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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (157,504 Views)
Barton
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I know.

And she's always moaning I don't talk enough.

Imagine the chats we could have,

"You know Dave?"

"No"

"You do, big Dave, anyway he got a stick up in the second leg tonight, then Frank...you know Frank?"

"No."

"You do - goes ballroom dancing, well anyway he said.....it was like a badger in a barrell"

"Very good go to sleep"

"But I haven't told you about my performance..."

"Go to sleep"

"I beat your brother.."

"Phooking SHUDDUP!!!!"

Actually those are the chats we do have.

So I'm told.

Then I try and wee in the wardrobe.
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Barton
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VBM
Oct 9 2008, 02:38 PM
Hello all..

Im wondering whether to put you all in pre-mod for off topic discussion..hmm..

Yeah James, ban Fink!

Where are stag's toast smilies?
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They are in the post..
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Word vera, how you?

Fink, weeing in the wardrobe is always going to be a faux pas.
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Barton
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I don't actually do it.

And if we have anyone staying I will wander drunkenly into the spare room by mistake.

Be warned.

I'm a drunken delight me.
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ooo, does that mean i'm comin to stay?

I'll pack at once.

In the first gaff here we had endless situation of partners ending up in wrong rooms to pee. luckily no peeing happened. too many folk in one house.
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Barton
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Yes.

Bring pots of cash.
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You can all come to my housewarming firework, chilli and poncho evening on Nov 8th

Bring bottle and bird
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owlie
Oct 9 2008, 02:54 PM
Word vera, how you?

Fink, weeing in the wardrobe is always going to be a faux pas.

Im coming down with a cold!! Grr...still on a high from Sunday though and I am going to Poland this coming Sunday.

Where are my manners, how are you all..?
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Oct 9 2008, this afternoon at some stage
....bring bottle and bird


Are they an end of pier comedy duo?
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All good here V, you know, the usual.

8th you say... will a turkey called fernando and some old spice do mr c?
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Vera the big handed man
Oct 9 2008, 03:12 PM
big owl
Oct 9 2008, 02:54 PM
Word vera, how you?

Fink, weeing in the wardrobe is always going to be a faux pas.

Im coming down with a cold!! Grr...still on a high from Sunday though and I am going to Poland this coming Sunday.

Where are my manners, how are you all..?

Been better, been worse.

All in all fair to middling.

Thank you.
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Why has Yelo been putting cats on managers heads and beards on England players' faces?
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Fink loves skittles you know.

I'm in an excitable mood for no apprent reason. I blame the coffee.
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