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Steve Butts; Human
Topic Started: Jul 18 2014, 03:46 PM (135 Views)
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Steve Butts

Alignment: Evil
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Occupation: Blacksmith/Amateur Criminal
Residence: Artison's Row


APPEARANCE


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Height: 5'8"
Weight: 220 lbs
Build: Bulky
Origins: Human
Race: Human
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Nonexistent
Unique Features: Shiny-ass bald head (it's a genetic mutation, he can't grow hair on his scalp); the pointiest of mustaches
Attire: Steve doesn't wear anything that doesn't have overall straps. Given the nature of his blacksmith profession, he began wearing overalls at an early age (approx. 4-years-old) once he started learning the trade of his family. The black, tough blacksmith overalls covers his entire body like a giant onesie, from his feet to just above his chest.

By the time he reached the age where he could make decisions for himself and having original thoughts, he decided he didn't give a single fuck about his clothing options and stayed in overalls for the remainder of his life.

In fact, most of the time he doesn't even wear an undershirt or clothes under the overalls. Just the overalls. This was originally due to showing his very, very muscular frame, but eventually it was because he needed a way to keep his groin from getting overheated.


PERSONALITY


To say Steve Butts has an ego is to say fire is hot. The man is a narcissist that daydreams his success in very grandiose terms.

Likes: Overalls, steel, swords, fire, shiny things, singing drinking songs, getting in bar brawls, eating red meat, ogling women
Dislikes: When people notice that he gets very emotional and cries whenever he hears beautiful music, anyone who judges his tone-deaf voice, unattractive women, anyone better than him, anyone who makes fun of his attire, anyone who makes fun of his attire and still beats him in a fight, non-humans
Hobbies: Trying his hand at being some sort of assassin/ninja, like the ones he used to read growing up. Throughout his free time, he tries pickpocketing, jumping between statues, running across rooftops, and any other activity that tends to maim or injure him.
Aspirations: To secretly be a criminal mastermind and still be the blacksmith that everyone relies on.
Fears: Black cats, tipping over salt, walking under ladders, anything dire the farmer's almanac or horoscopes say


PERSONAL HISTORY


Steve Butts inherited "The Butt Sparkles Blacksmith Shop" (formerly the "The Rear-End Swordplay") from his family. From what Steve could gather from many drunken family gatherings: The Butts family used to be mechanics and welders before "the event". By the time society started reforming and Sanctum became their home, their technical craftsmanship became incredibly useful once again, making them mildly profitable businessmen as people needed swords and weapons to protect themselves from new species and races.

Because their work thrived from humans' fear of new beings entering their normal life, Steve always grew up with a disgust for non-humans. Don't get me wrong -- he'll never turn down work. "Butt Sparkles" wouldn't stay in business otherwise. But he learned from his fathers -- who learned from their fathers -- to never trust anyone who wasn't a homosapien. Whether it was being stricter about money transactions or doing shoddier work, he always did just enough to please a non-human without showing any sort of kinship or smile.

However, whereas Steve's siblings were content with continuing the blacksmith legacy until their deaths, Steve Butts fantasized a different future. In his mind, he imagined donning a black ninja garb (on top of his overalls, of course) and terrorizing the streets in incognito. If he were hungry, he could put on his disguise and steal whatever food he wanted. If an elf or dragon made a wise-crack, he would sneak into their homes and probably fuck up their fridge or something so they had spoiled food. If anyone robbed "Butt Sparkles", he would creep in the dead of night and rob… his stuff back. With this grand master plan, Steve spends his free time "training" to be the best ninja ever.

(His family is fully aware he does this, but is okay with it because he sucks so hard at it. Plus this training doesn't interfere with his blacksmith duties.)


SKILLS


Steve Butts is a skilled blacksmith, able to efficiently craft a metallic weapon in nearly half the time it takes others. To achieve this, Steve possesses a great deal of patience and methodology in his actions. If he's determined to make something or do something, he'll make sure he'll do it right.

His craftsmanship also makes him capable of withstanding a lot of heat. A fire could be a few feat -- even a few inches -- away from him and it wouldn't phase him. His skin has toughened up over the course of the years.

He has some training with a small dagger and throwing knives, but he hasn't a reached a point where he can cause damage to anyone but himself. His aim is horrible. After a certain point, he gets frustrated with his stabbing failures and usually just opts for fists.


POWERS


The only real power to Steve Butts is his brute strength. The motherfucker is strong and his punches cause considerable damage, but the man maneuvers and aims like a blind person and isn't particularly fast. His terrible aiming and slow speed usually hurt him in fights almost every time.

His ego is unmatched, even when's losing.

The ability to be extremely xenophobic about any non-human, despite the fact they can all usually kick his ass with ease.


POSSESSIONS


A small dagger and set of throwing knives he keeps in his black overalls -- unless he's naked. (You gotta be careful!)


RELATIONSHIPS


TBD


THREAD TRACKER


TBD
Edited by Craze, Aug 18 2014, 07:14 PM.
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I think done? I just need to edit and polish what I wrote so it isn't gibberish.
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Craze
Jul 18 2014, 03:46 PM

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Steve Butts is a skilled blacksmith, able to efficiently craft a metallic weapon in nearly half the time it takes others. To achieve this, Steve possesses a great deal of patience and methodology in his actions. If he's determined to make something or do something, he'll make sure he'll do it right.

His craftsmanship also makes him capable of withstanding a lot of heat. A fire could be a few feat -- even a few inches -- away from him and it wouldn't phase him. His skin has toughened up over the course of the years.

He has some training with a small dagger and throwing knives, but he hasn't a reached a point where he can cause damage to anyone but himself. His aim is horrible. After a certain point, he gets frustrated with his stabbing failures and usually just opts for fists.


POWERS


The only real power to Steve Butts is his brute strength. The motherfucker is strong and his punches cause considerable damage, but the man maneuvers and aims like a blind person and isn't particularly fast. His terrible aiming and slow speed usually hurt him in fights almost every time.

His ego is unmatched, even when's losing.

The ability to be extremely xenophobic about any non-human, despite the fact they can all usually kick his ass with ease.


POSSESSIONS


A small dagger and set of throwing knives he keeps in his black overalls -- unless he's naked. (You gotta be careful!)
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