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Hey, DICK!; Screenplay of a Jackass
Topic Started: Apr 17 2007, 02:53 PM (332 Views)
Tabris Macbeth
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I...just gotta show this page:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...7071vtech4.html

...Is this supposed to be funny? 'cuse either it's a dark comedy or this guy really had issues.
I'm leaning towards the latter.

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...The wife re-marries a month after her husband's death. Okay, that's a little suspicious.

Look at this Peabody award winning line:

"Are you a bisexual psycho rapist murderer! (sic)"

I think that was supposed to be a question, not an exclaimation. My nit-picking aside, I think I just found the title for my new off-Broadway musical: Are You a Bisexual Psycho Rapist Murderer?
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Today is one fruity day, isn't it? And there's a name for one of your songs, Rave: Today is one fruity day!

Seriously, this is uproarously funny shit! Little Johnny Never-Hugged was probably serious about this crap, but it's still made me laugh hard enough to get a good, worried look out of the girls.

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Tabris Macbeth
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(on the ground laughing) Hey...hehe...hey Raven! Page nine could be a musical number in and of itself! (singing) Guess what, Dick? Wanna know something? (jazz hands) You're a premature ejaculating piece of dickshit! (back-up singers/dancers) Piece of dickshit!

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