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More housecleaning!
Topic Started: Oct 14 2006, 06:09 PM (6,467 Views)
Tuvok
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* Tuvok finds the time to mutter "Much appreciated, Captain" in between smashes against Neelix' head. *

That's better than six hours of medidation...
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Kathryn Janeway
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ooc: lol

ic: :comm: Bridge to security, remove any and all traces of leola root from the ship and vaporize them. :comm:
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Tuvok
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Captain, the security team reports that there are traces of leeola root inside Mr. Neelix' stomach. How does that comply with your earlier order?
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Kathryn Janeway
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"I'm sure you can figure something out, Tuvok."

ooc: heehee, being evil is fun! :P ;)
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Harry Kim
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IC: Okay, who took my clarinet? I left it right here!
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Tuvok
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Mr. Neelix used some thin, longish object for lunch; he opened it two have two halfes and placed olives filled with garlic and herbs in it, for the Italian buffet. It was wooden inside and looked black on the outside, if i remember correctly.

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Kathryn Janeway
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ooc: LOLOL... "where's my clarinet?" "I ate it" *snort*

ic: "Somebody ate his clarinet? I think I know how to figure that out..."

:comm: Bridge to sickbay... :comm:
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Harry Kim
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*Harry waits impatiently for sickbay to respond*

IC: Captain, may I suggest we perform an omnimorphic sweep of the entire ship to isolate the exact molecular structure of my clarinet? The replicators should have the specifications on file. I can modify internal sensors to scan for the wood it was made of. We might be able to beam it out of..whomever has consumed it!
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* Neelix comes out of the kitchen, something holding in his hands *

Aaaah Captain, good to see you, I fixed some delicious little snack which is perfect for you. These are black olives stuffed with garlic and herbs, and green olives stuffed with feta cheese. Rather plain and traditional, but delicious, I have to say, no Chili, no leeola root. Please Captain, at least try one of each.

* With these words, Neelix places something on the table where Janeway, Tuvok and Kim are sitting, two longish objects, black on the outside, wooden inside which look like they belong together and would form some sort of tube if put together, filled with black and green olives respectively. *
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Harry Kim
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*Looks at Neelix indignantly*

IC:"Neelix...how could you? Where did you get that? That's MY clarinet. I left it right here. How would you feel if I just took your...leeola root...and played music with it?"

*Shakes his head as if to show moderate disgust over the disrespect*
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Kathryn Janeway
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ooc: Hey, this is housecleaning... this could be interesting... lol

ic: "Those "olives" look suspiciously like peppers."
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Qfan

"And that cheese looks oddly like...well, paper."
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Harry Kim
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*Harry picks up the rubbish Neelix had placed on the table and turns to Chakotay.*

IC:"May I, Commander?"

He stares at the Commander as if saying Can I recycle this crap and replicate myself a new clarinet? and waits for his response.

OOC: After this, I plan on recycling ALL of the Leeola root Neelix has stashed away in the gally, his quarters and in cargo bay 1. Ever wonder why we never hear of cargo bay 1? That's because anyone who opens the doors to that cargo bay would be drowned in an avalanche of Leeola roots courtesy of Mr. Neelix! :D
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"Go ahead Mr. Kim."
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Harry Kim
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*Harry gets rid of the rubbish at the nearest replicator as a new clarinet materializes in its place*

IC:"Ah, a brand new flute."Turns to Neelix."Now about that stash of Leeola roots..."

*Harry goes down to Cargo Bay 1 and cleans out the remaining Leeola root on board*

IC:"No wonder we didn't detect anymore Leeola root on the ship. Neelix, somehow managed to erect a forcefield around the cargo bay that would register as empty when scanned with internal sensors."

TH: Now how can an idiot like Neelix rig that up?
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