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Character Counseling; I think a lot of us need it
Topic Started: Jun 17 2005, 11:47 AM (14,655 Views)
Harry Kim
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ATTENTION: CAPTAIN JANEWAY

Harry began furiously tapping away at what the good old doctor referred to as a keyboard, trying to get his commanding officer's attention.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS...

Just then he heard a high-pitched sound that grew louder and louder. Are those sirens? he thought. Suddenly the door burst open.

"That's him, officer," said the assistant pointing a finger at the startled ensign as a tall man in navy blue uniform emblazoned with large gold symbols on their chest, much like his communicator, approached the target. Another man dressed in the same gear waited in the hallway just outside the office door.

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Kathryn Janeway
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ooc: Oh no! Lol... this just keeps getting better and better!

ic: "So... what is it you want, then?"

Janeway took a deep breath. "We think we're here because of your message board."

Phantom stared at them. "You're kidding."

"No," Janeway shook her head, "unfortunately not. So we need you to write us home."

"That's it?" Phantom blinked. "I just write a post saying you got home, and then 'poof'?"

"That's what we're hoping."
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Lt. Chaim Rezit
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ooc: ROFL- that's great Nth!!

BIC: Yeah, Chaim thought, hoping would be the operative word here.
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"Nothing renews your appreciation for the military like the threat of invasion from life-sucking aliens." - The Doc (sort of)
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Tuvok
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"Excuse me Phantom", Tuvok cut in matter-of-factly, still wondering how Janeway could successfully comunicate with a girl that lived, compared to them, in the stone-age, by exchanging words like 'poof'.
The girl looked up and he pointed out the window.
"There are a couple of girls out there coming up and waving at your window."
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Kathryn Janeway
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"Uhoh..." Phantom opened the window. "Now's not a good time, guys!"
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Tuvok
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"But we've seen you in the NBC Breaking News!" they screamed enthusiastically.
"Did you really have a chat with Arnie?"
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Kathryn Janeway
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ooc: O...M...G.... :p

ic: "Um, no, I don't know what you're talking about, bye!" Phantom quickly pulled the cord on the blinds and whirled to look at the crowd in her room. "We need to leave, now! Can you transport us to somewhere... not here?"
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Harry Kim
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Harry was roughly thrust into the backseat of the police car as the staff stood trembling nearby. An ambulance careened into the parking lot and rushed inside the office to retrieve Dr. Drone's limp body.

"The guy has no ID, sir," the shorter officer said to the officer who was already behind the wheel.

"So we take him to I.N.S.!" the blond officer responded, his curls peeping from underneath his police hat.
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Tuvok
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OOC: nth that sub-thread of our sub-psycho-theread of the uber-psycho-thread... whatever, I seems to develop nicely and I enjoy reading it and can#t wait what happens next. Meanhwile... IC:

"We are not sure if we can operate the transporter at what they called 'the studios' from here, but where should we beam to? What place do you have in mind?"

With a cool gesture (not intended as such, just a Vulcan matter-of-factly talking from one officer to the other officer) he handed his tricoder over to Phantom who had not completely wiped the feverish look from her face.

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Kathryn Janeway
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"Anywhere else, because you guys just used my computer to breach governmental security, and they know, which means people will be coming here, which means they'll find you." She stared at the tricorder in Tuvok's hand for a moment. "What do you want me to do with this?"
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Tuvok
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Tuvok took the tricorder back.
"In that case I suggest returning to Berman's office. He has a nervous breakdown anyway and will not interfere. Nor would anyone believe him."
Moments later, Phantom experienced beaming herself.
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"That..." Phantom was momentarily speechless. "That was so COOL!"

ooc: Wow, I'm totally characterizing myself as an airhead, lol.
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Tuvok
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OOC: I assume everyone of us would come out like an airhead if *that* actually happens. In order to let nth finish his sub-plot, I extend the overall madness by adding another smallish twist for the rest of the crew, and Phantom: IC:

Tuvok coughed.
"I'm sorry to say something went wrong," he explained, "The tricorder seemed to have picked up some information from Phantom's computer."

*So much for 24th century techniology* seemed to be on the mind of someone we leave unmentioned here.

But, most important, there was no explaining necessary as the scene unfolding proved without words that something had gone wrong:

The big man was almost suffocating from his cigar. His eyes popped out of their sockets and he yelled:
"How in the name of ---- did you get in here? Didn't my secretary tell you I'm busy?"
He stoppped dead and his eyes widened even more.
"Hey, I know you!" he said to Janeway, "You're that actress from Star Trek."
The man eased a bit.
"I really love your performance. Girl power an' all. Kickin' everyone's butt in the galaxy when they asked for it. Yeah, greart acting, lady. We could exchange autographs, will we? I miss yours. I got The Shats, and Picard whats-his-name but --- Oh, but why did you put on your costumes?"

When the man finally paused, Tuvok coughed again and said: "Mr. Schwarzenegger, I presume?"

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Kathryn Janeway
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"You've got to be kidding..." Phantom muttered.

"I think you have me confused with someone else," Janeway said, as reserved as she could possibly be. This had the potential to become very very bad, very very quickly.
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Tuvok
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Arnie blinked then grinned from ear to ear.
"As you say, lady, but the fella over there-" Schwarzenegger pointed at Tuvok "-still got his plastic pointy ears on. And I guess I remember him too from the series. --- Oh! Are you folks going for a look alike contest? Is there a convention in the city?"
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