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| MYK | May 1 2008, 12:07 AM Post #5146 |
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An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?" Girl: "OK" Medic: "What's your name?" Girl: "Sharon." Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?" Sharon: "Yes." Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?" Sharon: "Romford, mate." |
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| Libby!! | May 1 2008, 12:07 AM Post #5147 |
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:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: |
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| Boro | May 1 2008, 12:08 AM Post #5148 |
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:lol: |
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| Libby!! | May 1 2008, 12:09 AM Post #5149 |
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Made you laugh did it? :lol: |
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| Boro | May 1 2008, 12:09 AM Post #5150 |
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Its bloody true! Beer's been helping woman look great for centuries! ;) |
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| Boro | May 1 2008, 12:10 AM Post #5151 |
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Made you tired did it??? :lol: |
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| Libby!! | May 1 2008, 12:11 AM Post #5152 |
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:lol: :lol: It's old! |
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| Libby!! | May 1 2008, 12:11 AM Post #5153 |
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Georgie is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women. An old friend sees him and says, "Georgie, you look great...you're beautiful!" Georgie says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt." His friend says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?" Georgie says, "No, that didn't really hurt." His friend says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?" Georgie says, "No, that didn't really hurt." His friend says, "Then what did hurt?" Georgie says, "When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and sucked out half my brain." |
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| MYK | May 1 2008, 12:14 AM Post #5154 |
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I'm off now.... Goodnight Boo :D |
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| Boro | May 1 2008, 12:15 AM Post #5155 |
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Boro! ;) Night night mate! |
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| MYK | May 1 2008, 12:15 AM Post #5156 |
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I had an accident on the motorway yesterday. Crashed head on into this orange Skoda. What a f###ing mess. There was cake and marzipan everywhere!!! :rolleyes: |
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| Libby!! | May 1 2008, 12:16 AM Post #5157 |
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He's being stupid......His medication is wearing off now :lol: :ph43r: |
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| Boro | May 1 2008, 12:18 AM Post #5158 |
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Paddy marches into the jobcentre and screams; ''I've been ringing 08001730 for two days now trying to get help.'' The lady at the desk asks, ''Did you get that number from our front door sir?'' Paddy replied ''Yes.'' Lady responds, ''Those are our opening hours you muppet!'' |
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| Boro | May 1 2008, 12:20 AM Post #5159 |
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:tumbleweed: Jog on mate! |
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| Libby!! | May 1 2008, 12:20 AM Post #5160 |
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I nearly coughed my boots up then :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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