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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (158,874 Views)
happyfoxylady
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Bollox!!!
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MYK
Jun 5 2008, 06:20 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 5 2008, 06:17 PM
MYK
Jun 5 2008, 06:16 PM
What do you call someone who used to like tractors?

An ex-tractor fan.  :unsure:

You call mine OLD!!! :lol: :lol:

Why have you called your pet newt TINY?

Because he's my newt. :rolleyes:

:(


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ashton Gate MYK
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happyfoxylady
Jun 5 2008, 06:17 PM
Libby!!
Jun 5 2008, 06:14 PM
It's some years since I last played golf here in Bristol, but I've always kept up my membership at the club.
I went back last week and asked the steward in the clubhouse: "Am I ok to play a round this afternoon? I am a country member".

He replied: "Yes, I remember".

That one gone over my head... :blink:

..."I'm a C*NT remember? :unsure: !!!!!

and you call me slow :lol:
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happyfoxylady
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Bollox!!!
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Libby!!
Jun 5 2008, 06:20 PM
Ian from Doncaster
Jun 5 2008, 06:17 PM
hehe libbs.. :)

hi karen, how's you..?? :)

Did you understand Ian? :o

I didn't and its annoying the heel out of me..I've read it everyway I can think of.. :lol:
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Ian from Doncaster
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Voice Of Reason
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Libby!!
Jun 5 2008, 05:20 PM
Ian from Doncaster
Jun 5 2008, 06:17 PM
hehe libbs.. :)

hi karen, how's you..?? :)

Did you understand Ian? :o

yup..

I remembered ;)
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happyfoxylady
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Bollox!!!
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MYK
Jun 5 2008, 06:22 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 5 2008, 06:17 PM
Libby!!
Jun 5 2008, 06:14 PM
It's some years since I last played golf here in Bristol, but I've always kept up my membership at the club.
I went back last week and asked the steward in the clubhouse: "Am I ok to play a round this afternoon? I am a country member".

He replied: "Yes, I remember".

That one gone over my head... :blink:

..."I'm a C*NT remember? :unsure: !!!!!

and you call me slow :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

How did I miss that??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ian from Doncaster
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what do you call a policewoman who shaves her bits..??

c*ntstubble...!!
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Ian from Doncaster
Jun 5 2008, 06:24 PM
what do you call a policewoman who shaves her bits..??

c*ntstubble...!!

Time for me to leave I think..... :lol:
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Ian from Doncaster
Jun 5 2008, 06:22 PM
Libby!!
Jun 5 2008, 05:20 PM
Ian from Doncaster
Jun 5 2008, 06:17 PM
hehe libbs.. :)

hi karen, how's you..?? :)

Did you understand Ian? :o

yup..

I remembered ;)

Good :D

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happyfoxylady
Jun 5 2008, 06:23 PM
MYK
Jun 5 2008, 06:22 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 5 2008, 06:17 PM
Libby!!
Jun 5 2008, 06:14 PM
It's some years since I last played golf here in Bristol, but I've always kept up my membership at the club.
I went back last week and asked the steward in the clubhouse: "Am I ok to play a round this afternoon? I am a country member".

He replied: "Yes, I remember".

That one gone over my head... :blink:

..."I'm a C*NT remember? :unsure: !!!!!

and you call me slow :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

How did I miss that??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

:inlove
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happyfoxylady
Jun 5 2008, 06:23 PM
MYK
Jun 5 2008, 06:22 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 5 2008, 06:17 PM
Libby!!
Jun 5 2008, 06:14 PM
It's some years since I last played golf here in Bristol, but I've always kept up my membership at the club.
I went back last week and asked the steward in the clubhouse: "Am I ok to play a round this afternoon? I am a country member".

He replied: "Yes, I remember".

That one gone over my head... :blink:

..."I'm a C*NT remember? :unsure: !!!!!

and you call me slow :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

How did I miss that??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

bleh bleh
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Libby!!
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Karen has lost her VBM connection again. banghead banghead
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Libby!!
Jun 5 2008, 06:35 PM
Karen has lost her VBM connection again. banghead banghead

Oh good, it means we can talk behind her back now :D
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Where has everyone gone? Im going in just over 10 mins too....
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Libby!!
Jun 5 2008, 06:35 PM
Karen has lost her VBM connection again. banghead banghead

I've been trying on and off for teh last 2 hours to get on here

evening all
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great...I get on here and everyone else goes!!!!
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