 AM): I'll play the lottery!
TastyHipp (1:03:54 AM): lol
but chances are tiny
NGO Chocolate (1:03:55 AM): Like my penis
NGO Chocolate (1:03:58 AM):
TastyHipp (1:04:30 AM): for sure
i'd really want a helicopter
or you can invent teleportation
NGO Chocolate (1:04:44 AM): You is buggin!
TastyHipp (1:05:02 AM): no i'm not
NGO Chocolate (1:05:11 AM): I cant do that for you now
NGO Chocolate (1:05:18 AM): but I can give you an I owe you
TastyHipp (1:05:32 AM): i thought you said you'd get me anything?
NGO Chocolate (1:05:32 AM): I can try
TastyHipp (1:05:48 AM): well try harder
NGO Chocolate (1:06:01 AM): I'm not hard at the moment.
NGO Chocolate (1:06:03 AM): I rarely do =/
TastyHipp (1:06:29 AM): not like you'd be able to tell the difference
NGO Chocolate (1:06:26 AM): LMFAO
NGO Chocolate (1:06:35 AM): Are you trying to say I got a big one.
TastyHipp (1:07:04 AM): no i'm saying yours is so small you can't see the difference
NGO Chocolate (1:07:04 AM):
TastyHipp (1:07:18 AM):
NGO Chocolate (1:07:16 AM): It's so hard to touch it these days.
NGO Chocolate (1:07:23 AM): It's like I feel it but then I dont.
TastyHipp (1:08:20 AM): maybe someone cut it off?
NGO Chocolate (1:08:26 AM):  but I would of felt it.
TastyHipp (1:08:59 AM): but it would be such a small cut you wouldn't even lose blood
NGO Chocolate (1:09:59 AM): But it would be like a paper cut.
NGO Chocolate (1:10:02 AM): =/ id feel it
TastyHipp (1:10:37 AM): well someone must have numbed the area
i mean it's not like anyone touches you down there
NGO Chocolate (1:10:43 AM): Yeah it's been a while.
NGO Chocolate (1:10:50 AM): I couldn't even pay somebody to do it!
TastyHipp (1:11:03 AM): 18 yeah is a long time
TastyHipp (1:11:06 AM): years
NGO Chocolate (1:11:01 AM): LMFAO
NGO Chocolate (1:11:10 AM): my icon is not true =/
TastyHipp (1:11:31 AM): your hands don't count
NGO Chocolate (1:11:31 AM): lmao
NGO Chocolate (1:11:38 AM): Does anal sex count?
TastyHipp (1:11:59 AM): not since you're the one taking it
NGO Chocolate (1:12:10 AM): But it still counts
TastyHipp (1:12:52 AM): not since you're a guy
now if you were giving it yeah, but since no one would be able to feel that it doesn't count
NGO Chocolate (1:13:01 AM): lmao!
NGO Chocolate (1:13:04 AM):
NGO Chocolate (1:13:20 AM): Marry me.
TastyHipp (1:13:42 AM): why would i want to do that?
NGO Chocolate (1:14:00 AM): Cause I have the package
TastyHipp (1:14:28 AM): can't i just sign for that?
NGO Chocolate (1:14:25 AM): LMAO
NGO Chocolate (1:14:30 AM): no. you have to marry me
TastyHipp (1:15:02 AM): aw well i don't know if that's worth it
NGO Chocolate (1:16:04 AM): You could support me.
NGO Chocolate (1:16:12 AM): I'm looking for a woman to free load.
TastyHipp (1:16:59 AM): too bad i'm looking for someone that will actually do something with their life
NGO Chocolate (1:17:05 AM): Shit. I can't marry you then.
NGO Chocolate (1:17:06 AM): =/
NGO Chocolate (1:17:21 AM): NGO Chocolate: I got that badonkadonk
SSucks2005: dude you're gay for saying that to mer
SSucks2005: joking or not man
SSucks2005: UR gay
TastyHipp (1:17:52 AM): lol
sounds like you two have a lot in common
both virgins, and both gay
NGO Chocolate (1:17:51 AM): I'm not a virgin!!
TastyHipp (1:18:07 AM): i told you
TastyHipp (1:18:12 AM): taking it in the ass doesn't count
NGO Chocolate (1:18:08 AM): lmaooo
NGO Chocolate (1:18:13 AM): Yes it does
TastyHipp (1:18:29 AM): not for guys
NGO Chocolate (1:18:38 AM): but but
TastyHipp (1:19:35 AM): well you might get lucky.  if there were only two people left on earth and the other was DB
NGO Chocolate (1:19:47 AM): I wanna be with you though.
TastyHipp (1:20:23 AM): well that's just not gonna happen
NGO Chocolate (1:21:14 AM): Pleaseeeeeeeeeee
TastyHipp (1:21:49 AM): i like to go out tho
NGO Chocolate (1:21:54 AM): Me too.
TastyHipp (1:22:46 AM): that's why you stayed inside for 15 days?
NGO Chocolate (1:23:34 AM): I didnt have a phone =/
TastyHipp (1:24:04 AM): go out and steal one
that's what a real black person would have done
NGO Chocolate (1:24:38 AM): LMAO but i would of had to call verizon to activate it. And they don't activate stolen phones =/
TastyHipp (1:25:04 AM): use the other person's plan
NGO Chocolate (1:25:02 AM): lmao
NGO Chocolate (1:25:10 AM): but I want my phone number
TastyHipp (1:25:32 AM): like anyone calls you
NGO Chocolate (1:25:32 AM): YEAH
NGO Chocolate (1:25:33 AM): WELL
NGO Chocolate (1:25:34 AM): so!
TastyHipp (1:25:57 AM): so why would you need your phone number?
NGO Chocolate (1:26:02 AM): Cause I like my phone number
NGO Chocolate (1:26:15 AM): I have 2 phone numbers!
TastyHipp (1:27:02 AM): and yet no one calls
NGO Chocolate (1:27:07 AM): You should call me
NGO Chocolate (1:27:09 AM):
TastyHipp (1:27:33 AM): why?
NGO Chocolate (1:27:35 AM): so someone could finally call me
NGO Chocolate (1:27:43 AM): I put this new ringtone on and i havent used it
TastyHipp (1:28:02 AM): call yourself from another phone
NGO Chocolate (1:27:59 AM): LMAO
NGO Chocolate (1:28:13 AM): I dont wanna hear my voice.
TastyHipp (1:28:24 AM): it's the only way you're gonna get a call tho
NGO Chocolate (1:28:30 AM): True.
NGO Chocolate (1:28:41 AM):
TastyHipp (1:29:05 AM): well i should go to bed
night
NGO Chocolate (1:29:03 AM): night sexy
TastyHipp (1:29:29 AM): night i dunno what to call you
NGO Chocolate (1:29:26 AM): nigger?
TastyHipp (1:29:48 AM): i guess?
NGO Chocolate (1:29:45 AM):
TastyHipp (1:29:55 AM): lol

