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Character Counseling; I think a lot of us need it
Topic Started: Jun 17 2005, 11:47 AM (14,662 Views)
Tuvok
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Tuvok looked up and answered instead.

"It seems that for almost all of 'B&B' are responsible and have to be blamed. Remember those forum entries by, ahem, fans, we read? Also, these fíles here prove that all these horrible things were written by Berman and Braga mostly."
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Kathryn Janeway
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Janeway's death glare came to rest on Berman, who looked decidedly uncomfortable. "We need to talk," she said.

"We didn't know!" he said defensively.

"Of course not, but in the future, please avoid making our trip harder than it already is. Actually, why don't you just write us home in your next episode?"
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Lt. Chaim Rezit
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ooc: So I did, sorry :). And can we see ooc comments?

BIC: "Oh, right, of course. Let's see here, what's the next episode? Oh, yes, "Timeless."

A diabolical B&B-style idea had formed in his now-non-numbed (say that 10x fast :P) brain. "Sure, we'll bring you home to the Alpha quadrant next episode. It's actually going to be our 100th!"
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Harry Kim
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Harry suddenly found his fingers caressing the shiny surface of the object now deep in thought and whispering to himself.

"100th episode," he mumbled. "I want to be the star!"
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Kathryn Janeway
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Janeway was a little surprised by how easy that seemed. "You'll write us home? Just like that?"
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Tuvok
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Tuvok raised his eyebrow in deep concern and started to work on his PADD instead of Berman's computer.

After a few moments, he proclaimed:

"According to this thing called Memory Alpha-" he shoot a look to Berman - "we *can* look into the future right now as our PADDs still contain the data we collected when all this was *past* for us, as I said according to this, this episode sees Voyager crashing on a planet and everyone dies, except Chakotay and Harry Kim who make it back to Earth in the Delta Flyer. I have not checked the whole episode but this premise is anythig but 'writing us home'."

Tuvok wondered what would follow the Janeway deathglare.
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Harry Kim
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That's totally BRILL! Braga thought as he began piecing together aspects of the episode in his time-travel/alternate universe-infested mind.
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Kathryn Janeway
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The death glare came, as expected, to rest on Berman. "That's not what I had in mind."
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Tuvok
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"May I remind you of you-know-what?" Tuvok coughed into Berman's direction and the man changed colors again. Braga looked at his partner interested.

"You-know-who may become suspicious..." Tuvok added.


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Kathryn Janeway
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"Tuvok, what are you talking about?"
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Tuvok
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Tuvok leaned over to Janeway and whispered:

"The correct term would be blackmailing. --- I found out that Berman, while tipsy from dringing Champagne at 9am sharp with the studio bosses, ahem, *rested* his hand on Jeri Ryan's extended back and Jeri in turn *rested* her hand on Berman's face. Now he knows when Braga finds out there will be murder so he so very cooperative to avoid that."
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Kathryn Janeway
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"Who's Jeri Ry... Oh."
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Tuvok
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Tuvok nodded silently but with a grave face like he was going to behead Berman with his own hands every moment. Then again, it probably was his usual expression possibly.

"We should try it out with a minor task to see if it worls," he suggested.

[size=1]OOC: ... which, as we know, won't work...[/size]
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Lt. Chaim Rezit
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Rick brightened up. He had the answer! "Well, if you really think about it, Mr. Kim here fails to fix a problem, which in turn causes the ship to crash. But in an alternate universe- using the Hugh Everett III's "Many Worlds Interpretation" Voyager makes it home!" He looked up triumphantly. "You see! I did it!"
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"No, thank you. We'd like to make it home in our own universe."
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