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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (157,505 Views)
Barton
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Albert?

I was trying to be on topic.

Arthur Albiston used to play stoopid football.

How more on topic did they want?

Mr C's in pre-mod cos I had a little word with the 606 rozzers. Tipped them the wink that he was a bad 'un.
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dude, i think it was the custard rather than albert that tipped the spider monkey off the carthorse.

they never answered my email either. maybe we should email mr dirs?
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mrcreosote
Oct 9 2008, 01:51 PM
Bunno what's worse

The incompetence or the stupidity

<ponders>

The incompetence

Is that what the two ex-Mrs C's said?





Delayed reaction.
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owlie
Oct 9 2008, 02:06 PM
........ that tipped the spider monkey off the carthorse.

You need to write a book:

"Owlie's turns of phrase."
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If only it didn't take so long to write books and stuff. i'd love too.

I just got bought a coffee. thats rather nice.
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We're discussing morning alarm clock rituals here.

It's quite interesting, I may work it into my stand up act.

<sigh>
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turn off phone alarm
switch on radio
feel like crap
listen to radio for approx 5 mins
get up
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Barton
Oct 9 2008, 02:07 PM
Delayed reaction.

Do keep up

I am in pre-mod due to the weakness of the dollar apparently

Why, oh why, do I volunteer to write case studies for other people's interviews?

Somebody stop me
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Barton
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Mrs Fink quite often does her superiors' work for them, then they present it as their own. I scold her.

Mine involves:

Alarm
Snooze
Alarm
Snooze
Alarm
Snooze
Alarm
Snooze
Alarm
Snooze
Alarm
Snooze
Alarm
Off....

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......

Scratch
Check Phone
Panic.
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i never snooze. its just mocking yourself.

also never do anyone elses work. i mean, i don't do my own.
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Oh, sorry

Wake up

Check clock

Swear

Go back to sleep

Wake up

Turn off alarm before it rings

Curse plasterer
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Barton
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Yup it's different after a school night drink.

Hello the wife

Shall I tell you all about my night?

No? Suit yourself then.

Alarm
Where's me phone?
Frantic Search through discarded clothes.
Off
Sleep

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Go for wee

Check phone

Oh shit
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how could mrs fink possibly not want to chat with you on your drunken return? crazy....

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Hello all..

Im wondering whether to put you all in pre-mod for off topic discussion..hmm..
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Ban Fink, James, he's a badass
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