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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (157,500 Views)
owlie
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Is the arse said with reference to the small face licking the ice cream, or are they 2 seperate issues?

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I would have taken it to mean arse licker, but no-one was licking arse.

Were they?
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No Barton they were not.

Likewise no one was impersonating tim brook taylor whilst attempting a solo on the bugle.
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Well then. I'm confused.

Confused as the day I shot out of me ma in a bobsleigh.
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On the plus side amid the confusion you came second in the tyne tees flower arranging competition.

Which was nice.
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you know what happened to the thread when we wrote into places asking stuff? I wrote to hula hoop, mal wrote to mints something?
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I think it's in the chit chat section somewhere.

Along with milkwatch etcetera...
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hmmm. i'll look
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Barton
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Hmmmm.... can't seem to locate it.

The jpeg game it was called.

Diving back in now.
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I just created a new mail. Theres a radio show here that does a segment called fix it friday, and housie once said i should mail my hula hoop rant in re: 7 pack salt n vinegar not being available. She is listening today in the car, so demanded i send it today. so i did.
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Barton
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Well we'll just have to sit here and wait.

<sits on toadstool>

<waits>

<stands up>

<sits down>

<stands up>

<paces the room>

Oh why won't it come on?
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owlie
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Fink, I sense another lethargic day today.

On the plus side i have a veggie pen.
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Like a sheep pen?

Where you keep your veggies at night after a hard day's wandering round fields munching on grass?
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It says, 'save the planet, go veg be green'

Think I may go shopping for a new boiler suit this lunchtime for this evening. Can you pay please fink?
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Save the planet go veg?

I'm not sure that follows does it?
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