:clap:

Well played. Well, played.
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Tink
Aug 1 2007, 03:31 AM
Quote:
 
NGO Chocolate (1:00:29 AM): :-*
TastyHipp (1:00:50 AM): lol
NGO Chocolate (1:00:46 AM): I've got something special for you
TastyHipp (1:00:57 AM): what's that?
NGO Chocolate (1:00:51 AM): Not in my pants of course
TastyHipp (1:01:03 AM): lol
NGO Chocolate (1:01:00 AM): but it comes from my heart
NGO Chocolate (1:01:03 AM):
TastyHipp (1:01:13 AM): what is it?
NGO Chocolate (1:01:18 AM): I'll give youuu whatever you want
TastyHipp (1:01:36 AM): lol
how will you manage that?
NGO Chocolate (1:01:52 AM): I'll do it!
TastyHipp (1:02:18 AM): anything?
NGO Chocolate (1:02:16 AM): Yup
TastyHipp (1:02:43 AM): but you couldn't even afford a phone
NGO Chocolate (1:02:44 AM): But I afforded one!
NGO Chocolate (1:02:49 AM): 15 days later..
TastyHipp (1:03:23 AM): how long would it take you to get something like a plane tho?
NGO Chocolate (1:03:25 AM): I'll play the lottery!
TastyHipp (1:03:54 AM): lol
but chances are tiny
NGO Chocolate (1:03:55 AM): Like my penis
NGO Chocolate (1:03:58 AM):
TastyHipp (1:04:30 AM): for sure
i'd really want a helicopter
or you can invent teleportation
NGO Chocolate (1:04:44 AM): You is buggin!
TastyHipp (1:05:02 AM): no i'm not
NGO Chocolate (1:05:11 AM): I cant do that for you now
NGO Chocolate (1:05:18 AM): but I can give you an I owe you
TastyHipp (1:05:32 AM): i thought you said you'd get me anything?
NGO Chocolate (1:05:32 AM): I can try
TastyHipp (1:05:48 AM): well try harder
NGO Chocolate (1:06:01 AM): I'm not hard at the moment.
NGO Chocolate (1:06:03 AM): I rarely do =/
TastyHipp (1:06:29 AM): not like you'd be able to tell the difference
NGO Chocolate (1:06:26 AM): LMFAO
NGO Chocolate (1:06:35 AM): Are you trying to say I got a big one.
TastyHipp (1:07:04 AM): no i'm saying yours is so small you can't see the difference
NGO Chocolate (1:07:04 AM):
TastyHipp (1:07:18 AM):
NGO Chocolate (1:07:16 AM): It's so hard to touch it these days.
NGO Chocolate (1:07:23 AM): It's like I feel it but then I dont.
TastyHipp (1:08:20 AM): maybe someone cut it off?
NGO Chocolate (1:08:26 AM):  but I would of felt it.
TastyHipp (1:08:59 AM): but it would be such a small cut you wouldn't even lose blood
NGO Chocolate (1:09:59 AM): But it would be like a paper cut.
NGO Chocolate (1:10:02 AM): =/ id feel it
TastyHipp (1:10:37 AM): well someone must have numbed the area
i mean it's not like anyone touches you down there
NGO Chocolate (1:10:43 AM): Yeah it's been a while.
NGO Chocolate (1:10:50 AM): I couldn't even pay somebody to do it!
TastyHipp (1:11:03 AM): 18 yeah is a long time
TastyHipp (1:11:06 AM): years
NGO Chocolate (1:11:01 AM): LMFAO
NGO Chocolate (1:11:10 AM): my icon is not true =/
TastyHipp (1:11:31 AM): your hands don't count
NGO Chocolate (1:11:31 AM): lmao
NGO Chocolate (1:11:38 AM): Does anal sex count?
TastyHipp (1:11:59 AM): not since you're the one taking it
NGO Chocolate (1:12:10 AM): But it still counts
TastyHipp (1:12:52 AM): not since you're a guy
now if you were giving it yeah, but since no one would be able to feel that it doesn't count
NGO Chocolate (1:13:01 AM): lmao!
NGO Chocolate (1:13:04 AM):
