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| Elf Porn (mature audiences); It's not what it sounds like! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 27 2006, 11:33 AM (869 Views) | |
| Tabris Macbeth | Jun 27 2006, 11:33 AM Post #1 |
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The Baddest Ass
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(deep breath) Okay. Elf Porn is a mature drama. Not, not, not, not, NOT a porno! Not at all! No sir-ee bob! Still, this project is, technically, for mature audiences only. Then again, it's not as if you can see anything, at the moment. Now, a few wee notes on the characters: Malan Seroei (mah-lahn see-row-ay) race: wood elf A naive girl from the country who came to the city to try her hand at modeling. Unfortunately for her, she doesn't know what kind of modeling she'll be doing...hehe... Neori Marid (nee-oree mah-rid) race: dark elf Brash and self centered, but only because she knows full well that the only person she can rely on is herself. Yanava Olyeli (yah-nah-vah ole-yeh-li) race: high elf A rich girl who hopes she can kick off her modeling career with her good lucks, and not her family's fortune Eyoli Sa'Myn (ee-yol-ee sah-mine) race: half elf A poor, fragile young lady who's just trying to get by. Years of abuse at the hands of foster families has left her with little desire to get close to anyone. Reon Yatamei (ya-tam-ay) race: fall elf (high/dark hybrid) The eccentric and enigmatic loon who founded the Moontouch Publishing company. And- brace yourself- she is a LESBIAN ELF! (Anyone else think "Lesbian Elf" would make a good title for...like, anything?) Genevieve Ballad (bahl-lahd) race: human A gifted art prodegy studying at the local university. To pay for her tuition, she works as the photographer and assistant editor for Moontouch Publishing. Kind of a nerd. Right. Without further ado, here's elves gettin' naked! Leaf Fall (Malan- luggage in hand- finds herself in the city.) Malan v/o: Dear Mother and Father... (Malan maneuvers her way through the busy streets.) Malan v/o: The city is so teeming with life! Everything is moving, everyone is going somewhere. It was like a strong flowing river... Malan: (bumping into people) Excuse me! Pardon me! Oh, excuse me! Malan v/o: And I felt like a pebble caught in the currents. Malan: Um, excuse me? Could...um, excuse me? Sir? A moment of... (sighs) Neori: New in town, woody? (Neori is leaning against a nearby building.) Malan: A...a dark elf? Neori: Yeah. I'm dark. So? Malan: Oh, no! I didn't mean anything by that! It's just that I lived in the country all my life, and- Neori: Save your life story, lady. So, ever been here? Malan: N- Neori: No, right? Yeah, you obviously aren't a city girl. You need a guide, right? Malan: Yes! That would be so helpful! Neori: 'kay. T- (looks her over) Twenty crowns. Malan: Twenty? Oh my. That seems a bit steep. Neori: Hey, city's a expensive place. Usual going rate's forty. Just trying to be nice to a poor country girl, but- Malan: No! Twenty seems very reasonable! (She reaches into her purse and shells out the money, which Neori quickly pockets.) Neori: (smiles) Alright then. So, where to? Malan: I'm looking for the Moontouch Publishing Company. Neori: Hmm. Don't say. Well, this way. (Neori walks off in the direction that Malan was coming from.) Malan: But I came from that way. Neori: Ya miss it, then. (Malan dodges a few people and catches up to Neori. Some kid in a group of punks points at them.) Punk: Go home, pointers! Neori: (flips them off) Fuck you, pal! Malan: Um...what was that about? Neori: ...Never grew up around humans, huh? Malan: No. The occasional traveler came through our town, but- Neori: Yeah. Things are a lot different here. Malan: Different? What do you mean? Neori: (under breath) Hick. (outloud) Oh! There it is! (Neori points to a modest-sized building on the city outskirts. The company's sign is hanging above the door.) Malan: Um...are you sure this is it? Neori: Sign says "Moontouch", right? Malan: Well, yes, but...it seems a bit small. Neori: Yeah, we're small scale. (goes inside) Malan: "We"? Wait... (Malan follows Neori inside. Behind the counter/desk sits Yanava, flipping through a magazine and looking bored out of her mind.) Yanava: (muttering) Cheap harlot. Most would just hire- (looks up) We do not have public restrooms, miss. Malan: Pardon? I'm- Yanava: (sighs) If you're here to complain about the name, take it up with Miss Yatamei. (takes a better look at Malan) Wait, you're not a dark elf. What reason do you have to complain? Malan: Um, I'm the new model. From Noav Dale. Yanava: Oh, lovely! Another young upstart to put even more strain on this pitifully small business! Well, go on back. Be an obstacle in my own