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More housecleaning!
Topic Started: Oct 14 2006, 06:09 PM (6,468 Views)
Lt. Torres
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Hey Neelix come here... *when he didn't, she stalked over, grabbed him, and carried him out of the room. She came back with a satisfied smile* There its done...Can I get a promotion?
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Qfan

YES! I now promote you to Chief Annoyance Killer....of Do0m!
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Kathryn Janeway
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"Wait, he might come back... arm yourselves."

ooc: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Neelix
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Taa-daaaa!

* Neelix jumping back into the room, superman-like cape around his shoulders with an "A" instead of an "S" on it, and, 'natch, wildly patterned in striking colors *
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Qfan

"OH NOES!" *hides behind Kathryn*
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Kathryn Janeway
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"Break out the compression phaser rifles!!!!!"

ooc: :D

ic: *grabs Betsy*

ooc: FYI, Betsy is Janeway's phaser rifle she keeps under the bed.
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Qfan

'SAVE ME KATHRYN!"
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Neelix
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I am not Superman! I am bigger and worse! I don't need no super weapons, I don't need no super powers! I can overwhelm you just with my senseless gibbering shot out at warp 9.9; I can talk more annoying syllables in one second than all of the crew combined! I can bore you to death with my gabble, I can shock you to coma with things like "Here's more leeola root cream for you, Commander!" or "There is no more coffee, Captain, I threw it outta the airlock!" Your biggest fears have come true - here I am (pointing to the A on his chest), ANNOYANCE MAN!!!!!!

Now about you, Chakotay......!!

Mwuahahahahaha!
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Kathryn Janeway
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*shoots him*

ooc: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Neelix
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* Falling down to the floor, but before he passes out, he covers Chakotay with a metric ton of leeola root cream *
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Qfan

"oh gods! OWOWOOWOWOWOWOOW the pain!!!!"
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Kathryn Janeway
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"Computer, initiate emergency leola root poisoning procedures!"

A sweep begins to cross the bridge, vaporizing traces of leola root.
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Tuvok
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* Tuvok, logical, cool and sober as usual, but also as strict and determined in hois decisions as usual: *

The Vulcan Neck Pinch wouldn't be enough here.

* Breaking out a huge sledgehammer of the size of Neelix' head (head, not brain!) *

Logic requires that I smash you to pieces, Mr. Neelix.
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706


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Qfan

*pulls out pompoms and starts to cheer*
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Kathryn Janeway
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*"accidentally" disables internal sensors so this doesn't go on record* ;)
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