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| MYK | Jul 2 2008, 07:40 PM Post #27481 |
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Ashton Gate MYK
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Have you had new batteries installed? :D |
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| bluerover | Jul 2 2008, 07:41 PM Post #27482 |
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Bristol's 2nd best Rovers supporter
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:lol: :clapping: |
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| bluerover | Jul 2 2008, 07:42 PM Post #27483 |
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Bristol's 2nd best Rovers supporter
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No, do you know where I can get some? :) |
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| MYK | Jul 2 2008, 07:42 PM Post #27484 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: ....'kin brilliant!! :clapping: |
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| happyfoxylady | Jul 2 2008, 07:45 PM Post #27485 |
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Bollox!!!
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I know exactly where it was taken..doesn't matter were you are ..that monument is always in view..it guards over us..thats my romantic notion anyway.. :D |
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| MYK | Jul 2 2008, 07:50 PM Post #27486 |
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A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed ccntinuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him Doctor"? The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs." |
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| happyfoxylady | Jul 2 2008, 07:51 PM Post #27487 |
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Bollox!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: |
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| MYK | Jul 2 2008, 07:55 PM Post #27488 |
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We must be desperate for things to talk about :lol: |
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| happyfoxylady | Jul 2 2008, 07:56 PM Post #27489 |
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Bollox!!!
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Never..we'll always find summat to talk about.. :) |
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| MYK | Jul 2 2008, 07:59 PM Post #27490 |
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel and note: Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is really furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a fucking toffee apple. |
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| happyfoxylady | Jul 2 2008, 08:02 PM Post #27491 |
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Bollox!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| STSS | Jul 2 2008, 08:21 PM Post #27492 |
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Evening! |
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| MYK | Jul 2 2008, 08:25 PM Post #27493 |
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Evening Derek :) |
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| STSS | Jul 2 2008, 08:25 PM Post #27494 |
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Evening Myk. How you? |
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| happyfoxylady | Jul 2 2008, 08:28 PM Post #27495 |
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Bollox!!!
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Hello Chris.. :D |
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