career. Neori: You done, queenie? Yanava: I'm serious. This operation is too small to support too many models. Reon: Nonsense! (Reon comes out from the back room.) Reon: What we need is more beautiful young ladies like who I assume would be Miss Seroei. Hello, my dear! I am Reon Yatamei, owner and manager of this fine establishment! Malan: (blinks) You? Reon: What? Malan: Um...Reon is traditionally... Reon: A boy's name. Yes. Malan: Uh...but...are you...? Reon: Totally woman, love. Malan: (blinks) Um... Reon: Fall elf, if that's what you're wondering. Malan: A fall elf? Reon: Yep. Saints be praised we live in slightly more tolerant times. Have you ever heard of the things they would do to my kind in the olden days? Malan: Um, no, but...I've never heard of fall elves. Yanava: An unholy union of high and dark elf. Reon: Now, Yanava, just because I put you on secretary duty is no reason to hold a grudge against my people. Malan: They can do that? Reon: What? Malan: (blushes) Nothing. Reon: (giggles) All elven races are compatible, love, even if they don't want to admit it. Yanava: ..... Reon: Perhaps I can show you personally later? Malan: ...A-Alright, I guess. (Neori laughs to herself.) Reon: (smiles) Hmm. Well, anyway, I really should show you around. This ever-grumpy young lady is Yanava Olyeli. Yanava: I'm also a model, so you know. We're too poor to afford a full time secretary. Reon: For now, love, but we're innovative! We have a fine printing press, a state-of-the-art camera, and now, a wonderful and diverse selection of elven women! Malan: I've been meaning to- Reon: Of course, you've met our dark beauty, Neori Marid, and if you follow me, I'll introduce you to Eyoli Sa'Myn and our photographer, Genevieve Ballad, and you'll see just what kind of modeling you will be doing. Neori: (whispers to Yanava) Ten crown says she freaks and runs. Yanava: (whispering back) Fifteen says she storms off in disgust, as I should have. Reon: (from hallway) Twenty says she stays! Neori: ...Frickin' mind mage... ____________________________________ (Reon guides Malan to the photo room.) Reon: And here, love, is what we do! (Malan walks in to find Genevieve taking pictures of Eyoli, who's in the nude.) Malan: Oh gods! Eyoli: (startled, covers herself) ...?! Genevieve: Oh gods! Wait, miss! I know how this must- Reon: Gennie, love, relax. She's the wood elf model. Genevieve: (sighs) Miss Yatamei, you scared me. Reon: Oh? And is there something you two where trying to keep secret? Genevieve: Huh? No! Of course not! I was only- Reon: (giggles) Relax, Gennie! You really must learn to take a joke! Genevieve: ..... Reon: This is Malan Seroei, loves. This precious, socially flawed young ladies would be Gennie and Eyoli. Malan: Um, excuse me, but Miss Yatamei- Reon: Just call me Reon, love. Malan: Um, Reon... (whispers, points to Eyoli) She's nude. Reon: (giggles) Yes, love. Our magazine is named "Restless Elven Nights" for a very good reason. Malan: You...you mean... Reon: (smiles) Mm hmm. Malan: But...me? You mean I have to...take my clothes off? Reon: Not always. Sometimes you'll wear stalkings, or open gowns...or perhaps a sassy sailor uniform with certain bits cut out... Malan: (shocked) ..... Reon: Oh, and hats! Neori, that naughty little thing, she wore a hat just the other day, and... (squeals) Oh, she is such a tease! Malan: I...I expose my...private parts? So pictures can be taken? Reon: Well, sometimes, we throw in another girl to really spice things up, but that's the whole of it. Malan: Oh dear...I heard of things like this... Reon: Oh, now hold on! This isn't common pornography! This is art! Albeit, a touch more mature than most art, but we try to be classy. And Gennie is our photographer, so it's not as if you're being visually molested by some dirty old man through a camera lens. You feel comfortable being around other women, don't you? Malan: I...I-I suppose... Reon: Excellent! How would you like to get started today? Malan: Um...oh my... Reon: We'll provide room and broad. This place is bigger than it looks on the outside. Malan: When I came here...I didn't think I would...you know... Reon: Shy about your body? A beautiful young thing like you? Bah! You have nothing to be ashamed off! Malan: ..... Reon: As I said before, this isn't porn. In a manner of speaking. There's more to this than ripping off your clothes and baring yourself. Malan: Well...I guess I could give this a chance. Reon: Thank you, my dear! (hugs her) And welcome to our little family! (yells down hall) TWENTY CROWN, LOVES! ____________________________________ Yanava: NO! (Reon pouts as she holds up a skimpy private school uniform. The others- girls already in uniform- stand off to the side.) Reon: Yanava, please! I've been positively dying to put these