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A switch or two.
Topic Started: Jan 11 2010, 01:12 PM (2,985 Views)
Kathryn Janeway
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Janeway nodded, and the two were through the turbolift doors before anyone had a chance to say anything.
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Rose
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"Ok this is not good!" B'Elanna screamed turning to Janeway. "I can't be you! No one could be you. I'm so going to mess up and get this whole crew killed and," she took a deep breath, "I just can't do this! Why did I have to change bodies with the captain!?!"
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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EMH
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ooc: Are you in sickbay yet?
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Rose
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ooc: not yet. Still in the turbolift
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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Kathryn Janeway
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"Relax. They're not going to kill anybody if you mess up." Janeway took a deep breath; she was equally displeased with the situation. Why the one day she was supposed to negotiate for supplies? Why not the other three weeks of the month where the fate of the ship wasn't hanging in the balance? "It's not a very complicated ceremony, so even if the Doctor can't fix this in the next ten minutes, I can tell you what to do."
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Rose
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"Have you met me, captain?" B'Elanna asked with wide eyes. "I don't do people things. I'm a machine person!" Her hands were shaking slightly. "Maybe we can implant a comm in my ear- like they dud in the 20th century spy movies. You can then tell me what to do." B'Elanna stared at the captain, fear written all over her face.
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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"That's not a bad idea." Janeway considered. "I should still give you the basics, just in case."

The turbolift arrived, and the two strode quickly to sickbay, trying to avoid eye contact with the passing crew members.
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ooc: LOL! I love this... this is turning out to be awesome comedy! :D
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Rose
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As the two of them entered sickbay B'Elanna glanced around for the Doctor. He was no where to be seen. "Hey doc we've got a medical emergancy here!"
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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Kathryn Janeway
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"If I started talking like that, there would most definitely be a medical emergency," Janeway muttered. Then, a little louder, "Computer, activate the EMH."
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EMH
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The EMH appeared out of thin air with the familiar shizzle of a hologram coming into being.

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency," he said as he has always done, hundreds of times then turned to face the captain. "Ah, B'elanna. You said this was a private matter. Are you sure you want the captain here?" he turned to B'elanna now, "No offense, captain."
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Kathryn Janeway
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"Doctor," Janeway had abandoned trying to sound like Torres and now adopted her customary hands-on-the-hips posture, "B'Elanna and I have switched bodies. I need to be on an alien ship performing a greeting ritual in exchange for dilithium in ten minutes. Can you find a way to reverse it in time?"
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"Yeah, please doc," B'Elanna said, sounding very much like herself. "I really don't want to have to do any ritual today. I just want to repair some problems and have dinner with my husband."
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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Kathryn Janeway
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"You're going to have to explain this to him," Janeway commented. "This morning was a bit awkward."
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"A lot ackward," B'Elanna corrected with a shrug. "When I woke up today, Doctor, I wasn't in my quarters. I wasn't next to my husband and the face in the mirror wasn't mine. It was the captain's."
(While Tom watches tv)
Torres: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
Paris: Oo! Hockey!
Torres: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
Paris: Ah ha.
Torres: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
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