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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (157,498 Views)
Barton
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Should we stick to human milk then?

Two of my mates were personal trainers. They became THE single (er...double) most annoying people for a long time.

You'd go round theirs...

"Want some grub?"

"Aye go on I haven't eaten"

You'd get a bowl of potatoes with no butter or salt and some tuna.

On the rare nights they'd go out.

And if they were out they's spend the entire night telling some fella waht program he should be doing.

D U L L
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yelo 3
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ergh, I hate potatoes. Not hate, but boiled ones or mashed givesme heartburn. My body cannot take such blandness.

and tuna stinks.

and :calmdown:

and :curry:
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Yes, i worked with a few folk like that back in my gym days. No fun at all. Especially the non drinking judgemental ones.

The dude at pub, chad, seriously that his name he is so a chad as well, is border line irritating. He can't go 5 minutes without some reference to his programme or diet. Or handing you a small piece of apple or pecan from a tupperware box. Funnily enough he didn't do that when I was in there last week with the other two, I shoudl of demanded a 'shirt off' and explained how his apple pecan & 'i can eat a whole roast chicken' diet really isn't reaping the rewards.
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you should of challenged him to an arm-wrestle. Then we'd see.

That's what I'd do.
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People take too much notice of diet when they're training (properly) I think.

Unless you're entering competitions or summat, you can eat pretty much what you want (within reason) I say.

Last time I challenged a girl to an arm wrestle in a pub, I lost.

In my defence she was Russian.

Not much of a defence, but all I can muster.
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Ha, thats funny fink.

aye, if you are exerting more calories than you consume, all is well.

chads probably working tonight, i shall get him to arm wrestle me after a peacan.
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A friend of mine, sadly no longer with us, was into all that. He used to do the whole 'drinking ten raw eggs every morning' stuff. For dinner he'd have four steaks. I couldn't beat him in an arm wrestle even if I used both arms.

:yoda: :rant
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how would you rate your arm wrestling ability?
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Don't EVER tell anyone this, I'm trusting both of you.If this comes out, my whole reputation will be shot.


I'm shit at arm-wrestling.
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Crap fink. I have wee arms like twiglets. No upper body strength at all. I would use under hand tactics.

blah, the raw egg thing freaks me out... although, i do like a big old pair of biceps, so needs must i guess.
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Good.

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good as in i'd not beat you in an arm wrestle?

or good i'd be weak at the knees at your raw egg fuelled biceps? alien
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Good as in I'm not the only shit arm wrestler in the world.

I can bench 100k though :girl

Divided by 8.
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Its a good job you are so pretty instead then fink.

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That's what my mum says.
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