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Conversations with NGO; **Adult language**
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Topic Started: Wed Aug 1, 2007 1:46 am (2,870 Views)
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EViL2uCe
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 2:36 am
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Did I wake you, motha fucka!?
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NGO Chocolate (1:00:29 AM): :-* TastyHipp (1:00:50 AM): lol NGO Chocolate (1:00:46 AM): I've got something special for you TastyHipp (1:00:57 AM): what's that? NGO Chocolate (1:00:51 AM): Not in my pants of course TastyHipp (1:01:03 AM): lol NGO Chocolate (1:01:00 AM): but it comes from my heart NGO Chocolate (1:01:03 AM): TastyHipp (1:01:13 AM): what is it? NGO Chocolate (1:01:18 AM): I'll give youuu whatever you want TastyHipp (1:01:36 AM): lol how will you manage that? NGO Chocolate (1:01:52 AM): I'll do it! TastyHipp (1:02:18 AM): anything? NGO Chocolate (1:02:16 AM): Yup TastyHipp (1:02:43 AM): but you couldn't even afford a phone NGO Chocolate (1:02:44 AM): But I afforded one! NGO Chocolate (1:02:49 AM): 15 days later.. TastyHipp (1:03:23 AM): how long would it take you to get something like a plane tho? NGO Chocolate (1:03:25 AM): I'll play the lottery! TastyHipp (1:03:54 AM): lol but chances are tiny NGO Chocolate (1:03:55 AM): Like my penis NGO Chocolate (1:03:58 AM): TastyHipp (1:04:30 AM): for sure i'd really want a helicopter or you can invent teleportation NGO Chocolate (1:04:44 AM): You is buggin! TastyHipp (1:05:02 AM): no i'm not NGO Chocolate (1:05:11 AM): I cant do that for you now NGO Chocolate (1:05:18 AM): but I can give you an I owe you TastyHipp (1:05:32 AM): i thought you said you'd get me anything? NGO Chocolate (1:05:32 AM): I can try TastyHipp (1:05:48 AM): well try harder NGO Chocolate (1:06:01 AM): I'm not hard at the moment. NGO Chocolate (1:06:03 AM): I rarely do =/ TastyHipp (1:06:29 AM): not like you'd be able to tell the difference NGO Chocolate (1:06:26 AM): LMFAO NGO Chocolate (1:06:35 AM): Are you trying to say I got a big one. TastyHipp (1:07:04 AM): no i'm saying yours is so small you can't see the difference NGO Chocolate (1:07:04 AM): TastyHipp (1:07:18 AM): NGO Chocolate (1:07:16 AM): It's so hard to touch it these days. NGO Chocolate (1:07:23 AM): It's like I feel it but then I dont. TastyHipp (1:08:20 AM): maybe someone cut it off? NGO Chocolate (1:08:26 AM): but I would of felt it. TastyHipp (1:08:59 AM): but it would be such a small cut you wouldn't even lose blood NGO Chocolate (1:09:59 AM): But it would be like a paper cut. NGO Chocolate (1:10:02 AM): =/ id feel it TastyHipp (1:10:37 AM): well someone must have numbed the area i mean it's not like anyone touches you down there NGO Chocolate (1:10:43 AM): Yeah it's been a while. NGO Chocolate (1:10:50 AM): I couldn't even pay somebody to do it! TastyHipp (1:11:03 AM): 18 yeah is a long time TastyHipp (1:11:06 AM): years NGO Chocolate (1:11:01 AM): LMFAO NGO Chocolate (1:11:10 AM): my icon is not true =/ TastyHipp (1:11:31 AM): your hands don't count NGO Chocolate (1:11:31 AM): lmao NGO Chocolate (1:11:38 AM): Does anal sex count? TastyHipp (1:11:59 AM): not since you're the one taking it NGO Chocolate (1:12:10 AM): But it still counts TastyHipp (1:12:52 AM): not since you're