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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 9 2006, 07:48 PM (343 Views) | |
| MYK | Dec 9 2006, 07:48 PM Post #1 |
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Can anyone put a story to this photo? No prize for the best effort.
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| Valley Parader | Dec 10 2006, 03:46 AM Post #2 |
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Once upon a time, the lady was having it off with the man next door (pictured in the suit) and they both heard a vehicle pull up. It was the delivery man delivering a new washing machine. The woman frantically went out the back door but her pants got caught short and came off as they got caught on the fence. Now she has splinters up her backside. The delivery man (on the mobile) was on the phone to the supervisor to say he has delivered the washing machine and asks if she wants to go for a drink after work, the supervisor agrees as she said my husband is away on business. The gaffer is the husband of the bloke in the suit. BTW - Quality pic Myk :lol: :clapping: |
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| MYK | Dec 10 2006, 12:05 PM Post #3 |
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Here is the real story...... Shoplifter caught with her pants down |
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| VBM | Dec 10 2006, 07:20 PM Post #4 |
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Huddersfields finest
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I just wanna know where she put the lamb... :o |
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| yelo | Dec 10 2006, 08:07 PM Post #5 |
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I've arrived. Finally.
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It took place in Exeter ...now why doesn't that surprise me? |
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| dunce | Dec 10 2006, 08:24 PM Post #6 |
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SO WHAT!!
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What a horrible boney arse she has. <_< |
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| MYK | Dec 10 2006, 08:54 PM Post #7 |
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They say it was warming up nicely :ph43r: |
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| VBM | Dec 10 2006, 09:00 PM Post #8 |
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Huddersfields finest
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spit roast? |
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| MYK | Dec 10 2006, 09:07 PM Post #9 |
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I used to like Lamb :( |
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| hazzi | Dec 11 2006, 05:04 AM Post #10 |
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gas board officials in exeter .finally trace the source of the gas leak |
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| CRAZY_STAG_IN_DERBY | Dec 11 2006, 10:08 AM Post #11 |
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A young woman accused of fencing stolen property asks that her trousers be taken down and a Ram be used against her. <gets coat> |
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| MYK | Dec 11 2006, 11:35 AM Post #12 |
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banghead |
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| MYK | Dec 11 2006, 09:40 PM Post #13 |
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Didn't know where to post this joke, so I'll leave it here.. A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her bum in it." |
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| VBM | Dec 11 2006, 09:56 PM Post #14 |
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Huddersfields finest
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:P :lol: |
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| Spacedeck | Dec 11 2006, 10:59 PM Post #15 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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