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Empire's 50 Greatest Comic Characters
Topic Started: Sat Aug 2, 2008 2:31 am (92 Views)
yankee242B
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I'm a lead farmer, motherf...

http://www.empireonline.com/50greatestcomiccharacters/
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EViL2uCe
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Did I wake you, motha fucka!?

Mannnnnnnnnn.... FUCK NUMBER ONE!!!
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RTT
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Throw Your Diamonds In The Air`!

superman is a fucking dunce
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Prime Time
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Rock God, God of Rock, Tom Petty

Could Lois Lane have Superman's baby?
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Infallable
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I don't break character until after the DVD commentary

Kavorka
Mon Aug 4, 2008 11:11 pm
Could Lois Lane have Superman's baby?
She did in the most recent movie, which is just another thing that makes it stupid.
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Rock God, God of Rock, Tom Petty

Infallable
Mon Aug 4, 2008 11:29 pm
Kavorka
Mon Aug 4, 2008 11:11 pm
Could Lois Lane have Superman's baby?
She did in the most recent movie, which is just another thing that makes it stupid.
To quote the movie Brodie from Mallrats:

"It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?"
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Infallable
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I don't break character until after the DVD commentary

Kavorka
Mon Aug 4, 2008 11:48 pm
Infallable
Mon Aug 4, 2008 11:29 pm
Kavorka
Mon Aug 4, 2008 11:11 pm
Could Lois Lane have Superman's baby?
She did in the most recent movie, which is just another thing that makes it stupid.
To quote the movie Brodie from Mallrats:

"It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?"
Even before that, do you really think Superman could control his super strength while "stimulated"
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yankee242B
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He'd tear right through her, and if he didn't, his load would blow the top of her head off.
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EViL2uCe
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Did I wake you, motha fucka!?

The Saint
Tue Aug 5, 2008 2:15 am
He'd tear right through her, and if he didn't, his load would blow the top of her head off.
Greatest. Mental image. Ever.
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yankee242B
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I'm a lead farmer, motherf...

EViL2uCe
Wed Aug 6, 2008 1:10 am
The Saint
Tue Aug 5, 2008 2:15 am
He'd tear right through her, and if he didn't, his load would blow the top of her head off.
Greatest. Mental image. Ever.
Glad to be of help ;)
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