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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 17 2007, 02:53 PM (332 Views) | |
| Tabris Macbeth | Apr 17 2007, 02:53 PM Post #1 |
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The Baddest Ass
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I...just gotta show this page: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...7071vtech4.html ...Is this supposed to be funny? 'cuse either it's a dark comedy or this guy really had issues. I'm leaning towards the latter. -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
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| Sweet Raven | Apr 17 2007, 03:06 PM Post #2 |
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Obligationary Goth Chick
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...The wife re-marries a month after her husband's death. Okay, that's a little suspicious. Look at this Peabody award winning line: "Are you a bisexual psycho rapist murderer! (sic)" I think that was supposed to be a question, not an exclaimation. My nit-picking aside, I think I just found the title for my new off-Broadway musical: Are You a Bisexual Psycho Rapist Murderer? |
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| Chesire Cat Syndrome | Apr 17 2007, 03:24 PM Post #3 |
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Utah-Chan's Forum Sister
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Today is one fruity day, isn't it? And there's a name for one of your songs, Rave: Today is one fruity day! Seriously, this is uproarously funny shit! Little Johnny Never-Hugged was probably serious about this crap, but it's still made me laugh hard enough to get a good, worried look out of the girls. ~Chesire Cat Syndrome~ |
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| Tabris Macbeth | Apr 18 2007, 11:01 AM Post #4 |
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(on the ground laughing) Hey...hehe...hey Raven! Page nine could be a musical number in and of itself! (singing) Guess what, Dick? Wanna know something? (jazz hands) You're a premature ejaculating piece of dickshit! (back-up singers/dancers) Piece of dickshit! -Tabris |
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