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| She Freaking Hates Me; agnsting over love never to be | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 21 2006, 11:52 AM (1,041 Views) | |
| Sweet Raven | Jul 21 2006, 11:52 AM Post #1 |
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...I have this friend. This adorable, wonderful friend with curly locks and a silly little laugh. And...she recieved a card from a secret admirer recently. She gave a silly little laugh and assumed it was from a silly little admirer with a silly little infatuation. Can love ever be more than silly infatuation? I'd like to think so, but...is it true? And what must she think of this admirer? This person must seem like a hopeless loser with some puppy dog crush. Why can't love ever...just happen right? And yeah, that admirer was me. I think that was a bit obvious, huh? |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Jul 21 2006, 11:54 AM Post #2 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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Now, now! She's your friend, right? Surely, she won't pile hatred and scorn on you because you're in love! Cheer up, my corvid friend! ~Meiko |
| I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady. | |
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| Neko Yogurt | Jul 21 2006, 11:56 AM Post #3 |
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Catgirl Extraordinaire!
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Yeah right. You've obviously never had a crush on a friend. |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Jul 21 2006, 11:59 AM Post #4 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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*sigh* There are so many loves I've never confessed. Summon up the bravery, my dear, and tell her how you feel! Carpe diem! ~Meiko |
| I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady. | |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Jul 22 2006, 09:26 AM Post #5 |
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The Baddest Ass
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Now, why does all this ring ever so familiar...oh yeah! Isn't that the name of a song? Lemme tell you, Ravy, I've had many a crush on a friend. In fact, you aren't officially my friend unless I have a crush on you! (sighs) I know I'd fall for Abbi and Nicole if I allowed myself. But...they're such wonderful, beautiful young ladies! And Abbi's Asian and bi! And Nicole...oh God! Never before has anyone's language so enraptured me! She speaks with a beauty and grace I've longed for for so very l- Uh...so...yeah. In spite of all my spite, I'm a super affectionate li'l fella! If things don't work out... (blushes) Well...I'm never one to turn down the company of attractive ladies...oh, uh, but advise for the matter at hand? Tell her how you feel, I say! After all, it's not my ass on the line! Or if that's too intimidating...test the waters a bit more. Have a friend drop hints for you, or just play up the "Girl of Mystery" angle some more. Or maybe you could try being overt about it. ("So...if someone of my exact height, weight, eye color, hair color, and ethnocentric background had a crush on you...you think you might like them back?") -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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| Sweet Raven | Jul 22 2006, 09:31 AM Post #6 |
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Obligationary Goth Chick
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Mr. Macbeth...are you flirting with me? |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Jul 26 2006, 11:51 AM Post #7 |
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The Baddest Ass
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NO! No, not at all! Just...testing the waters...I mean, there's this one girl, but there's no way she'd ever go out with me. She's absolutely, positively out of my league, and I wouldn't be surprised if she thought I started talking to her solely because of some stupid crush. And I didn't, by the way. I did because she was a truly interesting person and I very greatly enjoy her company. Not that she'd believe that. (blinks) You don't think she'll read this, do you? -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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| Neko Yogurt | Jul 28 2006, 11:32 AM Post #8 |
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Catgirl Extraordinaire!
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Neko & Bunny: TABBY'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND! |
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<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i24.tinypic.com/jkwun7" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a> "Dude, we're gonna check it anyway, right? Probably just cookies. Cookies shaped like little boobies." -Beast Boy, "Opened Mind, Closed Heart" | |
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| Girl Chaser Meiko | Jul 28 2006, 11:37 AM Post #9 |
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Bibliophile and Girl Chaser
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*squeal* Tabris, my dear boy! I've known you for only a short time, but...I cannot help but feel boundless joy for you! Embrace her, lad, and tell her your true feels! ~Meiko |
| I am Girl Chaser Meiko! Defender of- Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a young cat lady. | |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 8 2006, 11:41 AM Post #10 |
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The Baddest Ass
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WHOA! Girls, she's not my girlfriend! And all my friends are female, so they might think it's any one of them, and...I'm not saying this girl is one of my friends, of course...but if she was, she'll get the wrong idea! I don't know what that idea is, but I do know it's wrong! Wrong and evil! -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 11 2006, 11:39 AM Post #11 |
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The Baddest Ass
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...That "certain someone"...she talked to me again...oh God, what do I do?! She don't think I'm a total loser yet...I think...oh God, what do I do?! I need to...not look like a total dork...but how?! Oh lord, I'm screwed... -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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| Neko Yogurt | Aug 12 2006, 09:45 AM Post #12 |
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Catgirl Extraordinaire!
