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Tester Testington's Testnificent Test
Topic Started: Jul 7 2013, 05:22 AM (187 Views)
Snow Cloak

Tester Testington had been wandering around his home world for a while, finding things to test. He loved to test new things, and this place seemed pretty empty - a new place to test! With no idea as to what he's doing, Tester Testington wanders forth through this empty land, looking for something to test.
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Snow Cloak

Waking up from his rage, Tester Testington's constipated look turned into one of surprise.

"Huh? Why does my face hurt so much?" He wonders for a moment, but then remembers his fight against the Testing Imps.

"Welcome back to the realm of sanity." A voice says in his dead in a tired tone.

"Whoa! Who are you, strange voice in my head?" Testington thinks, even more surprised now and more than a little puzzled.

"I'm your logical side." It said simply.

"Oh. Hey wait, how come we haven't been attacked yet?" Testington wondered to the voice in his head, continuing the conversation despite enemies being in front of him.

"Talking is a free action." The voice said, before disappearing (Somehow).

After that long and strange conversation, Testington shrugged and continued with his assault, charging at Imp 2 with his mace, aiming to whack it in the face to repay for his own strangely singed faced.
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Raulaun
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Mr. Testingson valiantly charges forward and dents Imp 2 in the arm. In retaliation, both of the Imps try to cast another fireball, but find their hands fizzling due to running out of mana, so instead they jump at him and try to scratch him in the leg, but they do nothing against his armor due to their feeble strength. They both step back with terrified looks, what now?

(1x2 +1 +1 4 -3 = 1 Damage to Imp 2.
2x1 -7 = 0
1x1 -7 = 0)

Imp 2 takes 1 Damage.

You 8/25
Imp 1 18/25 5/45
Imp 2 3/25 5/45
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Snow Cloak

"Hah! Puny Imps, you cannot harm me!" Tester shouts, his face still smoking from the fireballs that hit him in the face, "I shall smite you down for the Testing Gods! Your deaths will be a sacrifice to them!" He continued to shout, seeming to go insane.

"Hey dude. Chill." Whispered his logical side, quietly in his head, "You look crazy."

"Ah. Right. Okay, sorry about that, I forgot to take my medicine today. Back to killing you guys." Tester said calmly, going back to bashing poor Imp 2.
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Raulaun
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The imps start to try to run away from you, but they fall over one-another. They turn towards you just in time to see your mace slamming down into Imp 2's face, denting it some more. The Imp 1 looks horrified by now. It squeaks loudly in disdain. Imp 2 glares up at you from it's many-dented face.

Both of the imps take a swipe at you, but it does nothing.


(1x2 +1 +1 4 -3 = 1 Damage to Imp 2.
1x1 -7 = 0
2x1 -7 = 0)

You 8/25
Imp 1 18/25 5/45
Imp 2 2/25 5/45
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Snow Cloak

Testington was surprised Imp 2 was still alive, but it was of little consequence. The two Imps had tried to hit his mighty body again but done nothing like the last two hits, so Tester wasn't worried at all, and instead continued bashing away at Imp 2.
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Raulaun
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The second imp glares at you pitifully, knowing it can do nothing to stop you. It makes sure the last thing you see of it alive is it's painful, forlorn glare. Pop! goes it's head as you smash it's skull in and it falls to the ground, dead. Imp 1 charges at you in anger, clawing away at your legs again and still doing nothing, squeaking in disdain repeatedly.

(2x2 +1 +1 4 -3 = 3 Damage to Imp 2.
2x1 -7 = 0)
You deal 3 Damage to Imp 2.
Imp 2 is dead.
10 Experience gained. 40 Needed to level.
You 8/25
Imp 1 18/25 5/45
Imp 2 -1/25 5/45
Edited by Raulaun, Jul 7 2013, 10:03 AM.
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Snow Cloak

After slaying Imp 2, Tester roared in triumph as Imp 1 tried pathetically to avenge its fallen comrade. After a few seconds of reveling in triumph and glory, Testington turned to Imp 2 and started bashing it too.
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Raulaun
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(Imp 2 is already dead)

Imp 1 begins to meditate rather peacefully as you beat on the dead corpse of Imp 2.


(2x3 Mana Gained for Imp 1
0 Damage to Imp 2 Corpse)

You 8/25
Imp 1 18/25 11/45
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Snow Cloak

For some reason Testington accidentally began beating the dead body of Imp 2, having mistaken it for Imp 1 by accident.

"You idiot!" Logicvoice whisper-shouted in Testington's head, "You're going to get us both killed now, good job!"

"Hey! It was an accident, it could've happened to anyone." Testington said to Logicvoice, who was mentally facepalming (Unfortunately it had no way to literally facepalm, as it had neither a face nor a palm).

"It's time... to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!!!" Tester started shouting some sort of battle cry, but before he could finish, his Rage kicked in again, causing the rest to sound like a chicken dying.

In his second Rage induced Rampage he charged towards the alive imp, mace ready to crush it.
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