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More housecleaning!
Topic Started: Oct 14 2006, 06:09 PM (6,453 Views)
Icheb
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Don't you call me 'Itchy'! Only my friend Q can call me that! And, captain? I can't fix the problem. I didn't think of a solution when I created the problem.


*giggles*
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Harry Kim
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Harry discreetly sets his fragile little tea cup down upon his console and only then does he procure his phaser from his holster and aim it at the Brunali Borg Brute.

"Give my mommy her coffee or say hello to your deity!"
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Icheb
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*manuevers around the green ensign and trips him, disarms him and injects his assimilation tubules into Kim*

Consider yourself assimilated!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!



:klingon: :klingon: :klingon:


*what a wuss!*
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Harry Kim
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"H-help me, some...body!" Harry convulsed on the floor, his color changing to a grayish tint. Organelles of cybernetic appearance began erupting on his skin throughout his entire body. "Uuurrghh..."
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Tuvok
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Icheb
Aug 18 2007, 02:57 AM
Harry, I've deleted 'coffee' from the replicator's memory files. It has a recursive delete program that will oppose any attempt to re-install the program.

*chuckles*

Moaning a pitiful LOL...
Even in Housecleaning this means BIG trouble, or as Elvis sang:
If you're looking for trouble, you came to the right place
If you're looking for trouble, just look in Kathys' face...
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Kathryn Janeway
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"Oh, not again." *phasers both Icheb and Harry*

"Tuvok, fix the replicator. I want coffee NOW!"
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Tuvok
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Within seconds, Tuvok rushes by with a cup full of steamin' hot coffee, black.

"Captain, I always have a replicator coffee subroutine backed up in my personal files, for emergencies like that..."

Looking at Janeway with big puppy dog eyes.
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
Image gallery: http://s11.zetaboards.com/Voyager/single/?p=8038291&t=7491706


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Kathryn Janeway
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"Thanks." *looks at the unconscious people* "We should probably get them to sickbay."
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Harry Kim
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*comatose*
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Qfan

*kicks the comatose Itcheb* "I am the only one allowed to take away Kathryn's coffee you twit!" *glare*
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Harry Kim
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*gets beamed to sickbay*
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Tuvok
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Tuvok shoving the unconscious crew members under some tables.

"We need some space here in case the Captain wants to shoot some more coffee pirates.", he explains.
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Harry Kim
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*I guess Harry didn't beam to sickbay*
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Tuvok
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* Tuvok shoving Harry under his own table, comfortably resting his feet on Harry's back *
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Harry Kim
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*gains consciousness and is repulsed by Tuvok's smelly feet on his back.*
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