a guy now if you were giving it yeah, but since no one would be able to feel that it doesn't count NGO Chocolate (1:13:01 AM): lmao! NGO Chocolate (1:13:04 AM): NGO Chocolate (1:13:20 AM): Marry me. TastyHipp (1:13:42 AM): why would i want to do that? NGO Chocolate (1:14:00 AM): Cause I have the package TastyHipp (1:14:28 AM): can't i just sign for that? NGO Chocolate (1:14:25 AM): LMAO NGO Chocolate (1:14:30 AM): no. you have to marry me TastyHipp (1:15:02 AM): aw well i don't know if that's worth it NGO Chocolate (1:16:04 AM): You could support me. NGO Chocolate (1:16:12 AM): I'm looking for a woman to free load. TastyHipp (1:16:59 AM): too bad i'm looking for someone that will actually do something with their life NGO Chocolate (1:17:05 AM): Shit. I can't marry you then. NGO Chocolate (1:17:06 AM): =/ NGO Chocolate (1:17:21 AM): NGO Chocolate: I got that badonkadonk SSucks2005: dude you're gay for saying that to mer SSucks2005: joking or not man SSucks2005: UR gay TastyHipp (1:17:52 AM): lol sounds like you two have a lot in common both virgins, and both gay NGO Chocolate (1:17:51 AM): I'm not a virgin!! TastyHipp (1:18:07 AM): i told you TastyHipp (1:18:12 AM): taking it in the ass doesn't count NGO Chocolate (1:18:08 AM): lmaooo NGO Chocolate (1:18:13 AM): Yes it does TastyHipp (1:18:29 AM): not for guys NGO Chocolate (1:18:38 AM): but but TastyHipp (1:19:35 AM): well you might get lucky. if there were only two people left on earth and the other was DB NGO Chocolate (1:19:47 AM): I wanna be with you though. TastyHipp (1:20:23 AM): well that's just not gonna happen NGO Chocolate (1:21:14 AM): Pleaseeeeeeeeeee TastyHipp (1:21:49 AM): i like to go out tho NGO Chocolate (1:21:54 AM): Me too. TastyHipp (1:22:46 AM): that's why you stayed inside for 15 days? NGO Chocolate (1:23:34 AM): I didnt have a phone =/ TastyHipp (1:24:04 AM): go out and steal one that's what a real black person would have done NGO Chocolate (1:24:38 AM): LMAO but i would of had to call verizon to activate it. And they don't activate stolen phones =/ TastyHipp (1:25:04 AM): use the other person's plan NGO Chocolate (1:25:02 AM): lmao NGO Chocolate (1:25:10 AM): but I want my phone number TastyHipp (1:25:32 AM): like anyone calls you NGO Chocolate (1:25:32 AM): YEAH NGO Chocolate (1:25:33 AM): WELL NGO Chocolate (1:25:34 AM): so! TastyHipp (1:25:57 AM): so why would you need your phone number? NGO Chocolate (1:26:02 AM): Cause I like my phone number NGO Chocolate (1:26:15 AM): I have 2 phone numbers! TastyHipp (1:27:02 AM): and yet no one calls NGO Chocolate (1:27:07 AM): You should call me NGO Chocolate (1:27:09 AM): TastyHipp (1:27:33 AM): why? NGO Chocolate (1:27:35 AM): so someone could finally call me NGO Chocolate (1:27:43 AM): I put this new ringtone on and i havent used it TastyHipp (1:28:02 AM): call yourself from another phone NGO Chocolate (1:27:59 AM): LMAO NGO Chocolate (1:28:13 AM): I dont wanna hear my voice. TastyHipp (1:28:24 AM): it's the only way you're gonna get a call tho NGO Chocolate (1:28:30 AM): True. NGO Chocolate (1:28:41 AM): TastyHipp (1:29:05 AM): well i should go to bed night NGO Chocolate (1:29:03 AM): night sexy TastyHipp (1:29:29 AM): night i dunno what to call you NGO Chocolate (1:29:26 AM): nigger? TastyHipp (1:29:48 AM): i guess? NGO Chocolate (1:29:45 AM): TastyHipp (1:29:55 AM): lol
Well played. Well, played.
