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dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:28 PM
Kavorka joined the revolution.:thumbsup:

Anyways I just got back from the Armed forces processing station where all the M.E.P.s were bitchy as fuck, but I have to expect that treatment now, but LMFAO at when I went to take blood, this Mexican M.E.P. nurse was like "I am about to give you a black eye for having your hair long like that." And this is where most of you would fail because they way to respond to that is with a "Yes ma'am" and wait for further instructions.

Anyways I had to stay in a hotel last night and got a very nice free dinner. I had to wake up at 03:15 this morning and get on a shuttle that took me to the L.A. Armed forces processing station where they did my physical, my hearing, eye sight, and the depth perception test (I forgot what it was called but it tested that aspect of your vision, I am sure Kavorka could correct me). Needless to say I got a perfect score on all of them. Then, I had my swearing in ceremony and signed papers to instruct them of who to give my pay to if I should be killed.

So lets see, I started processing at 04:15 hours and finished processing at 16:00 hours. Lots, and lots of waiting in line to get all your paper work cleared. The good thing is though, is that now I am official in the United States Air force :mellow: :o. I still can't believe it happened so fast. I will try to get pictures from every country I go to and post them here (and believe me, I have been informed that I will be going to a lot of different countrys) and post it at united. God damn I am so excited.

There a few members of the AF at FF and one is stationed in Japan. The other has been in for 12 years.

Who gets your pay if you die, if you don't mind me asking?
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Kavorka
Feb 28 2008, 09:37 PM
dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:28 PM
Kavorka joined the revolution.:thumbsup:

Anyways I just got back from the Armed forces processing station where all the M.E.P.s were bitchy as fuck, but I have to expect that treatment now, but LMFAO at when I went to take blood, this Mexican M.E.P. nurse was like "I am about to give you a black eye for having your hair long like that."  And this is where most of you would fail because they way to respond to that is with a "Yes ma'am" and wait for further instructions.

Anyways I had to stay in a hotel last night and got a very nice free dinner.  I had to wake up at 03:15 this morning and get on a shuttle that took me to the L.A. Armed forces processing station where they did my physical, my hearing, eye sight, and the depth perception test (I forgot what it was called but it tested that aspect of your vision, I am sure Kavorka could correct me).  Needless to say I got a perfect score on all of them.  Then, I had my swearing in ceremony and signed papers to instruct them of who to give my pay to if I should be killed.

So lets see, I started processing at 04:15 hours and finished processing at 16:00 hours.  Lots, and lots of waiting in line to get all your paper work cleared.  The good thing is though, is that now I am official in the United States Air force :mellow: :o.  I still can't believe it happened so fast.  I will try to get pictures from every country I go to and post them here (and believe me, I have been informed that I will be going to a lot of different countrys) and post it at united.  God damn I am so excited.

There a few members of the AF at FF and one is stationed in Japan. The other has been in for 12 years.

Who gets your pay if you die, if you don't mind me asking?

Justin Upton.
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dbacksfan
I am a Ignorant Nazi Ass

aCutb
Feb 28 2008, 07:38 PM
Kavorka
Feb 28 2008, 09:37 PM
dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:28 PM
Kavorka joined the revolution.:thumbsup:

Anyways I just got back from the Armed forces processing station where all the M.E.P.s were bitchy as fuck, but I have to expect that treatment now, but LMFAO at when I went to take blood, this Mexican M.E.P. nurse was like "I am about to give you a black eye for having your hair long like that."  And this is where most of you would fail because they way to respond to that is with a "Yes ma'am" and wait for further instructions.

Anyways I had to stay in a hotel last night and got a very nice free dinner.  I had to wake up at 03:15 this morning and get on a shuttle that took me to the L.A. Armed forces processing station where they did my physical, my hearing, eye sight, and the depth perception test (I forgot what it was called but it tested that aspect of your vision, I am sure Kavorka could correct me).  Needless to say I got a perfect score on all of them.  Then, I had my swearing in ceremony and signed papers to instruct them of who to give my pay to if I should be killed.

So lets see, I started processing at 04:15 hours and finished processing at 16:00 hours.  Lots, and lots of waiting in line to get all your paper work cleared.  The good thing is though, is that now I am official in the United States Air force :mellow: :o.  I still can't believe it happened so fast.  I will try to get pictures from every country I go to and post them here (and believe me, I have been informed that I will be going to a lot of different countrys) and post it at united.  God damn I am so excited.

There a few members of the AF at FF and one is stationed in Japan. The other has been in for 12 years.

Who gets your pay if you die, if you don't mind me asking?

Justin Upton.

:rotfl:

Na, my father.
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dbacksfan
I am a Ignorant Nazi Ass

I forgot to tell you guys that the Navy was getting owned today by everyone. All the branches were making fun of them and one guy started getting butt hurt and threw a box of pens across the room :o I was a bit surprised but I guess the navy just gets a new asshole torn all the time.

My suggestion to you guys is if you join the armed forces, please, don't join the coast guard or navy. They get no respect at all what so ever.
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dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:42 PM
aCutb
Feb 28 2008, 07:38 PM
Kavorka
Feb 28 2008, 09:37 PM
dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:28 PM
Kavorka joined the revolution.:thumbsup:

Anyways I just got back from the Armed forces processing station where all the M.E.P.s were bitchy as fuck, but I have to expect that treatment now, but LMFAO at when I went to take blood, this Mexican M.E.P. nurse was like "I am about to give you a black eye for having your hair long like that."  And this is where most of you would fail because they way to respond to that is with a "Yes ma'am" and wait for further instructions.

