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Dumb Criminals
Topic Started: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:22 pm (254 Views)
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Blapow, idiots at their finest
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New York: Richard Avella, a 350 pound New York man, entered a Long Island jewelry store, drew a gun, and told the clerk, "This is a stick-up," then tripped and fell to the floor. He was unable to get up before police arrived.
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Prince_RIP
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ahhahahaha, that's hilarious
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Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.
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Bigrussmooney
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That's awesome.
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XyK


Lawls, that's jokes..
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KRS-One
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So long, and thanks for all the fish...

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Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
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osubeaver69
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and these are for real? lol.


heres one.

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In Detroit someone came into a bank with a pistol, he requested money, and was wearing a biker helmet. While he was walking out, he had on the back of his helmet:  If found, return to ...... the guys address. They got the guy in a hour after the banks manager copied it down.


People are dum to rob a store, but dum while they do it.
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aCutb
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KRS-One
Nov 28 2007, 11:16 PM
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Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

:rotfl: That was really smart by the store clerk.
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aCutb
Nov 29 2007, 03:22 PM
KRS-One
Nov 28 2007, 11:16 PM
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Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

:rotfl: That was really smart by the store clerk.

I know! :lmao:
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KRS-One
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So long, and thanks for all the fish...

aCutb
Nov 29 2007, 06:22 PM
KRS-One
Nov 28 2007, 11:16 PM
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Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

:rotfl: That was really smart by the store clerk.

It was smart because it worked...if the robber wasn't an idiot and had shot the dudes head off, it wouldn't have been so smart :chicken:
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