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MetsFan4Ever
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 2:38 am
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NGO Chocolate (1:00:29 AM): :-* TastyHipp (1:00:50 AM): lol NGO Chocolate (1:00:46 AM): I've got something special for you TastyHipp (1:00:57 AM): what's that? NGO Chocolate (1:00:51 AM): Not in my pants of course TastyHipp (1:01:03 AM): lol NGO Chocolate (1:01:00 AM): but it comes from my heart NGO Chocolate (1:01:03 AM): TastyHipp (1:01:13 AM): what is it? NGO Chocolate (1:01:18 AM): I'll give youuu whatever you want TastyHipp (1:01:36 AM): lol how will you manage that? NGO Chocolate (1:01:52 AM): I'll do it! TastyHipp (1:02:18 AM): anything? NGO Chocolate (1:02:16 AM): Yup TastyHipp (1:02:43 AM): but you couldn't even afford a phone NGO Chocolate (1:02:44 AM): But I afforded one! NGO Chocolate (1:02:49 AM): 15 days later.. TastyHipp (1:03:23 AM): how long would it take you to get something like a plane tho? NGO Chocolate (1:03:25 AM): I'll play the lottery! TastyHipp (1:03:54 AM): lol but chances are tiny NGO Chocolate (1:03:55 AM): Like my penis NGO Chocolate (1:03:58 AM): TastyHipp (1:04:30 AM): for sure i'd really want a helicopter or you can invent teleportation NGO Chocolate (1:04:44 AM): You is buggin! TastyHipp (1:05:02 AM): no i'm not NGO Chocolate (1:05:11 AM): I cant do that for you now NGO Chocolate (1:05:18 AM): but I can give you an I owe you TastyHipp (1:05:32 AM): i thought you said you'd get me anything? NGO Chocolate (1:05:32 AM): I can try TastyHipp (1:05:48 AM): well try harder NGO Chocolate (1:06:01 AM): I'm not hard at the moment. NGO Chocolate (1:06:03 AM): I rarely do =/ TastyHipp (1:06:29 AM): not like you'd be able to tell the difference NGO Chocolate (1:06:26 AM): LMFAO NGO Chocolate (1:06:35 AM): Are you trying to say I got a big one. TastyHipp (1:07:04 AM): no i'm saying yours is so small you can't see the difference NGO Chocolate (1:07:04 AM): TastyHipp (1:07:18 AM): NGO Chocolate (1:07:16 AM): It's so hard to touch it these days. NGO Chocolate (1:07:23 AM): It's like I feel it but then I dont. TastyHipp (1:08:20 AM): maybe someone cut it off? NGO Chocolate (1:08:26 AM): but I would of felt it. TastyHipp (1:08:59 AM): but it would be such a small cut you wouldn't even lose blood NGO Chocolate (1:09:59 AM): But it would be like a paper cut. NGO Chocolate (1:10:02 AM): =/ id feel it TastyHipp (1:10:37 AM): well someone must have numbed the area i mean it's not like anyone touches you down there NGO Chocolate (1:10:43 AM): Yeah it's been a while. NGO Chocolate (1:10:50 AM): I couldn't even pay somebody to do it! TastyHipp (1:11:03 AM): 18 yeah is a long time TastyHipp (1:11:06 AM): years NGO Chocolate (1:11:01 AM): LMFAO NGO Chocolate (1:11:10 AM): my icon is not true =/ TastyHipp (1:11:31 AM): your hands don't count NGO Chocolate (1:11:31 AM): lmao NGO Chocolate (1:11:38 AM): Does anal sex count? TastyHipp (1:11:59 AM): not since you're the one taking it NGO Chocolate (1:12:10 AM): But it still counts TastyHipp (1:12:52 AM): not since you're a guy now if you were giving it yeah, but since no one would be able to feel that it doesn't count NGO Chocolate (1:13:01 AM): lmao! NGO Chocolate (1:13:04 AM): NGO Chocolate (1:13:20 AM): Marry me. TastyHipp (1:13:42 AM): why would i want to do that? NGO Chocolate (1:14:00 AM): Cause I have the package TastyHipp (1:14:28 AM): can't i just sign for that? NGO Chocolate (1:14:25 AM): LMAO NGO Chocolate (1:14:30 AM): no. you have to marry me