NGO Chocolate (1:13:20 AM): Marry me.
TastyHipp (1:13:42 AM): why would i want to do that?
NGO Chocolate (1:14:00 AM): Cause I have the package
TastyHipp (1:14:28 AM): can't i just sign for that?
NGO Chocolate (1:14:25 AM): LMAO
NGO Chocolate (1:14:30 AM): no. you have to marry me
TastyHipp (1:15:02 AM): aw well i don't know if that's worth it
NGO Chocolate (1:16:04 AM): You could support me.
NGO Chocolate (1:16:12 AM): I'm looking for a woman to free load.
TastyHipp (1:16:59 AM): too bad i'm looking for someone that will actually do something with their life
NGO Chocolate (1:17:05 AM): Shit. I can't marry you then.
NGO Chocolate (1:17:06 AM): =/
NGO Chocolate (1:17:21 AM): NGO Chocolate: I got that badonkadonk
SSucks2005: dude you're gay for saying that to mer
SSucks2005: joking or not man
SSucks2005: UR gay
TastyHipp (1:17:52 AM): lol
sounds like you two have a lot in common
both virgins, and both gay
NGO Chocolate (1:17:51 AM): I'm not a virgin!!
TastyHipp (1:18:07 AM): i told you
TastyHipp (1:18:12 AM): taking it in the ass doesn't count
NGO Chocolate (1:18:08 AM): lmaooo
NGO Chocolate (1:18:13 AM): Yes it does
TastyHipp (1:18:29 AM): not for guys
NGO Chocolate (1:18:38 AM): but but
TastyHipp (1:19:35 AM): well you might get lucky.  if there were only two people left on earth and the other was DB
NGO Chocolate (1:19:47 AM): I wanna be with you though.
TastyHipp (1:20:23 AM): well that's just not gonna happen
NGO Chocolate (1:21:14 AM): Pleaseeeeeeeeeee
TastyHipp (1:21:49 AM): i like to go out tho
NGO Chocolate (1:21:54 AM): Me too.
TastyHipp (1:22:46 AM): that's why you stayed inside for 15 days?
NGO Chocolate (1:23:34 AM): I didnt have a phone =/
TastyHipp (1:24:04 AM): go out and steal one
that's what a real black person would have done
NGO Chocolate (1:24:38 AM): LMAO but i would of had to call verizon to activate it. And they don't activate stolen phones =/
TastyHipp (1:25:04 AM): use the other person's plan
NGO Chocolate (1:25:02 AM): lmao
NGO Chocolate (1:25:10 AM): but I want my phone number
TastyHipp (1:25:32 AM): like anyone calls you
NGO Chocolate (1:25:32 AM): YEAH
NGO Chocolate (1:25:33 AM): WELL
NGO Chocolate (1:25:34 AM): so!
TastyHipp (1:25:57 AM): so why would you need your phone number?
NGO Chocolate (1:26:02 AM): Cause I like my phone number
NGO Chocolate (1:26:15 AM): I have 2 phone numbers!
TastyHipp (1:27:02 AM): and yet no one calls
NGO Chocolate (1:27:07 AM): You should call me
NGO Chocolate (1:27:09 AM):
TastyHipp (1:27:33 AM): why?
NGO Chocolate (1:27:35 AM): so someone could finally call me
NGO Chocolate (1:27:43 AM): I put this new ringtone on and i havent used it
TastyHipp (1:28:02 AM): call yourself from another phone
NGO Chocolate (1:27:59 AM): LMAO
NGO Chocolate (1:28:13 AM): I dont wanna hear my voice.
TastyHipp (1:28:24 AM): it's the only way you're gonna get a call tho
NGO Chocolate (1:28:30 AM): True.
NGO Chocolate (1:28:41 AM):
TastyHipp (1:29:05 AM): well i should go to bed
night
NGO Chocolate (1:29:03 AM): night sexy
TastyHipp (1:29:29 AM): night i dunno what to call you
NGO Chocolate (1:29:26 AM): nigger?
TastyHipp (1:29:48 AM): i guess?
NGO Chocolate (1:29:45 AM):
TastyHipp (1:29:55 AM): lol

