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The Never Ending Story Game; Add a sentance
Topic Started: Mar 4 2007, 02:41 PM (326 Views)
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droopier boobs
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dunce
Mar 4 2007, 10:01 PM
There was a massive crashing sound outside the window.There in the front garden yelo was lying next to a collapsed ladder without any trousers on. :o

Vera peered out the window and got an eyeful of the trouserless and unconscious yelo, and therefore immedietly proceeded outside
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SO WHAT!!
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As he bent the lifeless body over a fence ready to penetrate he heard a police cars siren and whipped it back into his jeans.

The Police car turned into the drive. :o
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dunce
Mar 4 2007, 10:38 PM
As he bent the lifeless body over a fence ready to penetrate he heard a police cars siren and whipped it back into his jeans.

The Police car turned into the drive. :o

"Did you know its an arrestible offence to be that good looking", the policeman said to Vera.

"No" replied Vera, "I can't help it anyway, its just natural".

"Well ok, I will let you off with a caution this time" said the returning officer to his car.
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Mar 4 2007, 11:43 PM
dunce
Mar 4 2007, 10:38 PM
As he bent the lifeless body over a fence ready to penetrate he heard a police cars siren and whipped it back into his jeans.

The Police car turned into the drive. :o

"Did you know its an arrestible offence to be that good looking", the policeman said to Vera.

"No" replied Vera, "I can't help it anyway, its just natural".

"Well ok, I will let you off with a caution this time" said the returning officer to his car.

The policeman returned to his car, meanwhile Vera returned to the lifeless body of Yelo, picked him up and carried him inside, holding on to his buttocks of course.
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He lay him on a sweet smelling sheepskin rug in front of the comforting fireside.

Vera lovingly mopped the poor fellows brow.His tenderness was rewarded,Yelo wearily opened is eyes and uttered in a soft voice "Tittin is that you?"
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