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The Never Ending Story Game; Add a sentance
Topic Started: Mar 4 2007, 02:41 PM (327 Views)
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This could be rather amusing...

Once upon a time there was a young man called Vera

***DISCLAIMER***
All characters mentioned are fictional. Any likeness to real people are probably correct, but you're not allowed to say so.
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Who was unfortunate to have been born in Northern England.....
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Mar 4 2007, 04:05 PM
Who was unfortunate to have been born in Northern England.....

He lived alone with a unicycle and a pot plant called Jimmy
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Mar 4 2007, 03:59 PM
He lived alone with a unicycle and a pot plant called Jimmy

Now this unicycle used to go around as a tricycle with two other unicycles, that is until Vera needed a bicycle for work.

Anyway......
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then Vera woke up in a cold sweat after his nightmare about doing exercise...
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Mar 4 2007, 05:56 PM
then Vera woke up in a cold sweat after his nightmare about doing exercise...

chucked his wooden leg into the fire, and began to warm his hands
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Mar 4 2007, 05:09 PM
chucked his wooden leg into the fire, and began to warm his hands

by cuddling his hot water bottle
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Mar 4 2007, 06:11 PM
by cuddling his hot water bottle

which is shaped like a lampshade
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Mar 4 2007, 05:39 PM
which is shaped like a lampshade

with tassles on.
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Mar 4 2007, 06:08 PM
with tassles on.

Which he sometimes uses on his large, erect nipples.
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Mar 4 2007, 06:59 PM
Which he sometimes uses on his large, erect nipples.

Suddenly the bedroom door swung open, his younger sister almost fainting as she saw the person she thought was her brother making out with her Winnie-the-Pooh on the bed in front of the mirror.
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But it wasnt, it was Vera's good friend Jimmy, the plant pot
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Vera was operating the camcorder. Could his dirty little industry carry on now that his sister's mind had been tainted?
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Mar 4 2007, 08:09 PM
Vera was operating the camcorder. Could his dirty little industry carry on now that his sister's mind had been tainted?

Yes, in fact it could, she left and promptly forgot, meanwhile...
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There was a massive crashing sound outside the window.There in the front garden yelo was lying next to a collapsed ladder without any trousers on. :o
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