TastyHipp (1:15:02 AM): aw well i don't know if that's worth it NGO Chocolate (1:16:04 AM): You could support me. NGO Chocolate (1:16:12 AM): I'm looking for a woman to free load. TastyHipp (1:16:59 AM): too bad i'm looking for someone that will actually do something with their life NGO Chocolate (1:17:05 AM): Shit. I can't marry you then. NGO Chocolate (1:17:06 AM): =/ NGO Chocolate (1:17:21 AM): NGO Chocolate: I got that badonkadonk SSucks2005: dude you're gay for saying that to mer SSucks2005: joking or not man SSucks2005: UR gay TastyHipp (1:17:52 AM): lol sounds like you two have a lot in common both virgins, and both gay NGO Chocolate (1:17:51 AM): I'm not a virgin!! TastyHipp (1:18:07 AM): i told you TastyHipp (1:18:12 AM): taking it in the ass doesn't count NGO Chocolate (1:18:08 AM): lmaooo NGO Chocolate (1:18:13 AM): Yes it does TastyHipp (1:18:29 AM): not for guys NGO Chocolate (1:18:38 AM): but but TastyHipp (1:19:35 AM): well you might get lucky. if there were only two people left on earth and the other was DB NGO Chocolate (1:19:47 AM): I wanna be with you though. TastyHipp (1:20:23 AM): well that's just not gonna happen NGO Chocolate (1:21:14 AM): Pleaseeeeeeeeeee TastyHipp (1:21:49 AM): i like to go out tho NGO Chocolate (1:21:54 AM): Me too. TastyHipp (1:22:46 AM): that's why you stayed inside for 15 days? NGO Chocolate (1:23:34 AM): I didnt have a phone =/ TastyHipp (1:24:04 AM): go out and steal one that's what a real black person would have done NGO Chocolate (1:24:38 AM): LMAO but i would of had to call verizon to activate it. And they don't activate stolen phones =/ TastyHipp (1:25:04 AM): use the other person's plan NGO Chocolate (1:25:02 AM): lmao NGO Chocolate (1:25:10 AM): but I want my phone number TastyHipp (1:25:32 AM): like anyone calls you NGO Chocolate (1:25:32 AM): YEAH NGO Chocolate (1:25:33 AM): WELL NGO Chocolate (1:25:34 AM): so! TastyHipp (1:25:57 AM): so why would you need your phone number? NGO Chocolate (1:26:02 AM): Cause I like my phone number NGO Chocolate (1:26:15 AM): I have 2 phone numbers! TastyHipp (1:27:02 AM): and yet no one calls NGO Chocolate (1:27:07 AM): You should call me NGO Chocolate (1:27:09 AM): TastyHipp (1:27:33 AM): why? NGO Chocolate (1:27:35 AM): so someone could finally call me NGO Chocolate (1:27:43 AM): I put this new ringtone on and i havent used it TastyHipp (1:28:02 AM): call yourself from another phone NGO Chocolate (1:27:59 AM): LMAO NGO Chocolate (1:28:13 AM): I dont wanna hear my voice. TastyHipp (1:28:24 AM): it's the only way you're gonna get a call tho NGO Chocolate (1:28:30 AM): True. NGO Chocolate (1:28:41 AM): TastyHipp (1:29:05 AM): well i should go to bed night NGO Chocolate (1:29:03 AM): night sexy TastyHipp (1:29:29 AM): night i dunno what to call you NGO Chocolate (1:29:26 AM): nigger? TastyHipp (1:29:48 AM): i guess? NGO Chocolate (1:29:45 AM): TastyHipp (1:29:55 AM): lol
lmfao @NGO
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 2:40 am
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I want to free load off a woman as well lol
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JoeCoolMan24
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 2:58 am
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I got Alicia Sacramone
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The ending was the best...
"TastyHipp (1:29:29 AM): night i dunno what to call you NGO Chocolate (1:29:26 AM): nigger? TastyHipp (1:29:48 AM): i guess? NGO Chocolate (1:29:45 AM): TastyHipp (1:29:55 AM): lol "
Ahahah!