lmfao @NGO :rotfl: :rotfl:
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:rotfl: :rotfl:

I want to free load off a woman as well lol
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JoeCoolMan24
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I got Alicia Sacramone

The ending was the best...


"TastyHipp (1:29:29 AM): night i dunno what to call you
NGO Chocolate (1:29:26 AM): nigger?
TastyHipp (1:29:48 AM): i guess?
NGO Chocolate (1:29:45 AM):
TastyHipp (1:29:55 AM): lol "


Ahahah!
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CELTS20
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Mission 17: Complete

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MGee4424: so...where do you want to meet me?
SSucks2005: up my shitter
MGee4424: thats a little odd
MGee4424: your house? tomorrow? I'll bring the wine and handcuffs?
SSucks2005: I want a big piece of meat
MGee4424: so roast beef or just steak?
SSucks2005: nice big piece of jerkey
SSucks2005: extra thick
MGee4424: I don't have any
MGee4424: is steak ok?
SSucks2005: is it long and thick?
MGee4424: yeah
MGee4424: do you have a table? or are we just going to do it in the kitchen?
SSucks2005: I got a nice table for us
MGee4424: oh ok, I don't like to dine in the kitchen
MGee4424: do you have any lube? or do I need to bring it?
SSucks2005: I think I got some left
SSucks2005: yeah
SSucks2005: enough for 1 more session
MGee4424: oh alright
MGee4424: anything else you need me to bring?
SSucks2005: yeah
SSucks2005: vibrator
SSucks2005: I like a vibrator up my ass when I am gonna my cock sucked
MGee4424: oh ok....thats a bit....crude
MGee4424: I gotta go though, I'll cya
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JoeCoolMan24
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I got Alicia Sacramone