uniforms to use! Yanava: I'll have you know I went to this school! And what bloody grade are these from, anyway?! Reon: 7th or 8th, but c'mon! Yavana: Absolutely not! Genevieve: Miss Olyeli, it's just for the cover. Yanava: Exactly! My old teachers and classmates will see this! I am not dragging the name of my former school through the mud for the sake of pornography! Reon: (sighs) How many times must I tell you, it's art! Yanava: Porn! Reon: Art! Yanava: Porn! Neori: Artsy porn? (Reon and Yanava glare at her.) Neori: Quit being a prissy little bitch, Yanava, and put the damn thing on already. Yanava: Wha...wh...how dare you! How dare you speak to me with such disrespect! I...I'm... Reon: (holds up uniform) Hmm. Y'know, maybe she's just ashamed of her figure. Yanava: WHAT?! Reon: Oh, no! It's alright, Yanny! I still think you're beautiful, even if you're a little heavier than you where in your teen years. Yanava: You...ugh! (She snatches the uniform and storms off to get dressed.) Malan: If she doesn't like her job here, why doesn't she quit? Genevieve: Miss Olyeli's really wants to be a fashion model. Neori: Yeah. She could just have her parents pay off some guys at a modeling agency, but she actually wants to prove herself, if you can buy that. Malan: What about the rest of you? Neori: Eh. Money. Malan: Money? Neori: Yeah. Beats pickpocketing and burgulary. Just gotta look pretty and naked. Genevieve: It's not just like that! Neori: Oh? Genevieve: I...I mean...I-I'd prefer to think of it like Miss- Reon: Reon, love! Genevieve: R-Reon does. Reon: Thank you, Gennie! It warms the heart to know someone else can appriciate the female form. Genevieve: I-I didn't really mean it like that. Reon: Of course not, love. Malan: What about you...Eyoli, was it? Eyoli: (slightly uncomfortable) ..... Neori: Heh. Good luck trying to pry a word from "the Whisp", here. Even if she does say something, you'd have to strain your ears to hear it. Eyoli: ..... (Malan notices Eyoli's ears.) Malan: ...You're a half elf, aren't you? (Eyoli gasps and cover her ear.) Eyoli: Y-Yes. Malan: Um...sorry if offended you. It's just...I've only hear of half elves, so...I'm a little curious. I grew up in the country, so- (Yanava walks in.) Yanava: Gods, Reon! I can barely breath in this! Reon: Not to worry, love. (smiles slyly) You won't be wearing it for much longer. Oh! Hold on! Gennie, don't start without me! (dashes out of the room) Malan: ...You have pretty ears, Eyoli. Eyoli: (blushes) ..... (Reon runs back in, also in a small school uniform.) Reon: Okay! I'm ready! (Reon sits down on a desk in front of a blackboard.) Reon: Malan, Eyoli, you two will be at sides, gently embracing me as you bask in the warm of my body. Neori, Yanava, you two will be on your knees in front of us, holding hands and staring lovingly into each other's eyes. (Neori and Yanava stare at her, mouths agape.) Neori/Yanava: With her?! Reon: Yes, with her! It will be a beautiful sign of racial harmony! Neori: ...Astarri alive, if she calls me a "darkling", I'm poppin' her right in her pretty face. Yanava: Violence. Typical solution for a dark elf. Neori: Damn straight! Reon: GIRLS! Behave! (Reon, Malan, and Eyoli take there places. Begrudgling, Neori takes Yanava by the hand and leads her to their places.) Reon: (smiling) Smile like you mean it, you two. Genevieve: (readies camera) Okay...Neori, Yanava, lean in a bit more. Neori/Yanava: ..... (Genevieve takes the picture, and there's a shot of the group photo.) ____________________________________ Reon: Lovely! Simply lovely! (In the second floor studio, Malan is laying face down on a built-in bench next to a window, nude and holding a sunflower.) Malan: Um... Genevieve: Hmm...the lighting...isn't quite right... Reon: Ah! I'll fix that! (Much to Malan's embarassment, Reon tosses the shades open.) Malan: R-REON! Genevieve: Perfect! Malan: WHAT?! Genevieve: The sun's setting. (smiles) Miss Seroei, these soft, warm colors suit you perfectly. Malan: T-They do? Reon: (giggles) Little Gennie is getting into professional mode. Genevieve: Miss Seroei, could you please relax? Malan: R-Relax? Genevieve: Yes, please! This is too good an opportunity! The sun's in such a perfect place! Malan: Uh... Genevieve: (whimpers) If I can't get these shots now, I'll have to wait until tomorrow! Please, Miss Seroei! I need to do this before it's too late! Reon: Oh, yes...I forgot to tell you shy little Gennie...she gets less a bit high strung when she see a good opportunity for a shot. Malan: I...see... Genevieve: (whines) Reon! You're scaring her! Reon: Uh, actually, love... Genevieve: Miss Seroei, please! I know this must be your first time doing this sort of thing, but these conditions are too good! Reon: Uh...perhaps you'd like to