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Hoist A Horse™ And Getting To Know You
Topic Started: Apr 28 2006, 02:43 PM (972 Views)
wantaway
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Speaking as the inventor of Hoist-a-horse© (the fastest growing equine/clown game on the internet), I was wondering if this site had any special games or past-times round here that would help us Johnny-come-lately types become more accustomed to the new surroundings here on this jolly lovely site.
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yelo
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Looks like he's broken the whole messageboard system now. It was only a matter of time I suppose.
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yelo
May 2 2006, 09:19 AM
Looks like he's broken the whole messageboard system now. It was only a matter of time I suppose.

Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..

I think the BBC has crashed as they opened up a book of condolence for Rooney’s toe. There will be a 10 minute silence before the cup final.

maybe a beard got stuck in it or there was a rush of complaints from disappointed punters for refunds for the Insect Fighting tour. Watchdog are doing a feature. looking for a torquay fan to help with their enquiries.

Either that or I bust it

Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..
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No, it's okay, I just checked the Messageboard Status page and it says

"BBC Messageboards are running a normal service with no technical problems."

That's a relief.
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wantaway
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that is good news, still not actually working though is it. I think it was the Lucky Mcclaren thread. It has proved to have had such magical powers (Saving Torquay, ousting Big Phil etc) that they have closed the boards for fear of a general outbreak of voooooo-do.
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yelo
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It gives me a chance to put the finishing touches to the T-shirt design, I'm hoping to have it ready in time for you to wear it to the Macclesfield game.

At the moment we're looking at a 'polo' style shirt in light pink , big picture of Atkins' smiling face on the front, lettering on the back

IAN ATKINS

FOOTBALL GENIUS

...something like that.
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yelo
May 2 2006, 11:27 AM
It gives me a chance to put the finishing touches to the T-shirt design, I'm hoping to have it ready in time for you to wear it to the Macclesfield game.

At the moment we're looking at a 'polo' style shirt in light pink , big picture of Atkins' smiling face on the front, lettering on the back

IAN ATKINS

FOOTBALL GENIUS

...something like that.

quite literally not got a clue what you are talking about. Is this some sort of quiz?
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yelo
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yes that's right, a quiz.

Question One. Who was it that said (on numerous occasions) that Ian Atkins' appointment would mean certain relegation for Torquay?
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yelo
May 2 2006, 11:40 AM
yes that's right, a quiz.

Question One. Who was it that said (on numerous occasions) that Ian Atkins' appointment would mean certain relegation for Torquay?

ohh, that’s a tricky one for an opening question isn’t it? Can’t we just start with a nice easy starter for 10 about Easter and Kirk.

Can you give out a few clues? Whoever it was I bet he found himself in all sorts of trouble with his stockport supporting friends this weekend to whom he bad-mouthed the former Rovers managerial failure and laid their minds to rest regarding the inevitability of Torquay going Down and therefore the safety of the broken mess left being by evil carlton Palmer. This then could be just about anyone.

Was it Colt Seevers?
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yelo
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How come you don't show up down the bottom there where it says who's online? You have some sort of invisibility potion?

question Two: who's Colt Seevers?
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yep. Invisible. At least no-one ever talks to me so I assume that they can’t see me rather than they are being rude. It also means the Bees can’t get me.

Colt Seavers was The Fall Guy. He may or may not also be a better manager than Atkins. Let’s face it the loveable but dim-witted young Howie (also from The Fall Guy) would be better. Even that lady in the Bikini would be better. However you can’t deny the power of my lucky McClaren
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Lucky Maclaren Shmucky Baclaren. Atkins is a demi-god.

I admit to being sceptical when he came but now we are truly unbeatable.

PS they've opened.
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They’ve opened? Who have? The Pubs? The Ian Atkins Gift Shop? The lego Estimating Gun Emporium?
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fret not, dear Carlton. For you shall not be hoisted today. I shall see to this if it is the last thing I do.

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who art thou? :ph43r:
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