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 2:59 am
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Mission 17: Complete
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MGee4424: so...where do you want to meet me? SSucks2005: up my shitter MGee4424: thats a little odd MGee4424: your house? tomorrow? I'll bring the wine and handcuffs? SSucks2005: I want a big piece of meat MGee4424: so roast beef or just steak? SSucks2005: nice big piece of jerkey SSucks2005: extra thick MGee4424: I don't have any MGee4424: is steak ok? SSucks2005: is it long and thick? MGee4424: yeah MGee4424: do you have a table? or are we just going to do it in the kitchen? SSucks2005: I got a nice table for us MGee4424: oh ok, I don't like to dine in the kitchen MGee4424: do you have any lube? or do I need to bring it? SSucks2005: I think I got some left SSucks2005: yeah SSucks2005: enough for 1 more session MGee4424: oh alright MGee4424: anything else you need me to bring? SSucks2005: yeah SSucks2005: vibrator SSucks2005: I like a vibrator up my ass when I am gonna my cock sucked MGee4424: oh ok....thats a bit....crude MGee4424: I gotta go though, I'll cya
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JoeCoolMan24
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 3:01 am
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I got Alicia Sacramone
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MGee4424: so...where do you want to meet me? SSucks2005: up my shitter MGee4424: thats a little odd MGee4424: your house? tomorrow? I'll bring the wine and handcuffs? SSucks2005: I want a big piece of meat MGee4424: so roast beef or just steak? SSucks2005: nice big piece of jerkey SSucks2005: extra thick MGee4424: I don't have any MGee4424: is steak ok? SSucks2005: is it long and thick? MGee4424: yeah MGee4424: do you have a table? or are we just going to do it in the kitchen? SSucks2005: I got a nice table for us MGee4424: oh ok, I don't like to dine in the kitchen MGee4424: do you have any lube? or do I need to bring it? SSucks2005: I think I got some left SSucks2005: yeah SSucks2005: enough for 1 more session MGee4424: oh alright MGee4424: anything else you need me to bring? SSucks2005: yeah SSucks2005: vibrator SSucks2005: I like a vibrator up my ass when I am gonna my cock sucked MGee4424: oh ok....thats a bit....crude MGee4424: I gotta go though, I'll cya
That all seemed too forced, no pun intended.
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DetroitBaseball
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 3:01 am
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Braylon Edwards = #1
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MGee4424: so...where do you want to meet me? SSucks2005: up my shitter MGee4424: thats a little odd MGee4424: your house? tomorrow? I'll bring the wine and handcuffs? SSucks2005: I want a big piece of meat MGee4424: so roast beef or just steak? SSucks2005: nice big piece of jerkey SSucks2005: extra thick MGee4424: I don't have any MGee4424: is steak ok? SSucks2005: is it long and thick? MGee4424: yeah MGee4424: do you have a table? or are we just going to do it in the kitchen? SSucks2005: I got a nice table for us MGee4424: oh ok, I don't like to dine in the kitchen MGee4424: do you have any lube? or do I need to bring it? SSucks2005: I think I got some left SSucks2005: yeah SSucks2005: enough for 1 more session MGee4424: oh alright MGee4424: anything else you need me to bring? SSucks2005: yeah SSucks2005: vibrator SSucks2005: I like a vibrator up my ass when I am gonna my cock sucked MGee4424: oh ok....thats a bit....crude MGee4424: I gotta go though, I'll cya
Bro the title is Conversations with NGO.
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 3:01 am
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Is there a heaven for uh mobsta?
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MGee4424: so...where do you want to meet me? SSucks2005: up my shitter MGee4424: thats a little odd MGee4424: your house? tomorrow? I'll bring the wine and handcuffs? SSucks2005: I want a big piece of meat MGee4424: so roast beef or just steak? SSucks2005: nice big piece of jerkey SSucks2005: extra thick MGee4424: I don't have any MGee4424: is steak ok? SSucks2005: is it long and thick? MGee4424: yeah MGee4424: do you have a table? or are we just going to do it in the kitchen? SSucks2005: I got a nice table for us MGee4424: oh ok, I don't like to dine in the kitchen MGee4424: do you have any lube? or do I need to bring it? SSucks2005: I think I got some left SSucks2005: yeah SSucks2005: enough for 1 more session MGee4424: oh alright MGee4424: anything else you need me to bring? SSucks2005: yeah SSucks2005: vibrator SSucks2005: I like a vibrator up my ass when I am gonna my cock sucked MGee4424: oh ok....thats a bit....crude MGee4424: I gotta go though, I'll cya
Haha, the vibrator part is hilarious.
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 10:05 am
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Rock God, God of Rock, Tom Petty
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I never talk to NGO alone.
I only talk to aCutb, SL, and Chill... :ninja:
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Wed Aug 1, 2007 1:35 pm
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Excellence in Broadcasting
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- Aug 1 2007, 02:48 AM
I wouldn't waste my time talking to him in the first place.
Hulk Hogannnnnnn *cough* :mellow:
invite him here!
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