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What's The Story...; ...behind the photo?
Topic Started: Dec 9 2006, 07:48 PM (343 Views)
MYK
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Can anyone put a story to this photo? No prize for the best effort.

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Once upon a time, the lady was having it off with the man next door (pictured in the suit) and they both heard a vehicle pull up. It was the delivery man delivering a new washing machine. The woman frantically went out the back door but her pants got caught short and came off as they got caught on the fence. Now she has splinters up her backside. The delivery man (on the mobile) was on the phone to the supervisor to say he has delivered the washing machine and asks if she wants to go for a drink after work, the supervisor agrees as she said my husband is away on business. The gaffer is the husband of the bloke in the suit.

BTW - Quality pic Myk :lol: :clapping:
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Here is the real story......

Shoplifter caught with her pants down
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I just wanna know where she put the lamb... :o
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It took place in Exeter

...now why doesn't that surprise me?
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What a horrible boney arse she has. <_<
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Dec 10 2006, 07:20 PM
I just wanna know where she put the lamb... :o

They say it was warming up nicely :ph43r:
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spit roast?
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I used to like Lamb :(
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gas board officials in exeter .finally trace the source of the gas leak
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A young woman accused of fencing stolen property asks that her trousers be taken down and a Ram be used against her.


<gets coat>
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CRAZY_STAG_IN_DERBY
Dec 11 2006, 10:08 AM
A young woman accused of fencing stolen property asks that her trousers be taken down and a Ram be used against her.


<gets coat>

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Didn't know where to post this joke, so I'll leave it here..

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her bum in it."
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:P :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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