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I know how you feel, Tabby. There's this one friend I...sorta have a crush on. There's no way she would think I was serious, though! I mean...look at me! I'm always playfully feeling up my friends! Why would she think I was at all serious?! She wouldn't believe me if I told her how happy she makes me when I touch her! And if I did, she would think I was a total pervert! |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 12 2006, 09:51 AM Post #13 |
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The Baddest Ass
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Neko, you're a girl. Thanks to double stanards, you can't be a pervert. But you're a very sweet, affectionate young lady. I'm sure your friend isn't going to hate you if you tell her the truth. (sigh) Mine probably would, though. I'm such a freakin' fake! I might be a little more articulate than most, but...she's so much more so than I am! I can't match her amazing mastery of the English language! My IQ's only a lousy 128, and that's just an estimate from internet tests! She can do so much better than me... |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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| Sweet Raven | Aug 12 2006, 09:54 AM Post #14 |
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Obligationary Goth Chick
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...Alright. Enough of the pity party. I don't know about you two, but I'm going to tell her how I feel. Neko, Tabris was right. And Tabris, she isn't going to hate you because you lack a rich lexicon. You're a lovable little psycho. |
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| Sweet Raven | Aug 16 2006, 11:16 AM Post #15 |
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Obligationary Goth Chick
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Well...I was going to tell her Sunday. But I wussed out and put if off until...well, a while. But then I finally summoned up the courage, and in the shaky voice of a girl half my age, I told her it was really me who had been sending those anonymous love letters. She gave a big "Ahhhhh!" and gave me the "I love you as a friend" speech. And I handled it like a mature young lady. When I got to my room, though, I cried like a little girl. And wouldn't you know it? I thought she was gone. But she wasn't. And I forgot to lock the door. But it was alright. She held me even as I stained her shirt with my tears. And the world didn't end. And so I'm here, feeling strangely satisfied. |
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| Rogue Girl | Aug 20 2006, 04:25 PM Post #16 |
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Shiny?
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Hey Tabris, I got one that tops you. I had a crush on a good friend of mine for a good... oh, six months and I finally told them after I was just about getting over it, and I only told them to avoid telling them they were being a dumbass. Which, granted was dumb. Now here's the kicker, the crush? Kei. |
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| Chesire Cat Syndrome | Aug 22 2006, 11:44 AM Post #17 |
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Well, I'll be. You were Blondie's secret admirer, Raven? Shame that she turned you down. You two would make a cute couple. And that reminds me, has she told anyone here how short she is? |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Aug 22 2006, 11:48 AM Post #18 |
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I KNEW IT! I knew it for so frickin' long! I knew it, but I never dared say anything! Oh my freaking GOD! And for those of you who've checked the Mod Squad...yep. That Kei. The female one with breasts and a vagina. -Tabris, somehow a magnet for all lesbianism in the known universe |
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| Sweet Raven | Aug 22 2006, 11:57 AM Post #19 |
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...I'm 5'1 of purest angst... Wait...who did Rogue have a crush on?! And...oh my God, I feel like I want to gossip... |
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| crosseyedrevolution | Aug 22 2006, 02:59 PM Post #20 |
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Scary stuff... Anyway, go short people!!!!! I am also 5'1"... but its better than being a freakin' tree. |
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| Neko Yogurt | Aug 25 2006, 11:24 AM Post #21 |
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Catgirl Extraordinaire!
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OH MY GOD! I love short girls! They're just the right height to pat on the head! (goes crazy patting Raven and Crosseyed)
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| Yum Yum Bunny | Aug 25 2006, 11:28 AM Post #22 |
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Edible Bunny
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On the head, right? |
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| crosseyedrevolution | Aug 25 2006, 03:08 PM Post #23 |
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Neko... if you keep patting my head I'm gonna have to bite you... <_< |
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| Rogue Girl | Aug 26 2006, 06:35 PM Post #24 |
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Shiny?
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*coughs* yes. That Kei. The mod. My best friend. The dissapointing thing though, she didn't react. Like at all. She just kinda shrugged and said "okay. Still love ya". Which was kinda dissapointing because I didn't really get a chance to talk to her about it, but oh well. C'est la vie, ne? And there's nothing wrong with tall girls... *Is 5'8"* |
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| crosseyedrevolution | Aug 27 2006, 11:59 AM Post #25 |
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Hey, you're one inch taller than Keira! *pauses* ... Is it creepy that I know that? |
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