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Topic Started: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:14 pm (15,867 Views)
UnderPressure
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Gotta love Miranda

I changed my birthday to 2/29/88, then checked "Today's Birthdays." It says I'm 20. It's supposed to be 5!
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dbacksfan
I am a Ignorant Nazi Ass

jrmycmpfan
Feb 28 2008, 09:58 PM
dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:42 PM
aCutb
Feb 28 2008, 07:38 PM
Kavorka
Feb 28 2008, 09:37 PM
dbacksfan
Feb 28 2008, 07:28 PM
Kavorka joined the revolution.:thumbsup:

Anyways I just got back from the Armed forces processing station where all the M.E.P.s were bitchy as fuck, but I have to expect that treatment now, but LMFAO at when I went to take blood, this Mexican M.E.P. nurse was like "I am about to give you a black eye for having your hair long like that."  And this is where most of you would fail because they way to respond to that is with a "Yes ma'am" and wait for further instructions.

Anyways I had to stay in a hotel last night and got a very nice free dinner.  I had to wake up at 03:15 this morning and get on a shuttle that took me to the L.A. Armed forces processing station where they did my physical, my hearing, eye sight, and the depth perception test (I forgot what it was called but it tested that aspect of your vision, I am sure Kavorka could correct me).  Needless to say I got a perfect score on all of them.  Then, I had my swearing in ceremony and signed papers to instruct them of who to give my pay to if I should be killed.

So lets see, I started processing at 04:15 hours and finished processing at 16:00 hours.  Lots, and lots of waiting in line to get all your paper work cleared.  The good thing is though, is that now I am official in the United States Air force :mellow: :o.  I still can't believe it happened so fast.  I will try to get pictures from every country I go to and post them here (and believe me, I have been informed that I will be going to a lot of different countrys) and post it at united.  God damn I am so excited.

There a few members of the AF at FF and one is stationed in Japan. The other has been in for 12 years.

Who gets your pay if you die, if you don't mind me asking?

Justin Upton.

:rotfl:

Na, my father.

If you die, how long does the military continue to pay your dad?

6 months.
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UnderPressure
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Gotta love Miranda

Fuckin' shit. I just sprained my ankle for jumping for joy after learning that I just got a new job at a pier. No joke. Self-pwnage.

Goddamn it.
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Bronx Breed

PressurePoint
Feb 29 2008, 05:54 PM
Fuckin' shit. I just sprained my ankle for jumping for joy after learning that I just got a new job at a pier. No joke. Self-pwnage.

Goddamn it.

gramatica
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UnderPressure
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Gotta love Miranda

Where's Tink? :(
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dbacksfan
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PressurePoint
Mar 1 2008, 01:51 PM
Where's Tink? :(

Who cares?
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UnderPressure
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Gotta love Miranda

Just asking.
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RTT
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Throw Your Diamonds In The Air`!

I got fired at work for NOT going in early like usual.


5 minutes late, boom, sign the termination. :(
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jrmycmpfan
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Keep cool my babies

PressurePoint
Mar 1 2008, 04:04 PM
Just asking.

He doesn't like her because she is a woman. :o :P
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osubeaver69
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Hayden be mine. <3

I like Nova's avatar!
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