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| Tuvok | Sep 25 2008, 12:13 AM Post #1171 |
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Tuvok already started working at his tricoder while Janeway spoke. "Here," he said to Phantom, "Press here and here and then---" He gave her instructions and Phantom started to work with the pad, cautiosly at first and then with beginning enthusiasm. It is said that the voice that muttered "I have no clue what I'm doing here and I hope they don't catch me for it!" resembled hers a lot. "There seems to be something called webcam installed in Mr. Schwarzeneggers personal office," Tuvok explained, "Let's activate it!" It is also said that the voice heard before went "Uh-oh!" A window popped up on Phantom's monitor, a huge office came into view. There was only one man in there and he smoked a big cigar while going through some papers. "Isn't there a smoking ban in your time, even for governors?" Tuvok inquired matter-of-factly. |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Kathryn Janeway | Sep 25 2008, 11:01 PM Post #1172 |
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"Not on cigarettes. Just pot and stuff like that." ooc: :lol: Can't wait to see how Tuvok takes that one... |
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| Harry Kim | Sep 26 2008, 01:54 PM Post #1173 |
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Harry's skin was changing colors. He was turning white. He was turning black. Hair was growing hair all over his back. He was growing tall. He was growing short. He started laughing ending with a snort. "Oh, my," Dr. Drone exclaimed. "This is fun!" "Not for me it isn't!" Harry disagreed furiously as he pointed his phaser at the neurotic dentist. "This is set on STUN!" |
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| Lt. Chaim Rezit | Oct 20 2008, 04:42 AM Post #1174 |
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ooc: Just to move this along... BIC: "Pot?" Chaim repeated incredulously, "how do you smoke a pot?" |
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| Kathryn Janeway | Oct 20 2008, 09:10 AM Post #1175 |
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"Oh. Marijuana?" Phantom asked, wondering if such drugs even existed in the twenty-fourth century. |
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| Tuvok | Oct 21 2008, 01:03 AM Post #1176 |
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Tuvok (almost) looked shocked. He leaned over to Phantom's computer and spoke into the tiny microphone: "Is this Marijuana?" Schwarzenegger startled like Billy-o. "Who - where - what - why...?" Arnie stammered with a feverish eye. Edited by Tuvok, Oct 21 2008, 01:04 AM.
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December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Kathryn Janeway | Oct 21 2008, 04:54 PM Post #1177 |
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Phantom grabbed the microphone from Tuvok. "Don't! That's the governor! And besides, he can kill you with his pinky!" ooc: Lol :P |
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| Harry Kim | Oct 22 2008, 05:16 PM Post #1178 |
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Meanwhile, back in Dr. Nth Drone's dental office, the mad doctor lunged towards the unsuspecting ensign. Harry instinctively pressed the button and a red stream connected with Dr. Drone's chest at point blank range. His body crashed to the floor as Harry jumped out of the way. "I'm so sorry, Miss," he said to the startled assistant who ran out of the office screaming. "Okay, that went well." He hunched over the computer and began typing away. |
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| Kathryn Janeway | Oct 22 2008, 10:13 PM Post #1179 |
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ooc: Hahaha, you shot yourself! Er, your fictional self shot your real self. No wait, your fictional self shot your fictional real self! Okay, that is confusing. :p |
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| Tuvok | Oct 28 2008, 02:51 AM Post #1180 |
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"With his pinky? That's highly unrealistic and therefore illogical." He caught a strained look from Janeway. "Logical observations of the Captains' last remarks aside, I think we could illustrate our point sufficiently for Phantom... could we prove that we have control over even your most secured military or political systems in a way that was impossible in those times?" |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Kathryn Janeway | Oct 28 2008, 05:30 PM Post #1181 |
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"Please don't!" Phantom was a bit concerned about the prospect of her computer being used to hack into the government's files, and was already quite convinced anyway. "I get it!" |
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| Tuvok | Oct 29 2008, 11:00 PM Post #1182 |
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Tuvok sensed that Phantom was changing her views and beliefs about what was happening. "Have we arrived at a point where we could have a serious talk between you and us starfleet officers from the 24th century?" he asked her, packing inside again the mind-blowing fact that they were here in Phantom's room for real - a Vulcan acid test to see if she actually accepted it. |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Harry Kim | Oct 30 2008, 06:32 AM Post #1183 |
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Reading through everyone's post, Harry thought long and hard to determine where he should write himself into the mix of things. Should he beam himself over to the Governor's office? Maybe he should get back with the rest of the group? What if he wrote that everyone found their way back to the 24th century? "I'm an ensign," he said miserably. "I don't know what to do! I need guidance!" |
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| Tuvok | Oct 30 2008, 12:26 PM Post #1184 |
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OOC: ROFL. That's brilliant nth! |
December 2014 Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you! Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706 | |
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| Kathryn Janeway | Oct 30 2008, 09:35 PM Post #1185 |
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ooc: HAHAHAHAHA, nice! You should totally write yourself over, or post on the message board asking what to do. ![]() ic: "Yes. Okay. This is weird." |
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