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| Barton | Oct 13 2008, 08:41 AM Post #40471 |
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Bah you're too good at this game. No need for this clue then
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| owlie | Oct 13 2008, 08:45 AM Post #40472 |
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look at them teeth... you'd not want that crawling up your trouser leg. Still extremely strokable wee head despite the teeth. |
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| Barton | Oct 13 2008, 08:58 AM Post #40473 |
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Yes. I've pencilled out 'let an otter crawl up my touser leg' from my things to do before I'm 48 list. Any more? |
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| Barton | Oct 13 2008, 09:02 AM Post #40474 |
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No? Tough.
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| owlie | Oct 13 2008, 09:10 AM Post #40475 |
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You'd need a wide legged trouser for her to crawl up fink. I'm constantly amazed at the sheer volume of pointless jobs i can be given to do... |
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| Barton | Oct 13 2008, 09:21 AM Post #40476 |
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I was just required to send an e-mail asking people to make sure the fridge door is shut properly. I am IMPORTANT. You'd need even wider trouser legs for this bad boy:
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| owlie | Oct 13 2008, 09:23 AM Post #40477 |
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Yes, a heavy duty flare would be th eonly way forward. Ha, love the mail. FInk, the central cog in the cartwheel. |
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| Barton | Oct 13 2008, 09:31 AM Post #40478 |
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Yup. I can't be far away from being Business Development Manager or some such now. Next step on the ladder from Fridge Monitor I would have thunk. |
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| owlie | Oct 13 2008, 09:43 AM Post #40479 |
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I have a key to the postbox. practically own the place i do. |
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| Barton | Oct 13 2008, 09:52 AM Post #40480 |
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:D :D :D :P :P :clapping: :clapping: <or this?> <this> I think. |
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| owlie | Oct 13 2008, 10:03 AM Post #40481 |
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Fink, are you thinking? You shouldn't folk will think you are trying to be clever or something. If I had to pick though I'd go with :clapping: because its mesmorising. In a freaky way. Although <this> is far sexier. |
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| Barton | Oct 13 2008, 10:08 AM Post #40482 |
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I don't do thinking. Hence my very many bad life choices. Like becoming fridge monitor. |
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| Barton | Oct 13 2008, 10:10 AM Post #40483 |
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Did someone say Capybara?
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| owlie | Oct 13 2008, 10:13 AM Post #40484 |
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what a funny looking wee animal. Sort of beaver like nose. As fridge monitor may i request access plus. I need a beverage. |
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| Barton | Oct 13 2008, 10:22 AM Post #40485 |
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Can you guarantee you'll shut the door properly when finished? The capybara is the world's largest rodent thee knows? Semi-aquatic young fellas from South America they are. |
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