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The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (157,476 Views)
Barton
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Bah you're too good at this game.

No need for this clue then

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owlie
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look at them teeth... you'd not want that crawling up your trouser leg.

Still extremely strokable wee head despite the teeth.
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Barton
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Yes. I've pencilled out 'let an otter crawl up my touser leg' from my things to do before I'm 48 list.

Any more?
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Barton
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No?

Tough.

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You'd need a wide legged trouser for her to crawl up fink.

I'm constantly amazed at the sheer volume of pointless jobs i can be given to do...
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I was just required to send an e-mail asking people to make sure the fridge door is shut properly.

I am IMPORTANT.

You'd need even wider trouser legs for this bad boy:

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Yes, a heavy duty flare would be th eonly way forward.

Ha, love the mail. FInk, the central cog in the cartwheel.
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Yup.

I can't be far away from being Business Development Manager or some such now.

Next step on the ladder from Fridge Monitor I would have thunk.
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I have a key to the postbox.

practically own the place i do.
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:D :D :D
:P :P :clapping: :clapping:

<or this?>

<this> I think.
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Fink, are you thinking? You shouldn't folk will think you are trying to be clever or something.

If I had to pick though I'd go with :clapping: because its mesmorising. In a freaky way.

Although <this> is far sexier.
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I don't do thinking.

Hence my very many bad life choices.

Like becoming fridge monitor.
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Did someone say Capybara?

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what a funny looking wee animal. Sort of beaver like nose.

As fridge monitor may i request access plus. I need a beverage.
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Can you guarantee you'll shut the door properly when finished?

The capybara is the world's largest rodent thee knows? Semi-aquatic young fellas from South America they are.
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