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Chakotay supervising Janeway's caffeine withdrawal
Topic Started: Jan 1 2007, 11:09 PM (3,176 Views)
Harry Kim
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*abruptly stops crying*


"You're right! I'll do something radical and UNEXPECTED from a model starfleeet officer!"


* he gets up from the deck and storms out of whatever room we turn out to be in*


"I'm getting rid of all the coffee on the ship, including all replicator programs for coffee, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!"
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Kira Althrai
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Trying to ignore the angry, horrified look from Janeway, Kira shouted after him
"Wait, Harry! That's not- what I meant.... crap."
She turned and gave an awkward, fake smile to Janeway, who was giving her a look that very well might kill her.
"I'll um- I'll go take care of that." She said, exiting the room with incredible swiftness and speed.
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Tuvok
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Kira Althrai
Sep 4 2007, 03:24 AM
She turned and gave an awkward, fake smile to Janeway, who was giving her a look that very well might kill her.

OOC: That, dear Kira, is the copyrighted trademarked unique Janeway Deathglare the crew tries to avoid at any price. So you got to know, LOL.
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Logical, sober, well-shaved and unbearably reasonable. Commander Tuvok ready to enervate you!
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Harry Kim
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TH: Where do I start to destroy all the coffee on this ship?

Harry was sauntering here and there, looking for ways to get rid of all the coffee on the ship.
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Tuvok
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You will fail, I guarantee.
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Harry Kim
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Harry opens a spatial fissure, plunges his arm into it and extracts and alternate timeline Kes. Using her god-like psionic capabilities, she hurls both herself and Harry into Krenim space where Harry commandeers the Time Ship and returns to Voyager. He aims the chronoton-based weapon at the captain's ready room where Janeway is sipping a cup of coffee and erases coffee from existence.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kathryn Janeway
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*Kills Harry with her glare*

ooc: Thread moved to housecleaning. Remember to stay believable in non-housecleaning threads, guys. ;)
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Harry Kim
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*eyes staring at ceiling, unseeing*
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Kathryn Janeway
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"If I don't have coffee in my hand within five minutes, I am going to set this ship on self-destruct!"

ooc: Heehee... let's have some time travel fun!
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Harry Kim
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*bursts into flames and rises from his own ashes, running to the captain, reaching out with a freshly brewed cup of coffee*


"Here you go, cap!"
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Kathryn Janeway
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"Thank you. Now go back in time and re-instate coffee."
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Harry Kim
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"Um...how do I do that?"


"And how did I brew coffee if all coffee has been erased from time?"



TH: So that must be tea I just gave the captain...Oooops! Don't do anything, Harry. Just back away. She won't notice the difference...
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Kira Althrai
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Kira rested her forehead in her hand and couldn't help but laugh as she watched from a time window somewhere...
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Kathryn Janeway
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Janeway took a sip. There was a long...long... pause.

*Kills Harry with her glare again*

ooc: :lol:
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Harry Kim
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*Dies a painless death*




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*Again*
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