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| MYK | Apr 30 2008, 11:39 PM Post #5131 |
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Laters mate.... B) |
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| Boro | Apr 30 2008, 11:40 PM Post #5132 |
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slightly to the left, its all droopy ready for bed like me. :lol: |
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| Libby!! | Apr 30 2008, 11:41 PM Post #5133 |
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:lol: :lol: Northern Softie ;) |
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| Boro | Apr 30 2008, 11:45 PM Post #5134 |
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:clapping: Aye but i'l be solid as a rock by morning. When i'l be needing a morning wee wee. :lol: Hows your day been anyhow? :unsure: |
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| Libby!! | Apr 30 2008, 11:47 PM Post #5135 |
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:lol: :lol: Most blokes are like that in the morning! Our bed becomes a tent! :ph43r: Met Mar for Lunch, Visited my Mum this aft then we had Skittles tonight :D Busy all round really......How about you? |
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| MYK | Apr 30 2008, 11:54 PM Post #5136 |
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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So they walked in, and the Jamaican said, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in... Dey makes you wild at sex." The wife got really interested in buying the sandals, but the husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the shopkeeper, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon. You doan haff to do nutting cept try dem on". So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! Mon, you got dem on the wrong feet!"... |
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| Boro | Apr 30 2008, 11:55 PM Post #5137 |
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Wow Myk's hung like a tent pole? :o He is laid next to you, i'm not suprised! ;) Awww how's Mar? Sounds like you've had a crackin day Libs. Mine has been pretty laid back barring the gym. Pleased Ch£l$ki made it through like. :clapping: |
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| MYK | Apr 30 2008, 11:55 PM Post #5138 |
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One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: 'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.' |
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| Boro | May 1 2008, 12:02 AM Post #5139 |
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:clapping: The t'other one weren't that funny i didn't think though...... :tumbleweed: |
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| Boro | May 1 2008, 12:02 AM Post #5140 |
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:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: |
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| Boro | May 1 2008, 12:02 AM Post #5141 |
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Happy mayday! ;) |
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| Libby!! | May 1 2008, 12:03 AM Post #5142 |
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They don't call him king dong for nothing! :o I like laid back days.....that's nearly everyday in my book :lol: Mar is very well thanks.....Full of laughter as normal :D We were watching the footy at Skittles....Looked a good game :D |
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| MYK | May 1 2008, 12:03 AM Post #5143 |
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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife "They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans", he says "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man, "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says. The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE #####ING PRICE" |
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| Libby!! | May 1 2008, 12:03 AM Post #5144 |
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:lol: :lol: bleh |
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| MYK | May 1 2008, 12:04 AM Post #5145 |
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John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy." |
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