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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (158,493 Views)
BristolRoverz
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Bristol Fucking Rovers!
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dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:
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dunce
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SO WHAT!!
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VBM
Jun 19 2008, 07:01 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Your teacher didnt have his knob in your arse when he said that did he!? :unsure:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

I spat tea all over the keyboard!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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BristolRoverz
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happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
I'm not getting into any penis conversations tonight.. B)

Stop talking about it then...me and James are talking about this monster


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happyfoxylady
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Bollox!!!
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BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A LONG STAND..as apposed to a LONG SIT..get it??
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dunce
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SO WHAT!!
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BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:

You probably find out tomorrow. :lol:
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VBM
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dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:04 PM
VBM
Jun 19 2008, 07:01 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Your teacher didnt have his knob in your arse when he said that did he!? :unsure:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

I spat tea all over the keyboard!!!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Best get it cleaned up then!!
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BristolRoverz
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happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:04 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A LONG STAND..as apposed to a LONG SIT..get it??

I'm not sure why its funny though :huh:
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happyfoxylady
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Bollox!!!
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BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:06 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:04 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A LONG STAND..as apposed to a LONG SIT..get it??

I'm not sure why its funny though :huh:

Its a chore all new/young workers are sent on..sorta traditional.. :D

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dunce
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SO WHAT!!
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happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:07 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:06 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:04 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A LONG STAND..as apposed to a LONG SIT..get it??

I'm not sure why its funny though :huh:

Its a chore all new/young workers are sent on..sorta traditional.. :D

Is it true that dinnerladies have their bush shaved and smeared with semolina? :D
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VBM
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dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:09 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:07 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:06 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:04 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A LONG STAND..as apposed to a LONG SIT..get it??

I'm not sure why its funny though :huh:

Its a chore all new/young workers are sent on..sorta traditional.. :D

Is it true that dinnerladies have their bush shaved and smeared with semolina? :D

..and the fatest kid gets to lick it off?

You have had the same dream as me D!! :lol:
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happyfoxylady
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Bollox!!!
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dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:09 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:07 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:06 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:04 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A LONG STAND..as apposed to a LONG SIT..get it??

I'm not sure why its funny though :huh:

Its a chore all new/young workers are sent on..sorta traditional.. :D

Is it true that dinnerladies have their bush shaved and smeared with semolina? :D

:o :o :o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It might brightened up a dull day.. :lol: :lol:
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dunce
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SO WHAT!!
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VBM
Jun 19 2008, 07:10 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:09 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:07 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:06 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:04 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A LONG STAND..as apposed to a LONG SIT..get it??

I'm not sure why its funny though :huh:

Its a chore all new/young workers are sent on..sorta traditional.. :D

Is it true that dinnerladies have their bush shaved and smeared with semolina? :D

..and the fatest kid gets to lick it off?

You have had the same dream as me D!! :lol:

:lol: :lol:
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happyfoxylady
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Bollox!!!
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VBM
Jun 19 2008, 07:10 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:09 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:07 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:06 PM
happyfoxylady
Jun 19 2008, 07:04 PM
BristolRoverz
Jun 19 2008, 07:03 PM
dunce
Jun 19 2008, 07:00 PM
I was sent up to my physics teacher for a long stand while I was at secondary school.After about 5 minutes of watching him continue to teach his class,he turned to me a said " Is that long enough Ian?"

What a twat I felt as the whole class erupted.There was a girl I fancied in that class too. :rolleyes:

Whats a "long stand"? :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A LONG STAND..as apposed to a LONG SIT..get it??

I'm not sure why its funny though :huh:

Its a chore all new/young workers are sent on..sorta traditional.. :D

Is it true that dinnerladies have their bush shaved and smeared with semolina? :D

..and the fatest kid gets to lick it off?

You have had the same dream as me D!! :lol:

Kid???

Oh Please.. :(
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:unsure: :unsure: :lol:
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Is anyone watching the football tonight?
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