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| Tuvok | Jun 28 2005, 09:36 AM Post #136 |
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Dear Seven, I am a married man myself, unfortunately divided from my loved ones for the time being (approx. 70 years according to the estimation of our Captain, but what are 70 years to a Vulcan, hey), but I feel I may able to guide you on your path to a fulfilling marriage. Not picking your husband, but helping you along on the way to find your dream mate (I said dream mate, not holo mate, Doc, stop pushing). One thing is for certain: You are not in a hurry, whatever all the human and photonic crew members which are eager to get you out of your catsuit tell you. Besides, Seven, you are considered somehow a virgin so please let an experienced Vulcan tell you: Don't marry the first bloke coming around. You may want to explore your physical abilities for a while (and, if I remember correctly, you started this in Tom's quartesr already). So, well, let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees, the flowers and the trees, the stars in the DeltaQuadrant sky and the Risa moon above... |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Seven of Nine | Jun 28 2005, 09:39 AM Post #137 |
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*sits down, fascinated* |
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| Lt. Torres | Jun 29 2005, 04:14 PM Post #138 |
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(decides to head to sickbay to get her ears checked.) |
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| Tuvok | Jun 29 2005, 09:26 PM Post #139 |
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Do you refer to the part about Seven in Tom's quarters? Then I wonder why you head to the Doc and don't rush to Tom! |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Lt. Torres | Jun 30 2005, 07:34 AM Post #140 |
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I was refering to the whole thing. |
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| Tuvok | Jun 30 2005, 07:38 AM Post #141 |
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I am usually not as fraternizing as you will know, but I think that Seven is in need of advice and support from an emotionally balanced crew member. And I'm the only one here. |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Lt. Torres | Jun 30 2005, 08:09 AM Post #142 |
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right nice excuse |
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| Tuvok | Jun 30 2005, 08:15 AM Post #143 |
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Thinking to himself: A Vulcan can always hide behind logic and make everyone else looking silly while pushing on the silliest things himself. Possibly our best feature, and mankind has not found out in hundreds of years now. |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Lt. Torres | Jun 30 2005, 08:44 AM Post #144 |
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ur probably thinking something stupid too |
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| Seven of Nine | Jun 30 2005, 12:19 PM Post #145 |
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OOC: ROTFLMAO! |
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| Tuvok | Jun 30 2005, 12:27 PM Post #146 |
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I get the feeling that B'Elanna and Seven see more through me than I thought |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Seven of Nine | Jun 30 2005, 12:42 PM Post #147 |
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Darn right. |
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| Tuvok | Jun 30 2005, 12:49 PM Post #148 |
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Was she talking or thinking now? Borgs aren't telephatic, aren't they? I must ask the Doc. If I possibly force myself to think of something else, like the Viidians, could I hide my real thoughts...? |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Seven of Nine | Jun 30 2005, 03:26 PM Post #149 |
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Whoa! Slow down! |
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| Tuvok | Jun 30 2005, 09:35 PM Post #150 |
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So that worked. I knew that Vulcan mind self-control is powerful thing. I just have not paid enough attetion to it lately, ahem |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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