Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to VBM. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
The Longest Thread III
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 04:21 PM (157,475 Views)
owlie
Member Avatar
Good Poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Rodent? Does that mean it has bladdr issues? If so being the largest thats a lot of wee dripping potential.

<shuts fridge door firmly>

<because I can>
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Barton
Member Avatar
Sex God
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
<fridge door bounces back open>

I said it needed a tender loving caress.

<so I did>

Do rodents have bladder issues?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
owlie
Member Avatar
Good Poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Well, I was lead to belive that rats/mice have very short, if almost non exisitance bladders, meaning they leave trails/droplets of urine behind them. Hence their extremely bad name within hygiene quaters?

I may of been lied to about this of course.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Barton
Member Avatar
Sex God
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Sounds plausible to me.

I must admit I tend to skip the rodent section in my books.

Mice and rats are a little dull for my tastes.

PS In Waterstones on Sat, found 3 new books I want for Xmas. Two new primate ones I nearly arrived.

PPS How angry do you think I got looking at the gibbons yesterday beside some parents telling their kids to "look at the cheeky MONKEYS?"
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
owlie
Member Avatar
Good Poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
I'd say your rage was mighty.

Did you have a wee word and educate the poor mis lead children?

You have a healthy book collection of primate based knowledge then?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Barton
Member Avatar
Sex God
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Just a bit.

Some might say extensive.

I want:

This

and......

This

I didn't educate them, instead I muttered away to myself like a good 'un.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
owlie
Member Avatar
Good Poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
That looks like my good friend the japanese snow monkey on the front of book number one?

I have a poster of him on the inside of dereks rooms door, he is shaking his hair like a shampoo ad star.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Barton
Member Avatar
Sex God
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Derek has a room now?

Yup that is indeed your good friend from Nippon.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
owlie
Member Avatar
Good Poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Yes, the broom cupboard is affectionatly refered to as dels room.

I left my lunch in a place that is not here today. And now hunger mocks me.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Barton
Member Avatar
Sex God
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
So Trev's caught your mental illness as well now has she?

T'was only a matter of time I suppose.

Can you log into Egg today?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
owlie
Member Avatar
Good Poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
beeb? I did earlier. Saw cafu and foo lurking...

Trev took about 3 months to notice the monkey poster. Now its a feature. Like the one in my room that teaches me insect names in Irish. I have Bumbòg covered. Although the `goes the other way.

Bee.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Barton
Member Avatar
Sex God
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Bumbog.

Why that's marvellous.

Egg as in the credit card company. In now, don't worry.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
owlie
Member Avatar
Good Poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Is marvellous isn't it?

I'm mainly wearing stuff with bumbog on, so i cab say it lots.

coz of the `the o is said like the ou in vouge. So you know.

Took me forever to get my sarnie today. queues everywhere.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Barton
Member Avatar
Sex God
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Are there many items of clothing with bumbog on?

You should have gone without seeing as I remembered my packed lunch today.

Why do places it make it such a hassle to change where your direct debit comes out of? Well, in fact, not so many places, just one.

Capital One.

Named and shamed.

Take that!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
owlie
Member Avatar
Good Poster
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
well, my new slippers do. which is handy.

Fink, everything is hassle. big bundles of hassle.

Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · The Longest Thread III · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Theme by tiptopolive of Zetaboards Theme Zone