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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (159,167 Views)
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MYK
May 25 2008, 11:18 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:13 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:12 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:10 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:07 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:02 PM
Libby!!
May 25 2008, 11:00 PM
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Just having a cup of tea then off to bed.
I start work at 6 in the morning :(

You'll have sweet dreams tonight Paul.. :D

Only if Im thinking of you Karen :hug:

Hey up..I'm in.. :lol:

Ya sweet talker you.. :D

Get your coat :lol:

I don't think I'll need a coat Libby..He's making me feel 'hot'.. :lol:

That'll be your age. Are you having a hot sweat? Vaginal dryness!? :ph43r:

i AM NOT ABOUT TO DISCUSS MY VAGINA ON A PUBLIC FORUM JAMES..i DO HAVE STANDARDS..

Oh go on....It would be a good Crack :lol: :lol:

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

Just one question before Blue re-appears.....

WTF is a VAGINA? :rolleyes:

Im not sure, but ive also heard about the Volvo, I though that was a make of car!? :rolleyes:

My mate's dad had a Purple Vulva :D

Did it run ok? Bet its a goer on long runs...

It was quite heavy on the juice :unsure:
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May 25 2008, 11:32 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:30 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:27 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:22 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
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Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I like the Jimmy Carr joke...

"90% of women kiss with their eyes closed. No wonder rapists are never prosecuted." :lol: :ph43r:

I like that one James..

I like Jimmy Carr too..very dry..

A bit like your vagina. :ph43r:

Yes, I like him. He is my fave comedian. He is at Huddersfield Town Hall on Saturday. I wanted to see him but im skint...im beginning to think I want to go now though. If they havent sold out I may get a ticket.

You might not get the chance again James.. go for it..

Bollocks. I have just looked. It was last night!! banghead

Im sure I will see him some time, he has just released his autumn dates for 2008. I might go to Leeds to see him.
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May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

Dirty Southern Bastard! :rant
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May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

You could be in big trouble now.. :lol: :lol:

Go get him Libby.. :lol:
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May 25 2008, 11:33 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

Dirty Southern Bastard! :rant

You mean he doesnt wash either!? tsk..
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May 25 2008, 11:35 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:33 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

Dirty Southern Bastard! :rant

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

I love it.. :lol:
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May 25 2008, 11:36 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:33 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

You could be in big trouble now.. :lol: :lol:

Go get him Libby.. :lol:

If she does it will cost her an extra £3 due to being a Bank Holiday :lol:
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May 25 2008, 11:34 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:32 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:30 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:27 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:22 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I like the Jimmy Carr joke...

"90% of women kiss with their eyes closed. No wonder rapists are never prosecuted." :lol: :ph43r:

I like that one James..

I like Jimmy Carr too..very dry..

A bit like your vagina. :ph43r:

Yes, I like him. He is my fave comedian. He is at Huddersfield Town Hall on Saturday. I wanted to see him but im skint...im beginning to think I want to go now though. If they havent sold out I may get a ticket.

You might not get the chance again James.. go for it..

Bollocks. I have just looked. It was last night!! banghead

Im sure I will see him some time, he has just released his autumn dates for 2008. I might go to Leeds to see him.

Aaaawww.. :(

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May 25 2008, 11:36 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:35 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:33 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

Dirty Southern Bastard! :rant

You mean he doesnt wash either!? tsk..

Extra vitamins mate ;) :ph43r:
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May 25 2008, 11:37 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:36 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:33 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

You could be in big trouble now.. :lol: :lol:

Go get him Libby.. :lol:

If she does it will cost her an extra £3 due to being a Bank Holiday :lol:

3 quid..???

God Myk you are soooo cheap... :lol:
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May 25 2008, 11:36 PM
Libby!!
May 25 2008, 11:35 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:33 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

Dirty Southern Bastard! :rant

You mean he doesnt wash either!? tsk..

Extra vitamins mate ;) :ph43r:

Perhaps Libby should take loads of Vitamins and then she'd get better bones :rolleyes:
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May 25 2008, 11:37 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:36 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:33 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

You could be in big trouble now.. :lol: :lol:

Go get him Libby.. :lol:

If she does it will cost her an extra £3 due to being a Bank Holiday :lol:

3 quid..???

God Myk you are soooo cheap... :lol:

Why? What does Chris charge? :unsure:
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May 25 2008, 11:40 PM
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May 25 2008, 11:39 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:36 PM
Libby!!
May 25 2008, 11:35 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:33 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

Dirty Southern Bastard! :rant

You mean he doesnt wash either!? tsk..

Extra vitamins mate ;) :ph43r:

Perhaps Libby should take loads of Vitamins and then she'd get better bones :rolleyes:

N'owt wrong with the bone she's getting at the moment :lol:
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MYK
May 25 2008, 11:39 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:36 PM
Libby!!
May 25 2008, 11:35 PM
MYK
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May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

Dirty Southern Bastard! :rant

You mean he doesnt wash either!? tsk..

Extra vitamins mate ;) :ph43r:

Perhaps Libby should take loads of Vitamins and then she'd get better bones :rolleyes:

N'owt wrong with the bone she's getting at the moment :lol:

Not much meat on it though! :ph43r:
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MYK
May 25 2008, 11:37 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:36 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:33 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
MYK
May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
VBM
May 25 2008, 11:19 PM
happyfoxylady
May 25 2008, 11:16 PM
Quote:
 

Might be best if you don't ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Yeah..you just tell me the bits I need to know... :lol:

You've had 3 kids, I think you know what all the bits are and where they go!

Not really James......as she was asleep at the time :unsure:

I missed this..


I often say to Chris..put me on my side when you've finished.. :lol:

I get Libby to leave the payment on the bedside cabinet ;)

You could be in big trouble now.. :lol: :lol:

Go get him Libby.. :lol:

If she does it will cost her an extra £3 due to being a Bank Holiday :lol:

3 quid..???

God Myk you are soooo cheap... :lol:

Why? What does Chris charge? :unsure:

He doesn't charge anything..neither do I..

but it usually costs him..

I.E.

Get him all excited..plenty of foreplay..then wham..

"Can I have a new computer darling"

ANSWER.."Course you can Karen..you can have anything.."

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