Anyways I had to stay in a hotel last night and got a very nice free dinner.  I had to wake up at 03:15 this morning and get on a shuttle that took me to the L.A. Armed forces processing station where they did my physical, my hearing, eye sight, and the depth perception test (I forgot what it was called but it tested that aspect of your vision, I am sure Kavorka could correct me).  Needless to say I got a perfect score on all of them.  Then, I had my swearing in ceremony and signed papers to instruct them of who to give my pay to if I should be killed.

So lets see, I started processing at 04:15 hours and finished processing at 16:00 hours.  Lots, and lots of waiting in line to get all your paper work cleared.  The good thing is though, is that now I am official in the United States Air force :mellow: :o.  I still can't believe it happened so fast.  I will try to get pictures from every country I go to and post them here (and believe me, I have been informed that I will be going to a lot of different countrys) and post it at united.  God damn I am so excited.

There a few members of the AF at FF and one is stationed in Japan. The other has been in for 12 years.

Who gets your pay if you die, if you don't mind me asking?

Justin Upton.

:rotfl:

Na, my father.

That's nice, now give me $1.33 through PayPal.
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dbacksfan
I am a Ignorant Nazi Ass

Kavorka
Feb 28 2008, 07:47 PM
dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:42 PM
aCutb
Feb 28 2008, 07:38 PM
Kavorka
Feb 28 2008, 09:37 PM
dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:28 PM
Kavorka joined the revolution.:thumbsup:

Anyways I just got back from the Armed forces processing station where all the M.E.P.s were bitchy as fuck, but I have to expect that treatment now, but LMFAO at when I went to take blood, this Mexican M.E.P. nurse was like "I am about to give you a black eye for having your hair long like that."  And this is where most of you would fail because they way to respond to that is with a "Yes ma'am" and wait for further instructions.

Anyways I had to stay in a hotel last night and got a very nice free dinner.  I had to wake up at 03:15 this morning and get on a shuttle that took me to the L.A. Armed forces processing station where they did my physical, my hearing, eye sight, and the depth perception test (I forgot what it was called but it tested that aspect of your vision, I am sure Kavorka could correct me).  Needless to say I got a perfect score on all of them.  Then, I had my swearing in ceremony and signed papers to instruct them of who to give my pay to if I should be killed.

So lets see, I started processing at 04:15 hours and finished processing at 16:00 hours.  Lots, and lots of waiting in line to get all your paper work cleared.  The good thing is though, is that now I am official in the United States Air force :mellow: :o.  I still can't believe it happened so fast.  I will try to get pictures from every country I go to and post them here (and believe me, I have been informed that I will be going to a lot of different countrys) and post it at united.  God damn I am so excited.

There a few members of the AF at FF and one is stationed in Japan. The other has been in for 12 years.

Who gets your pay if you die, if you don't mind me asking?

Justin Upton.

:rotfl:

Na, my father.

That's nice, now give me $1.33 through PayPal.

Yessir.
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CHILL


RTT
Feb 28 2008, 08:27 PM
I say you just make everyone mods.


I want to see some random banning and shit.

Spice things up a bit.

Where you at the old US around last March and April when everyone was a Forum Mod, and would mess everyone else's sigs up? :rotfl:
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dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:42 PM
aCutb
Feb 28 2008, 07:38 PM
Kavorka
Feb 28 2008, 09:37 PM
dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:28 PM
Kavorka joined the revolution.:thumbsup:

Anyways I just got back from the Armed forces processing station where all the M.E.P.s were bitchy as fuck, but I have to expect that treatment now, but LMFAO at when I went to take blood, this Mexican M.E.P. nurse was like "I am about to give you a black eye for having your hair long like that."  And this is where most of you would fail because they way to respond to that is with a "Yes ma'am" and wait for further instructions.

Anyways I had to stay in a hotel last night and got a very nice free dinner.  I had to wake up at 03:15 this morning and get on a shuttle that took me to the L.A. Armed forces processing station where they did my physical, my hearing, eye sight, and the depth perception test (I forgot what it was called but it tested that aspect of your vision, I am sure Kavorka could correct me).  Needless to say I got a perfect score on all of them.  Then, I had my swearing in ceremony and signed papers to instruct them of who to give my pay to if I should be killed.

So lets see, I started processing at 04:15 hours and finished processing at 16:00 hours.  Lots, and lots of waiting in line to get all your paper work cleared.  The good thing is though, is that now I am official in the United States Air force :mellow: :o.  I still can't believe it happened so fast.  I will try to get pictures from every country I go to and post them here (and believe me, I have been informed that I will be going to a lot of different countrys) and post it at united.  God damn I am so excited.

There a few members of the AF at FF and one is stationed in Japan. The other has been in for 12 years.

Who gets your pay if you die, if you don't mind me asking?

Justin Upton.

:rotfl:

Na, my father.

If you die, how long does the military continue to pay your dad?
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RTT
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CHILL
Feb 28 2008, 09:40 PM
RTT
Feb 28 2008, 08:27 PM
I say you just make everyone mods.


I want to see some random banning and shit.

Spice things up a bit.

Where you at the old US around last March and April when everyone was a Forum Mod, and would mess everyone else's sigs up? :rotfl:

I was around for a little bit of it. xD
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