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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (158,717 Views)
MYK
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dunce
Jun 12 2008, 09:13 PM
MYK
Jun 12 2008, 09:08 PM
A drunkard walks into a fish & chip shop.
"What can I get you?" asks the owner.
"Erm... I'd like 'The Matrix' please"
"Sorry old lad," chuckles the owner, "wrong shop ... the video and DVD hire shop's next door!"
The drunkard staggers out and comes back in again five minutes later and asks for 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'.
Again the owner explains and out he goes.
This goes on a few more times in which the man has asked for 'Terminator 3', 'Rocky IV', 'The Shining' and many more. Finally the owner can't take any more.
"Look here you," he yells. "This is a CHIPPY! We sell fried fish, chips, peas, puddings, pies, pasties, sausages, etc. etc. WE DO NOT RENT MOVIES!"
"Ah!" says the drunkard appearing to have a moment of clarity. "You must think I'm a right idiot. Sorry. In that case I would like sausage and chips with curry sauce please."
"Certainly" says the owner "anything else?"
"Aye" says the drunkard. "Have you got 'A Fish Called Wanda'?"

:ph43r:

For feqs sake get me a gun!! :rolleyes:

:lol: ;)

bleh

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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Ian from Doncaster
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evening all.. how are we..??

my pc is playing "silly buggers" tonight, so I may be a tad tardy to reply..
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BristolRoverz
Jun 12 2008, 09:12 PM
My sheer presence angers people :angry:

Wass expect? It's another 6 months until Xmas yet :rolleyes:
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Ian from Doncaster
Jun 12 2008, 09:14 PM
evening all.. how are we..??

my pc is playing "silly buggers" tonight, so I may be a tad tardy to reply..

Evening :drink:
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SO WHAT!!
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BristolRoverz
Jun 12 2008, 09:12 PM
My sheer presence angers people :angry:

You really anger me but you know why dont you? :rant :rant

;)
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dunce
Jun 12 2008, 09:15 PM
You really anger me but you know why dont you? :rant :rant

;)

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Bollox!!!
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BristolRoverz
Jun 12 2008, 09:14 PM
It might be the resolution Karen. Waht size id your monitr?

19"..sorry I was on the phone..I haven't seen what you sugested Chris..
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happyfoxylady
Jun 12 2008, 09:19 PM
19"..sorry I was on the phone..I haven't seen what you sugested Chris..

19" !!!! :o
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happyfoxylady
Jun 12 2008, 09:19 PM
19"..sorry I was on the phone..I haven't seen what you sugested Chris..

Lucky Bitch!

Don't get em that big down here :lol:
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Ian from Doncaster
Jun 12 2008, 09:14 PM
evening all.. how are we..??

my pc is playing "silly buggers" tonight, so I may be a tad tardy to reply..

Evening! :hug:
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Bollox!!!
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That works Chris..but if I leave the site I'm back to square one??
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Bollox!!!
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Oh bugger it,,I'll manage like this for now..
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Bollox!!!
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How is everyone?? Whats Claire having?? Boy or Girl??
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Bollox!!!
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Libby!!
Jun 12 2008, 09:22 PM
Lucky Bitch!

Don't get em that big down here :lol:

Its the northern air Libby.. :lol:
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Bollox!!!
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MYK
Jun 12 2008, 09:21 PM
19" !!!! :o

Some fantastic edits you've done today .. :lol:
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