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Conspiracy!; From the first boy who cried wolf.
Topic Started: Oct 21 2006, 09:15 AM (439 Views)
Tabris Macbeth
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I've heard talk about 9/11 conspiracy lately. It's been in the news a bit, it's been in a pretty bland episode of South Park. You know what this reminds me of? My own 9/11 conspiracy, posted at some forum DAYS AFTER THE EVENT! Yes, let it be know that if you have some complicated conspiracy theory, you, sir, are a poser! Just days after September 11th (if I remember right), I posted on some obscure little conspiracy theory forum that the government was behind 9/11. Honestly, though, "conspiracy" is a bit of an exaggeration compared to the wacky crap I heard of on South Park. My theory? The government knew this was going to happen, and they let it happen to justify going into the Middle East for oil, as well at to seize absolute power and strip the country of it's rights. Just look at the country and tell I'm wrong. If this isn't the case, then Bush and his minions sure as bloody hell are even greater opportunists than I am, and I can bend any situation to suit my agendas. Go ahead and try me, baby!
Now, before anyone poo-poos on my theory- which I made before it was trendy- just take a look at our government. Is there anyone with any slight shred of moral and/or ethical fiber? And if that doesn't sell you, I saw a police car drive up to the campus within an hour I made that post, which I later went on to add that my theory was just that. Of course, there's a police academy on campus, so maybe I'm being beyond paranoid, but I've never once seen a cop car on campus until then, nor did I ever see on again.

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Starwind
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Your theory seems sound. However, if it 9/11 was allowed to happen by the government, then it was not to reap foreign spoils so much as to ensure domestic stability.
For explanation, watch 8:26-9:04 of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ_DVcH--O8&feature=related
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Tabris Macbeth
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Oh yeah, this probably needs an update: I had no idea at the time that these other conspiracy theories were batshit insane. Also, I was pretty much right, because I'm super awesome forever.

S'yeah, as it turned out, 9/11 was being exploited since day goddamn one. Guilliani, for instance, tried to use that trick I thought Bush would use and try to suspend elections by exploiting this. This apparently happened within days, if not on 9/11 itself. (And in case anyone doubts that, just take a look at all the times 9/11 has been openly exploited. Hell, just read that Mega Tokyo 9/11 special! Anyone can do it! Family fun!)

In hindsight, though, I think I gave the government too much credit in thinking that they saw the same episode of "The Lone Gunmen" as I did and let this happen just so they could exploit it for oil, military contracts for corporate overlords, controlling the public, etc. In hindsight, I think they were just that incompetent and should thank their lucky stars the nation got forever fucked up just so they would have a political tool.

By the way, Star, my class made a time capsule back in grade school if you want to dig that up! *rimshot*

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