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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (158,147 Views)
dunce
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SO WHAT!!
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MYK
Jul 16 2008, 09:02 PM
When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory.
I can't remember what I chose. ;)

:lol: :lol:
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MYK
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I've met the man who invented crosswords but I can't quite remember his name.
It's P, something, T, something, R. :rolleyes:
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happyfoxylady
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Bollox!!!
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MYK
Jul 16 2008, 09:06 PM
Got it in one! ;)

Bless :hug:
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Last one then I'm off to FB ....


Engineers Patrick and Seamus (Dublin mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "5 metres" and walked away.

Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!

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Goodnight B)

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Dunce!!!

Paddy the electrician was recently sacked for refusing to service the electric chair at the prison where he worked.
He claimed it was a death trap.

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happyfoxylady
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Bollox!!!
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dunce
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Sorry about that.I was reading the BFG with Samantha. :)
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dunce
Jul 16 2008, 09:50 PM
Sorry about that.I was reading the BFG with Samantha. :)

that was a good book. I read it loads of times when I was a kid

can we tempt you to join Facebook?
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dunce
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Rach
Jul 16 2008, 09:51 PM
that was a good book. I read it loads of times when I was a kid

can we tempt you to join Facebook?

Do you have to put loads of photos of yourself on it? :huh: And give out loads of info on it?
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dunce
Jul 16 2008, 09:58 PM
Rach
Jul 16 2008, 09:51 PM
that was a good book. I read it loads of times when I was a kid

can we tempt you to join Facebook?

Do you have to put loads of photos of yourself on it? :huh: And give out loads of info on it?

nope you can put as many or as few pics on as you want and you don't have to fill out all the details on your profile. You can also set it as a limited profile so selected friends can read it all and other people can only read a bit of it.
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dunce
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Rach
Jul 16 2008, 09:59 PM
dunce
Jul 16 2008, 09:58 PM
Rach
Jul 16 2008, 09:51 PM
that was a good book. I read it loads of times when I was a kid

can we tempt you to join Facebook?

Do you have to put loads of photos of yourself on it? :huh: And give out loads of info on it?

nope you can put as many or as few pics on as you want and you don't have to fill out all the details on your profile. You can also set it as a limited profile so selected friends can read it all and other people can only read a bit of it.

That sounds OK then. :)
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Rach
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dunce
Jul 16 2008, 10:00 PM
Rach
Jul 16 2008, 09:59 PM
dunce
Jul 16 2008, 09:58 PM
Rach
Jul 16 2008, 09:51 PM
that was a good book. I read it loads of times when I was a kid

can we tempt you to join Facebook?

Do you have to put loads of photos of yourself on it? :huh: And give out loads of info on it?

nope you can put as many or as few pics on as you want and you don't have to fill out all the details on your profile. You can also set it as a limited profile so selected friends can read it all and other people can only read a bit of it.

That sounds OK then. :)

yep and people can only see it if you've accepted them to be your friend on it. If you don't know someone/don't want them to see anythign then you don't have to add them.
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dunce
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Is everybody playing scrabble? :huh:
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dunce
Jul 16 2008, 10:08 PM
Is everybody playing scrabble? :huh:

I'm not with anyone tonight.
Not sure what the others are up to

have you signed up to FB or are you still deciding whether to do it?
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dunce
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Rach
Jul 16 2008, 10:10 PM
I'm not with anyone tonight.
Not sure what the others are up to

have you signed up to FB or are you still deciding whether to do it?

Ive just tried to join but when i tried to send the authorising email back,they said it was unauthorised.

:( Nevermind.
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