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Zardoz; Giant Floating Lesbi-Gun Stone Head
Topic Started: Mar 7 2007, 12:41 PM (760 Views)
Tabris Macbeth
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After seeing the last episode of Saul of the Molemen, I thought I'd dig up this old gem:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz

Here's a quote from the giant floating stone head that vomits guns: "The gun is good. The penis is evil."
What a sec...take a look at the WOAM's slogan: "Countering Culture with Lesbians and Gun Violence". Whoa...dude...

-Tabroz
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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Sweet Raven
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I distinctly remember watching that when I was about sixteen or seventeen, and I swear to God, I actually sat down and took down notes.
I think I came to the same conclusion you did.
"I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working."
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Yum Yum Bunny
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...Sean Connery in a wedding dress. Alrighty, then.
I wanna see this movie.
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Hey look, there's now a recent review of the film (from a pseudo-notable source: some guy who's featured on "That Guy With the Glasses"):

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolink...gh/30880-zardoz

The words of Zardoz would make great material to include in a Youtube Poop, don't you think? I'd act on that thought right now if I weren't so damnably lazy, and also drunk, seeing as I've just drunkenly officially decided to mention anytime I'm posting drunk (probably every time). After all, the liquor is good. The pingas is evil. The liquor shots are seeds of death; the pingas shots are seeds of lolz.

I was going to say something about lowered inhibitions inciting action on my part, but I came up with those last two monstrosites of sentences instead. I still can't figure out why I love talking about my own intoxication-perhaps it is a reflection of the general human infatuation with the self, which I do not explicitly express except when under the influence of alcohol? Actually, that makes a lot of sense, I think.

edit: I'm drinking to celebrate being done with this semester's final exams (not that I need a reason to drink *awesome* ).
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple unicorn pony in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on friendship rock. I need scissors! 61!
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