CELTS20
Aug 1 2007, 02:59 AM
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MGee4424: so...where do you want to meet me?
SSucks2005: up my shitter
MGee4424: thats a little odd
MGee4424: your house? tomorrow? I'll bring the wine and handcuffs?
SSucks2005: I want a big piece of meat
MGee4424: so roast beef or just steak?
SSucks2005: nice big piece of jerkey
SSucks2005: extra thick
MGee4424: I don't have any
MGee4424: is steak ok?
SSucks2005: is it long and thick?
MGee4424: yeah
MGee4424: do you have a table? or are we just going to do it in the kitchen?
SSucks2005: I got a nice table for us
MGee4424: oh ok, I don't like to dine in the kitchen
MGee4424: do you have any lube? or do I need to bring it?
SSucks2005: I think I got some left
SSucks2005: yeah
SSucks2005: enough for 1 more session
MGee4424: oh alright
MGee4424: anything else you need me to bring?
SSucks2005: yeah
SSucks2005: vibrator
SSucks2005: I like a vibrator up my ass when I am gonna my cock sucked
MGee4424: oh ok....thats a bit....crude
MGee4424: I gotta go though, I'll cya

That all seemed too forced, no pun intended.
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DetroitBaseball
Braylon Edwards = #1

CELTS20
Aug 1 2007, 03:59 AM
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MGee4424: so...where do you want to meet me?
SSucks2005: up my shitter
MGee4424: thats a little odd
MGee4424: your house? tomorrow? I'll bring the wine and handcuffs?
SSucks2005: I want a big piece of meat
MGee4424: so roast beef or just steak?
SSucks2005: nice big piece of jerkey
SSucks2005: extra thick
MGee4424: I don't have any
MGee4424: is steak ok?
SSucks2005: is it long and thick?
MGee4424: yeah
MGee4424: do you have a table? or are we just going to do it in the kitchen?
SSucks2005: I got a nice table for us
MGee4424: oh ok, I don't like to dine in the kitchen
MGee4424: do you have any lube? or do I need to bring it?
SSucks2005: I think I got some left
SSucks2005: yeah
SSucks2005: enough for 1 more session
MGee4424: oh alright
MGee4424: anything else you need me to bring?
SSucks2005: yeah
SSucks2005: vibrator
SSucks2005: I like a vibrator up my ass when I am gonna my cock sucked
MGee4424: oh ok....thats a bit....crude
MGee4424: I gotta go though, I'll cya

Bro the title is Conversations with NGO.
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M.O.B
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Is there a heaven for uh mobsta?

CELTS20
Aug 1 2007, 07:59 AM
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MGee4424: so...where do you want to meet me?
SSucks2005: up my shitter
MGee4424: thats a little odd
MGee4424: your house? tomorrow? I'll bring the wine and handcuffs?
SSucks2005: I want a big piece of meat
MGee4424: so roast beef or just steak?
SSucks2005: nice big piece of jerkey
SSucks2005: extra thick
MGee4424: I don't have any
MGee4424: is steak ok?
SSucks2005: is it long and thick?
MGee4424: yeah
MGee4424: do you have a table? or are we just going to do it in the kitchen?
SSucks2005: I got a nice table for us
MGee4424: oh ok, I don't like to dine in the kitchen
MGee4424: do you have any lube? or do I need to bring it?
SSucks2005: I think I got some left
SSucks2005: yeah
SSucks2005: enough for 1 more session
MGee4424: oh alright
MGee4424: anything else you need me to bring?
SSucks2005: yeah
SSucks2005: vibrator
SSucks2005: I like a vibrator up my ass when I am gonna my cock sucked
MGee4424: oh ok....thats a bit....crude
MGee4424: I gotta go though, I'll cya

Haha, the vibrator part is hilarious.
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Prime Time
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Rock God, God of Rock, Tom Petty

I never talk to NGO alone.

I only talk to aCutb, SL, and Chill... :ninja:
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Excellence in Broadcasting

NGOChocolate
Jul 31 2007, 10:50 PM
DetroitBaseball
Aug 1 2007, 02:48 AM
I wouldn't waste my time talking to him in the first place.

Hulk Hogannnnnnn *cough* :mellow:

invite him here!
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