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| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 10:34 AM Post #39571 |
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Sex God
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You were supposed to say, 'Community Chest' ..then I'd say, 'ok then I'll have it for tonight.' Then we would have ROFLed. Liverpool Street Station. |
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| mrcreosote | Oct 7 2008, 10:38 AM Post #39572 |
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Official Forum Stalker
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Mornington Crescent? |
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| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 10:40 AM Post #39573 |
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Sex God
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Morning. er.....Side Street. |
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| owlie | Oct 7 2008, 10:45 AM Post #39574 |
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Community Chest. It just wasn't the time. I wanted to impound your electric company first. |
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| CRAZY_STAG_IN_DERBY | Oct 7 2008, 10:46 AM Post #39575 |
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Oh dear . . . . . :o |
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| YellowHoods | Oct 7 2008, 10:52 AM Post #39576 |
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Old, but still flexible ....
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Has anyone ever fed a small, furry mammal to a crocodile in a zoo? |
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| YellowHoods | Oct 7 2008, 10:55 AM Post #39577 |
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Old, but still flexible ....
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Has anyone ever fed a small, furry mammal to an alligator in a zoo? |
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| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 10:58 AM Post #39578 |
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Sex God
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Nope. and... Nope. Nor would I Have you ever worn a chaffinch like a broach and called yourself Gareth? |
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| owlie | Oct 7 2008, 10:59 AM Post #39579 |
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Mr Hoods. Bonjour. I once gave a passing mongoose a suspicious look if that helps? |
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| YellowHoods | Oct 7 2008, 11:01 AM Post #39580 |
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Old, but still flexible ....
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Now they're closing all the public conveniences down, I no longer have need of a pseudonym. So it's alright to impale a chaffinch, but somehow recycling a gerbil is a hideous crime? I find your morals baffling. |
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| mrcreosote | Oct 7 2008, 11:01 AM Post #39581 |
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Hello Hoods No It was a Cayman |
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| YellowHoods | Oct 7 2008, 11:03 AM Post #39582 |
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Old, but still flexible ....
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Hi Sheffs. The way those mongeese slither along they deserve a suspicious look or two. So did you get caught out on 606? |
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| YellowHoods | Oct 7 2008, 11:04 AM Post #39583 |
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Old, but still flexible ....
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Longer snouts. More teeth. Good call. Morning. |
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| owlie | Oct 7 2008, 11:05 AM Post #39584 |
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There was a mass pant cull Hoods. Those not in clean, a1 condition elastcic jocks were banished for filth. (Fink & Yels) Mr C passed the filth, but failed the elastic and is in solitary. Rest of us couldn't bare to be without the. I mean, who else will give me cake baking and alpaca grooming tips? |
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| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 11:05 AM Post #39585 |
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I didn't say it was ok. I merely requested appropriate information regarding whether you had carried out such an act. As I feel you have the look of a man who might. It's those green eyebrows of yours. |
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