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The Anti-Rape Condom
Topic Started: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:20 am (628 Views)
M.O.B
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Is there a heaven for uh mobsta?

Imagine trying to pull out, when that thing got ahold of you. :o
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Bigrussmooney
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It seems like it would pull the whole thing out before it ripped your penis in half. It would certainly ruin the mood of your average rapist I suppose.
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EViL2uCe
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Did I wake you, motha fucka!?

Bigrussmooney
Nov 26 2007, 11:50 AM
It seems like it would pull the whole thing out before it ripped your penis in half. It would certainly ruin the mood of your average rapist I suppose.

Well, I suppose the point would be to rip the penis, or clamp onto with such pain that the attacker wouldn't be able to continue.
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KRS-One
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So long, and thanks for all the fish...

According to the site, it slides right out after it snags the rapist.

So, while he's on the ground going "AHHHHHH, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! OH GODDDD! NO WAY! NOOOO WAYYY! YOU EVIL BITCH....NO ONE DESERVES THIS PAIN! AHHHH!" you can run away to safety.
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KRS-One
Nov 26 2007, 07:54 PM
According to the site, it slides right out after it snags the rapist.

So, while he's on the ground going "AHHHHHH, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! OH GODDDD! NO WAY! NOOOO WAYYY! YOU EVIL BITCH....NO ONE DESERVES THIS PAIN! AHHHH!" you can run away to safety.

If he said it just like you did, I could see laughter during that run.
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XSolidX
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LMAO at this thread
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drexlerfan11
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I don't know man that thing looks pretty ruthless; perhaps almost immoral to put into use.
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Bigrussmooney
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drexlerfan11
Nov 26 2007, 09:23 PM
I don't know man that thing looks pretty ruthless; perhaps almost immoral to put into use.

More immoral than rape?
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M.O.B
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Is there a heaven for uh mobsta?

drexlerfan11
Nov 27 2007, 05:23 AM
I don't know man that thing looks pretty ruthless; perhaps almost immoral to put into use.

Something tells me, thats the point.
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KRS-One
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So long, and thanks for all the fish...

Bigrussmooney
Nov 26 2007, 11:53 PM
KRS-One
Nov 26 2007, 07:54 PM
According to the site, it slides right out after it snags the rapist.

So, while he's on the ground going "AHHHHHH, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! OH GODDDD! NO WAY! NOOOO WAYYY! YOU EVIL BITCH....NO ONE DESERVES THIS PAIN! AHHHH!" you can run away to safety.

If he said it just like you did, I could see laughter during that run.

Hahaha, I was looking at the humorous side of this when I posted that.

I couldn't help but visualize Dr. Evil in Goldmember when the model-meteor misses the globe and hits him and he's on the ground going "Ohhhh, no way! Guys! Come on! Way to go, A-Hole! Excuse me while I find my balls for god's sake. One, two....and three, okay."
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