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| Barton | Oct 9 2008, 01:04 PM Post #40036 |
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Albert? I was trying to be on topic. Arthur Albiston used to play stoopid football. How more on topic did they want? Mr C's in pre-mod cos I had a little word with the 606 rozzers. Tipped them the wink that he was a bad 'un. |
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| owlie | Oct 9 2008, 01:06 PM Post #40037 |
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dude, i think it was the custard rather than albert that tipped the spider monkey off the carthorse. they never answered my email either. maybe we should email mr dirs? |
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| Barton | Oct 9 2008, 01:07 PM Post #40038 |
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Is that what the two ex-Mrs C's said? Delayed reaction. |
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| Barton | Oct 9 2008, 01:08 PM Post #40039 |
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You need to write a book: "Owlie's turns of phrase." |
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| owlie | Oct 9 2008, 01:11 PM Post #40040 |
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If only it didn't take so long to write books and stuff. i'd love too. I just got bought a coffee. thats rather nice. |
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| Barton | Oct 9 2008, 01:18 PM Post #40041 |
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We're discussing morning alarm clock rituals here. It's quite interesting, I may work it into my stand up act. <sigh> |
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| owlie | Oct 9 2008, 01:21 PM Post #40042 |
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turn off phone alarm switch on radio feel like crap listen to radio for approx 5 mins get up |
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| mrcreosote | Oct 9 2008, 01:22 PM Post #40043 |
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Official Forum Stalker
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Do keep up I am in pre-mod due to the weakness of the dollar apparently Why, oh why, do I volunteer to write case studies for other people's interviews? Somebody stop me |
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| Barton | Oct 9 2008, 01:26 PM Post #40044 |
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Mrs Fink quite often does her superiors' work for them, then they present it as their own. I scold her. Mine involves: Alarm Snooze Alarm Snooze Alarm Snooze Alarm Snooze Alarm Snooze Alarm Snooze Alarm Off.... .... ...... Scratch Check Phone Panic. |
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| owlie | Oct 9 2008, 01:31 PM Post #40045 |
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i never snooze. its just mocking yourself. also never do anyone elses work. i mean, i don't do my own. |
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| mrcreosote | Oct 9 2008, 01:31 PM Post #40046 |
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Oh, sorry Wake up Check clock Swear Go back to sleep Wake up Turn off alarm before it rings Curse plasterer |
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| Barton | Oct 9 2008, 01:34 PM Post #40047 |
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Yup it's different after a school night drink. Hello the wife Shall I tell you all about my night? No? Suit yourself then. Alarm Where's me phone? Frantic Search through discarded clothes. Off Sleep .... .... .... Go for wee Check phone Oh shit |
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| owlie | Oct 9 2008, 01:37 PM Post #40048 |
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how could mrs fink possibly not want to chat with you on your drunken return? crazy.... |
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| VBM | Oct 9 2008, 01:38 PM Post #40049 |
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Huddersfields finest
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Hello all.. Im wondering whether to put you all in pre-mod for off topic discussion..hmm.. |
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| mrcreosote | Oct 9 2008, 01:39 PM Post #40050 |
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Ban Fink, James, he's a badass |
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