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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (158,342 Views)
MYK
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bluerover
Jul 2 2008, 08:39 PM
I can sing and dance as well!! :D

Have you had new batteries installed? :D
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happyfoxylady
Jul 2 2008, 08:35 PM
Just got this in an email..

THEY'RE FINALLY TOGETHER


She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
She finally died after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, ' Lord,
They're finally together.'
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, ' Do you think he
Means her first, second or third husband?'

The friend replied, 'I think he means her legs.'

:lol: :clapping:
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MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:40 PM
Have you had new batteries installed? :D

No, do you know where I can get some? :)
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happyfoxylady
Jul 2 2008, 08:35 PM
Just got this in an email..

THEY'RE FINALLY TOGETHER


She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
She finally died after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, ' Lord,
They're finally together.'
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, ' Do you think he
Means her first, second or third husband?'

The friend replied, 'I think he means her legs.'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

....'kin brilliant!! :clapping:
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Bollox!!!
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MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:40 PM
happyfoxylady
Jul 2 2008, 08:30 PM
MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:27 PM
happyfoxylady
Jul 2 2008, 08:23 PM
MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:19 PM
happyfoxylady
Jul 2 2008, 08:14 PM
MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:10 PM
happyfoxylady
Jul 2 2008, 08:08 PM
MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:06 PM
So that's what it is......

I need to wear a skirt and have my tits hanging out before anyone notices me  :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hows your day been Myk??

Not too bad today (for a change)...

Went for a carvery this afternoon and it was bloody lovely :)

What's been and done to your arm?

Ben Looked gorgeous..did he enjoy his day??

Did you go to that place you usually go to for your carvery?? Roast dinner is my favourite meal..

I'll live.. :lol:

I think he was over-excited......meeting all his friends again. He now has a school trip to go on tomorrow :o

Yes....Same place because the food is just so nice and at a decent price.

Have you lost the use of your arm them?

Natural for him to be excited..Wheres he going to on his trip??

I saw the photo..it looked delicious.. :D

Its OK..It was very very sore a few hours ago..but its easing a bit now..Chris wanted me to go to casuality..to hell with that.. :)

The Sea Life Centre at Weston Super Mare.....followed by a picnic on the beach.

Did you see the other photos on Flickr of where you live?

How lovely..does the weather look good??

I did..but I didn't find what you were talking about..I searched for ages..I saved one to my favourites..nice shot of a pub..that is no longer there..bulldozed to the ground..

Forecast is sunshine and showers :(

I bet you'll know this view......(no name mentioned of course)

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I know exactly where it was taken..doesn't matter were you are ..that monument is always in view..it guards over us..thats my romantic notion anyway.. :D
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A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed ccntinuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him Doctor"?

The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."
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Bollox!!!
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MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:50 PM
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed ccntinuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him Doctor"?

The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:
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happyfoxylady
Jul 2 2008, 08:51 PM
MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:50 PM
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed ccntinuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him Doctor"?

The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

We must be desperate for things to talk about :lol:
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MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:55 PM
happyfoxylady
Jul 2 2008, 08:51 PM
MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:50 PM
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed ccntinuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him Doctor"?

The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

We must be desperate for things to talk about :lol:

Never..we'll always find summat to talk about.. :)
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel and note:

Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.


The man is really furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.
So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a fucking toffee apple.
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MYK
Jul 2 2008, 08:59 PM
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel and note:

Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.


The man is really furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.
So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a fucking toffee apple.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Evening!
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Jul 2 2008, 09:21 PM
Evening!

Evening Derek :)
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Evening Myk. How you?
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Bollox!!!
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Jul 2 2008, 09:21 PM
Evening!

Hello Chris.. :D
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