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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (157,573 Views)
Barton
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He hasn't even left a forwarding address.

The vagabond.

Maybe he's got manflu. Touch of it about by all accounts.

<puts on glasses>

<studies Gamble & Proctor accounts>

Yes here it is, right under 'sundry income.'
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owlie
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ManlyMalvFlu.

Either that or they have locked him up in that new dungeon work place of his, and is waiting for us to go rescue him in the style of Clint Eastwood and Gene Hackman.

Sunday income, Jesus?
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Barton
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Hello bluerover.

SundRy income

Is it 4 o'clock yet?
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owlie
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I got that one, you big gay bear you.

no, no its not. i have to collect a pen thats being engraved at 3ish. 14 years in the compnay, nothing says ta, like an engraved pen.
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Barton
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That's not in your job description. Tell them you're busy - entertaining Fink.

Pen eh? Then he'll just have the carriage clock to look forward to.

Sunday income's the collection plate, straight into the vicar's beer fund. Good work if you can get it.
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It only down the road to be collected, i'll be there and back in the speed of a lighbulb.

theres this dude down the pub whos some sort of priest. he likes a beer. or 12. doesn't look like a priest though.
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Barton
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Does he look like a kiddy fiddler?

He'll be a priest for sure if he does.
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owlie
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he looks too normal to be a man of the church.

you eaten yet?
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Barton
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Why? You cooking?

I had the last of my snack noodles in a pot.

Chicken & mushoom.

Did the trick what what.
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I'm thinking i shoudl probably have something to eat if i'm on the booze later. Especially champers.

thing is, it won't be a late night out with work. DO I pop intot he local on way home, or boycott for an evening?
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Barton
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Text upstairs.

Tell them to get the beer in.

And that you'll be round at 9 for beer and scrabble.

You might be drunk, but that's when you're your most charming.

They'll love it and let you live there rent free when housie eventually chucks you out for leaving the toilet seat up too often.
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Oct 3 2008, 01:16 PM
Hello bluerover.

SundRy income

Is it 4 o'clock yet?

Hi, just call me Blue :) What brings you all back on here...is it true you have been baned from 606? :unsure:
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owlie
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I'm a little sheepish at my just turning up drunk watching tv last sunday, maybe i shoudl bring them a caserole?

They got a writen warning from the properrty agents for noise and throwing a slipper out the window that landed on a car... (i laugh bad when i think of it) ... i wasn't there that night, but housie was. Bet she egged them on. Bad housie.

PS: so you know, i'm not fratenising with the upstairs lot in any way other than drinking. just to clairify the situation.

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Barts & Yelo have Blue, and Maybe Mr C...

I'm just keeping the old jailbird company.
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