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Character Counseling; I think a lot of us need it
Topic Started: Jun 17 2005, 11:47 AM (14,671 Views)
Lt. Chaim Rezit
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Harry Kim
Apr 4 2008, 04:24 PM
"You know, Kate. It's no secret I didn't want you for the job of Captain Janeway. Oh, no, no, no! I wanted Genevieve Bujold for this gig. But the powers that be wanted you. I told them you were a little cuckoo in the head. You keep it up, you'll be wishing you never auditioned for this series."

ooc: Just for the record, it wasn't the Powers that Be, she just didn't show up on set less than a week it, so they brought her back :)

BIC: Angered at how these men were treating his Captain, Chaim started screaming at them. "How dare you speak to her that way! Do you know who she is?!?!?!"
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Kathryn Janeway
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ooc: Yeah, Bujold quit. Couldn't deal with the quick pace of tv.

ic: "Calm down, Lieutenant." Janeway glanced around at the other random people milling about on the bridge, then made her way to Tuvok's station. "Do you have any ideas?"
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Harry Kim
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"Excuse me!"

Harry was chasing after a be-spectacled woman with short blond hair with a handful of garments in her arms so high she could barely see who called out to her.

"Excuse me," Harry repeated each syllable more slowly and loudly to the lady as if she was hard of hearing. "Could you take us to your leader?"
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It's all about the journey...
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Tuvok
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Meanwhile, Tuvok was showing Janeway a few things on his console.

"There seems to be a subroutine called B&B that is responsible for this as well as any other senseless garbage that ever happened to us."

He leaned towards Janeway and whispered
"If we remove it from system memory, we will lose a few crew members as well as a handful of log entries."

At Janeway's shocked face he explained in a even lower voice:
"These happenings which saw you and Mr. Paris turn into lizards and [cough] ... also will erased from the logs and everyone's memory like these never happened."

His finger hovering over the button, he gave Janeway the Vulcan equivalent of "Now do we have a deal?"-look.
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Kathryn Janeway
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Janeway ignored the comment about the lizards. She preferred to pretend that hadn't happened. "When you say "lose a few crew members" what do you mean?"
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Tuvok
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Tuvok looked indifferent.

"Like Mr. Neelix and Kes. When you remove the B&B subroutine, your log files change dramatically. Mr. Neelix and Kes will come abord, but Kes' life expectancy is 70 years. They will marry and Kes will be the first Ocampa to have 7 children. They all will be as annoying as their father."

Tuvok coughed again.

"After several embarrassing incidents, the log says, like finding one of the kids hiding under Mr. Paris bed during Tom's wedding night or like sticking posters of Neelix face all over the main screen, you threw them and their kids off the ship."
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Kathryn Janeway
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"I think I can live with that."
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Tuvok
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Under Janeway's scrutinizing look, he continued.

"There is bad news too. Seven Of Nine left us as well."

He glanced at Janeway.

"Actually, you wrapped her up in a force-field-secured escape bot yourself, the logfile says, and returned her to the Borg. THe reason was that in a vain attempt to fuel the warp engine, Seven filled it up with all the coffee that was on board, causing a coffee shortage that lasted quite a few months and you had to drink tea for half a year instead."

Tuvok wondered what the Captain would miss more - Seven or the coffee.
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Kathryn Janeway
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"I what? Why would I get so upset about coffee?"

ooc: Heh heh heh... the proximity of B&B begins causing severe character inconsistencies... ;)
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Tuvok
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OOC: Brilliant! BIC:

Tuvok gave her an incredulous look, then his fingers danced over the console for a few moments before he continued:

"May I bring it to your attention that nearly 30% of the first 7 years of our journey were consumed on the search for coffee or necessary energy to replicate it and *not* on flying home..."
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Kathryn Janeway
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"What? I hate caffeine!"

Suddenly realizing what she'd said, Janeway gasped and stared at Tuvok, who was staring back at her.
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"There are only two possible explanations to a quote like that," he said while tapping his comm badge.

"The first is --- Doctor, please come to the bridge, we have an medical emergency.---"

The he suddenly had a phaser in his hand, pointing at the Captain.

"The second is you are not Captain Janeway but an alien trying to fool us!"
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Kathryn Janeway
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ooc: ROFLMAO!!! I seriously laughed out loud at that.

I love this board.

ic: Janeway gave Tuvok a what are you thinking?! look. "Tuvok, put the phaser down."
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OOC : ;) BIC:

The look he got from her, Tuvok found, was neither from an alien nor from a Captain going nuts. He put the phaser away as told and sighed.

"Then why did you say you hate caffeine...?"
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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"I don't know. It was as if I was somebody else for a moment..." Janeway knew that sounded like she was going crazy, but fortunately for her sanity, a production assistant ran up in a moment of remarkably convenient timing.

"Kate!" He paused to adjust his thick-rimmed glasses, then rambled on in a voice that sounded like it was channeled through his nose. "Rick says to expect a new script for the next episode. They're cutting the coffee habit. Said it promotes chemical addiction, and we want to be as family friendly as possible." At that last statement, he flashed a huge grin, then ran off again.

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