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Ship Tribble.
Topic Started: Aug 29 2009, 06:12 AM (803 Views)
Rose
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B'Elanna moved into the middle of her corridors and screamed at the ceiling in a bellow only a Klingon could. Would it be wrong to transport all these fuzzy balls of nuisance into space?
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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ooc: lol I like how the Klingon wants to kill them all...'cause after Scotty transported all the Tribbles onto the Klingon ship, the Empire destroyed the Tribble planet out of rage. XD

bic: "Seriously though, how did tribbles get into this quadrant?" Chakotay said aloud to himself, opening a pannel on the corridor outside his quarters and discovering something bizarre.

:comm: Security teams to Chaokotay's quarters. There is a tribble outside my room that has been assimilated by the Borg, and is giving birth to all the tribbles on the ship! :comm:

Chakotay wondered why all the other tribbles weren't drone-ified, and suspected that it must have been due to the special physiology of tribbles. Since they are born pregnant, the DNA in the fetuses never had a chance to be rewritten upon assimilation, and so only one of the tribbles was actually a drone.

:comm: Chakotay to Neelix. When you got your tribble, didn't you notice that it has Borg implants all over it?!?!? Darn it, Neelix, the ONE tribble in the entire Delta Quadrant and you find it! :comm:
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ooc: I just realized, I'm a Klingon! Klingons have issues with tribbles.
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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ooc: that's right, BLT! And Worf really never went into detail about WHY that is! Maybe that could be a storyboard we can work on?!? Hmmm.... what do you guys think?

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"Tom, I don't understand why you're being such a --" Harry stopped dead in his tracks. "Wait. Do you hear that?"
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B'Elanna snarled as she ran out of her quarters. The sound those tribbles were making was giving her a headache. "I Hate Tribbles!!!!" She stormed towards the nearest turbolift, tripping over a tribble. "And I hate Neelix!"
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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ooc: Klingons hate Tribbles because Scotty beamed them onto a Klingon warbird in "The Trouble With Tribbles"

bic: Chakotay pulled out a phaser and attempted to kill the drone-Tribble, but it was protected by Borg adaptation shielding and was unaffected. He tried all the settings he could but they failed. The tribble began shuffling toward him and he started to run away. "Where is my security??"
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ooc: Chuckles, so I'm guessing your still in your quarters and Neelix is still with you? and Tommy boy, what deck are we on where I nearly collided into you?
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B'Elanna ran into the turbolift. "Engineering!" she shouted before looking around her. As the lift began to move, she heard the screeching of 15 tribbles on the floor around her. "Great."
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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OCC: Er...how to Tribbles fall under "biological and technological distinctiveness" again? Sure they are born pregnant but I really don't see that being the reason for assimilation, then again it would help the Borg produce more drones very quickly...
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David heard Chakotay's call for security and he put on a clean uniform, grabbed a phaser rifle from a weapons locker and joined up with another security team that was headed to Chakotay's quarters. They got there as the Tribble/Borg was shuffling towards him. They shot it with the rifles but it adapted quickly. David then decided to do something very unorthodox. He went up to the Tribble and gave it a little kick so that it ended up on it's back. Or whatever passed for a back on a Tribble. "Should I pick it up?"
"So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing, a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it... Computer, erase that entire personal log."

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occ: "Tom, I don't understand why you're being such a --" Harry stopped dead in his tracks. "Wait. Do you hear that?"
occ: deck 11

"What did you hear?"
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"Good work, Ensign. I never would have thought to kick it onto its back! No, don't pick it up, let's make Neelix do that. Neelix, get over here and dispose of this abomination!"

ooc: is someone doing Neelix on here?
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ooc: Pete usually does Neelix. He's really good at being annoying. Also, who're you talking to IC? Harry is with Tom. Are we with you?

BIC:

A purring could be hear getting louder and louder and seemingly more numerous.

"Here," Harry said brandishing his tricorder against the panel. "Give me a hand removing this, Tom."
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ooc: He was talking to David.

bic: Stuck in a small turbolift with screaming fuzz balls, B'Elanna pressed herself against the wall. She waited for the doors to open. She waited and waited and waited. Nothing seemed to be happening. The turbolift wasn't moving anymore. "Oh great," she screamed, "why is the only half Klingon on board this ship the one stuck in a turbolift with 15 TRIBBLES!!!"
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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ooc: Plus, they're multiplying, BLT! HAHAHAHA! You better hope those doors open up soon otherwise you'll be squished against the TL walls! HAHHAHAA!
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OCC: Come on B'Elanna, you are the chief engineer! You can er engineer your way out of the turbolift.
"So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing, a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it... Computer, erase that entire personal log."

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