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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 3 2007, 10:07 PM (90 Views) | |
| happyfoxylady | Jul 3 2007, 10:07 PM Post #1 |
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Bollox!!!
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In an attempt to standardise medical terms across the EU, Brussels asked all member states to submit lists and definitions of common everyday words or phrases in use in their country that others member states may not be familiar with. Below is the list from Ireland. Irish Medical Terms Artery...............The study of paintings Bacteria..............Back door of a café Barium..............What you do with people when they die Benign...............What you'll be after you've been eight Caesarean section........Part of downtown Rome Catscan..............Searching for Kitty Cauterise.............Making eye contact with her Colic.................A sheep dog Coma................. A punctuation mark Dilate................Not dying on time Enema...............Not your friend Eyeball...............American cocktail Fester................Quicker than others Fibula...............A little lie Impotent.............Very distinguished, well known Labour pain............Accident at work Marrow...............Mate from Newcastle Medical staff...........Doctors walking stick Morbid..............Higher offer Nitrates.............What it costs at night Node...............Something you knew Outpatient...........Someone who's fainted Pelvis.................Elvis's cousin Post operative..........Postman Recovery room.........Upholsterers workshop Rectum...............To totally destroyed something Secretion..............Hiding something Seizure...............Roman Emperor Small pox.............Tiny teacups Tablet..............A small table Terminal illness........Being sick in an airport Tumour...............What you add to 1 to make 3 Urine................Opposite of you're out |
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| VBM | Jul 3 2007, 10:18 PM Post #2 |
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Huddersfields finest
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Very good!! |
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