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Hoist A Horse™ And Getting To Know You
Topic Started: Apr 28 2006, 02:43 PM (973 Views)
Glenny
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what the fudge is Hoist A Horse when it's at home?

Is it slanderous to think you've stolen the idea from pulley-a-pig?
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wantaway
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hoist a horse was a game played on the beeb site. Involving clowns.

It caused trouble and we lost the horse. careless.
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Barton
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Lovely stuff.

Honours even I'd suggest.
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wantaway
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can't have a tie...not in this game...

I think we shall have to have a penalty Hoist off, best of 5, non hoister to pull first
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report from the apine fresh harpic stadium.

it was a tense opening 10 minutes. neither the horse, nor the hoister wanting to give to much away. the crowd anxious for excitment looked to star player yelo for some early touches, but unfortunatly he was being kept quiet by barry chuckles side splitting 'to me' rendition on the side line.

15 minutes in and wanters made deft heave, he looked to have gain some valueable metres, but a vital interception by debbie mcgee in what can only be described as a velour pant suit was enough to distract.

the crowd are getting restless, and i think its oly a matter of time before we see a substitution.
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owlie
Jun 29 2006, 05:33 PM
report from the apine fresh harpic stadium.

it was a tense opening 10 minutes. neither the horse, nor the hoister wanting to give to much away. the crowd anxious for excitment looked to star player yelo for some early touches, but unfortunatly he was being kept quiet by barry chuckles side splitting 'to me' rendition on the side line.

15 minutes in and wanters made deft heave, he looked to have gain some valueable metres, but a vital interception by debbie mcgee in what can only be described as a velour pant suit was enough to distract.

the crowd are getting restless, and i think its oly a matter of time before we see a substitution.

i'll swap 2 pauls for a barry and ivan Campo for a winch.

Debbie McGee...crafty tug.....

<thud>
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back to the alpine fresh harpic stadium,

the resulting tug from the mcgee pant suit defensive move, saw us with a 10 minute delay, due to a water logged pitch. it did however, allow campo and barry c on. once play resumed we saw an instant threat from barry c, as yet again yelo was caught off guard with the 'to me' routine....... he was heard shouting to fellow defender hale, 'its just not funny anymore.'

the horse is still not what anyone could be described as hoisted, and the crowd are wondering if sven has made a rash desicion yet again with his substitutes.... there are chants from a small section of 'macaques, macaques' i think we are about to see the monkey.............



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Barton
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Interlope manouevre if I may:

Mandrill....

Repeat.....Mandrill.
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Glenny
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can I just say...

floam.
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Glenny
Jul 3 2006, 09:24 PM
can I just say...

floam.

Only if I'm allowed to say , ,











NEY BODY MOVE!









Oooo, it's been a long time :rofl:
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Ian from Doncaster
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Blancmange mould..??
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Ian from Doncaster
Jul 4 2006, 08:27 AM
Blancmange mould..??

Don't think it has the same effect here Ian

<looks nervously over shoulder>

, , at least I hope it doesn't..!

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Ian from Doncaster
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I can say BM with impunity on here... :ph43r:
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Suppose it's one of the perks of being in collusion with 'da management' ;)
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Ian from Doncaster
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<chortle>

I can swear too.. I can say bum, poo, and willy...
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