hear about my modelling career, Malan? Malan: (looks up) You were a model? (Reon sits down on a nearby chair.) Genevieve: (grimace) Miss Seroei! Please put your head back down! Malan: S-Sorry! (lays head down) Did you have to...um...get...nude... Reon: Well, no, I suppose I didn't have to... Malan: ..... Reon: (giggles) I've always had problems keeping my clothes on, especially as a child. I suppose it was fate they I would got on to start Restless Elven Nights. Hehe...despite what many think, I named it after the carefree nights of my youth. (sighs) Late at night, I would strip down bare and run about outside, chasing after fireflies and faeries. In the nearby woods, there was a waterfall used as a gathering place for faerie folk. (giggles) I remember when I first found them. I scared the poor things half to death, running about naked and squealing like a banshee. They quickly grew fond of me, though, and we would weave flower chains until the wee hours. Malan: (smiles softly) Water sprites nested on a pond near my home. I remember when I was first... (blushes) Blossoming into womanhood...well, see, I would always swim naked, but...then my chest started getting bigger... (kicks her legs up, giggles) When I would float on my back, they would rest on my chest. Reon: There's an idea for future projects... Malan: What? Reon: Oh, uh, I forgot I was tell you about my modeling career! So, yes, I did many a nude work. Paintings, mostly, such as "Fallen Faerie of Midnight". Genevieve: (taking pictures) I saw that one last semester! Reon: (smiles) Yes, I suppose I am a bit of a celeberty. I loved the work, but I wanted to make something myself. I started off with small newsletters containing short stories and poem...but then I hired Gennie, who had just attending the local art academy, to take a few photos of me. Malan: Nude? Reon: Of course. And needless to say, it was a big hit. Perhaps not for the most tasteful reasons, but my work is out there. And now... Genevieve: We're done! Malan: W-We are? Reon: We are, love. See? Was it so bad to stripe down your bare nothings? Malan: (blushes) I...forgot I was nude... Reon: (smiles) Malan, listen carefully, for these are the words told to me by someone very wise: Just be. Malan: Just be? Reon: (nods) Just be. (Cut to Malan and Eyoli's bedroom. Malan is writing at her desk while Eyoli is reading in bed.) Malan: Hmm...I somehow doubt that will lessen the shock for my parents. (writing) "But I think I'm getting used to things here. I feel like a leaf, floating along the surface..." (Neori ducks her head inside.) Neori: 'night, Woody, Halfy. Malan: Goodnight, Neori! Eyoli: ..... Neori: Oh, and I should probably tell you Reon sleeps naked, just in case she sleepwalks or whatever. (ducks out) Malan: ..... (writing) "Of a turbulant, unpredictable stream. But I think I-" Eyoli: ...She did sleepwalk once...and got in bed with me... Malan: (looks at letter) ...I suppose I can write tomorrow. To be continued... Good God, I'm a perv. -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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| Neko Yogurt | Jul 14 2006, 11:22 AM Post #2 |
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Catgirl Extraordinaire!
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Geez, how did I miss THIS? Naked elves. Dude, you rock hardcore!
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| Yum Yum Bunny | Jul 14 2006, 11:31 AM Post #3 |
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Edible Bunny
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Thanks, Tabs. You just gave her something else to drool over. Though I can't really say I can complain about this... (visions of a nude Deedlit dance through her head) |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Jul 14 2006, 11:45 AM Post #4 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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Oh good lord...thank you, Tabris...thank you so much... ~Meiko |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Jan 9 2007, 12:25 PM Post #5 |
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The Baddest Ass
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Well, look at that. Over 100 views. The next chappy, Shadow Caste, is a-comin'! I should probably warn you that Neori's potty mouth makes this one a tad dirty. -Tabris |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | May 23 2007, 09:54 AM Post #6 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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<AHEM> ~Meiko |
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| boi90 | Mar 26 2018, 07:40 PM Post #7 |
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Loather
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