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The Interview
Topic Started: Jan 3 2015, 11:12 AM (509 Views)
Kathryn Janeway
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ooc Janeway: "The promotions weren't my fault, Harry. The script made me do it."

ic: Several people gave Harry incredulous looks. Janeway tried to avoid doing so, but she still raised an eyebrow. Harry Kim said he hadn't met any major challenges? The young man had died, repeatedly, for goodness' sake!
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OOC: LOL!
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Voyager's best fighter pilot! And worst Cessna pilot...
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Harry Kim
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ooc: Mmhmm. A likely story, CAPTAIN! LOL! And yes, the eternal ensign did bite the dust more times than he cared to remember, or the writers allowed him to remember. Blame it on the scripts, right? LOL!
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ooc: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!
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Trianna Lex
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OOC: K Moogie asked me to wrap this up... she had planned to get into it with Janeway but that will have to wait for another story hehe

BIC: NPC Holographic Oprah

The holographic Oprah looked surprised too, "Is that so Lt. Kim... well we had a tip that it might be leaving your girlfriend Libby behind. So we flew her here to see you!" she finished in a sing song voice and stood to hug her new guest.

Libby who was carrying a stack of letters in a red ribbon, greeted Oprah then turn her eyes on Harry; she did not look impressed. "Do you mean to tell me I have been killing myself for 8 years waiting for you, all I had to give me hope are these stupid letters full of infidelity and nothing was HARD FOR YOU!?"

OOC: I can almost hear the audience chanting .... Jerry! Jerry! LOL once we get Harry's response I have one more post then we can have everyone post final thoughts etc
Edited by Trianna Lex, Feb 17 2015, 08:16 AM.
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(Janeway and Paris are in the turbolift)
Computer: "Ready to have the ride of your life? Well, you've come to the right place, the Turbolift of Terror!"
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Janeway: "Computer, halt turbolift!"
Computer: "Unable to comply. You're not having fun, yet."
-Revenge of the Computer
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Those letters!

Harry had completely forgotten about those forsaken letters. For shame! His face turned a bright beet red and his smile failed him miserably.

"Li-Libby?!"

He shot up from the couch as soon as an angry-looking Libby came in. Thank goodness for those two burly guards!
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Tom smirked and bit his lip desperately trying not to laugh. Harry had never been good at romance. The wrong twin, a Borg drone, a dead girl, an alien that made him glow... Apparently he had written some incriminating letters as well.
Tom would make sure he never lived it down!
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Kathryn Janeway
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ooc: LOL! Poor Harry! Now I need to go re-read "Dear Libby"!

ic: Oh for goodness' sake...Janeway shot Oprah a withering glare (ooc: Best sentence I have ever written on this board), expecting some sort of intervention. Starfleet most certainly did not agree to these interviews in order to humiliate the junior officers.
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NPC Holographic Oprah

Something surely must have been wrong with her programming because the holographic Oprah went on like nothing was happening...

"Now Mr. Neelix I understand that you wore many hats aboard Voyager but probably the one you are most known for is your amazing skills in the kitchen."

Neelix a little flustered by Libby, who was still giving Harry and earful, said, "well now I don't like to brag but you really haven't lived until you have tasted my signature dish, Jambalian Chocolate Cake."

"Well why don't we do that then," she said as a big cake came rolling out onto the set, she pointed at random people as she concluded in her singsong voice, "you get chocolate cake, YOU get chocolate cake, EVERYONE gets chooooocolate caaaaaaake!!!!!!!!!!!!"


OOC: that is the end but anyone can add comments, in character or in ooc :)

also another point to nth for enduring abuse from libby :)
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(Janeway and Paris are in the turbolift)
Computer: "Ready to have the ride of your life? Well, you've come to the right place, the Turbolift of Terror!"
(Cue turbolift acting like a theme park ride)
Janeway: "Computer, halt turbolift!"
Computer: "Unable to comply. You're not having fun, yet."
-Revenge of the Computer
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Amica Hayes
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OOC: This is Kidda, I didn't feel like logging myself in lol

Moogie said that if no one had any comments to add in character or OOC about the story itself/ her 2nd attempt at modding then this story thread can be closed :)

Edit: I forgot to add that she says hello to all and she misses you alot and hopes to be back soon
Edited by Amica Hayes, Feb 21 2015, 09:31 AM.
..September 2014..
......January 2015..

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Kathryn Janeway
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ooc: We miss her too! Hope to see you both posting again soon! :)
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