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Character Counseling; I think a lot of us need it
Topic Started: Jun 17 2005, 11:47 AM (14,718 Views)
Seven of Nine
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OOC: Hey
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Tuvok
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I can do that as well:
Hi
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Neelix
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* Nervously shuffling feet, looking around like being chased *

Uhm, Lt. Torres, is this Character Counseling here? Well, I guess so.

I have the feeling that your husband has developed a strong dislike of me.
First he had holograms of me which he was vaporizing, and now he attacks me in person wherever he sees me, slapping, kicking, just a few minutes ago firing a phaser rifle at me. I don't know why he does. If he didn't like the meal I served, he just should say so. But I always prepare the stuff he wants, hot dogs, pizza, pasta, tacos. I really don't know.

And in between, he's slapping Seven and trying to destroy the holodecks and right now going havoc with a phaser trying to kill every crew member.

I really feel unsafe. I can't walk anywhere without constantly looking over my shoulder, I don't sleep, I don't eat. I really don't know what to do.
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Tom Paris
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Pikaboo!!!
*fires phaser rifle again*
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Neelix
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There!
* Hiding behind B'Elanna *
He does it again!
* Whimpers *
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Tom Paris
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*Walks over to Neelix so our faces are about a centimeter away*

"Boo!"
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Neelix
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Whaaaaaa!

* Falling on his ass and looking pretty silly *
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Tom Paris
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"Eat this!!!"

*Throws some of Neelix' own cooking down his throat, including that pizza*
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Seven of Nine
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Tom, stop it or I will erase your holodeck program with the Brazilian models who need to be checked for thong rash.
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Tom Paris
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I mean errr... no such program exists seven!!!
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Seven of Nine
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Then you won't mind if I delete it.

*enters command code, deletes the holodeck program*

There we go.
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Kathryn Janeway
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Aug 11 2005, 02:57 PM
Tom, stop it or I will erase your holodeck program with the Brazilian models who need to be checked for thong rash.

OOC: ROFLMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

IC: :blink: Tom, is there something you want to tell the rest of us?
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Seven of Nine
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Captain, he needs mental reprogramming
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Kathryn Janeway
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Well let's not resort to brain surgery just yet...
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Seven of Nine
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*gets rid of medical equipment* Crap. :borg:
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