| Welcome to Words of a Madman. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| The American Nightmare; Bloody slices of American Pie | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 13 2007, 09:10 AM (485 Views) | |
| Sweet Raven | Jun 13 2007, 09:10 AM Post #1 |
|
Obligationary Goth Chick
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19207050/?GT1=10056 Gee, wonder why this happened? |
| "I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working." | |
![]() |
|
| Emo Chick | Jun 13 2007, 09:13 AM Post #2 |
|
:)
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
| |
![]() |
|
| crosseyedrevolution | Jun 24 2007, 12:16 AM Post #3 |
|
Resident Intern
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
That reminds me of when I broke my jaw, not anywhere near as bad as a perforated bowel (what teh fuck is that?), mind you, but it still fucking hurt. I was in a car accident near my apartment, which was fairly close to the hospital, so this bystander took me to the hospital instead of calling a ambulance. Big mistake. When I got to the emergency room I walked up to the front desk thingy, and the nurse looked at me and said, "I'm sorry, we're busy right now, could you please fill these papers out, and then we will attend to you accordingly." Needless to say, I was a wee bit pissed off. She said that apatheticly to me while I was leaning on some stranger and had blood literally pouring out of my mouth, and on the occasion, puking up teeth. I was also 16 at the time. Stupid people... |
| It is a Tale told by an Idiot; Full of Sound and Fury, signifying Nothing. | |
![]() |
|
| Tabris Macbeth | Jul 25 2007, 01:33 PM Post #4 |
|
The Baddest Ass
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Say, this reminds me of when I got my thumb sliced open with a broken headlight. See, when I was a kid, we had our own personal dump full of glass objects I could excercise my destructive impulses on. One day, I was trying to break an old headlight...because it was secretly mocking me. I threw it against a big cement block, but it wouldn't break. Then I grabbed it and slammed it on the block...and it broken. And dang it, I realized I was cut. So, off to the hospital with me, where a quack who said it would take seven stitches used nine with precious little anesthetic. You ever feel stitches go in to your goddamn flesh?! I think the dumb sonovabitch even hit a joint! To this day, the damned scar still stings when you touch it! And here's another wonderful tale from my childhood. After waiting for adult swim to finish at some pool I've never been to (and never went to again), me and a friend went in. I was on some floaty deal, and I floated out to the deep end. Sadly, I wasn't nearly as self-sacrificing as a kid as I am now, so...I kinda dragged him down with me as I struggled to stay the fuck alive. You know what the liveguard- who was only a few fucking feet away- said? No, not did, 'cuse he didn't do a damn thing. He said I shouldn't struggle for life and I shouldn't helplessly float out to the deep end. And that was the second time in my life I nearly drowned. It's a little creepy how close I keep coming to death. I've been saying this for years: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19886675/site/newsweek/ This country is so freaking shallow. I guess Blue Submarine No. 6 kinda comes to mind, too, but mostly it's just on how terrible our culture is. Anyway, I really recommend reading this. Then feeling like a bad person. -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
| |
![]() |
|
| Sweet Raven | Sep 18 2007, 04:32 PM Post #5 |
|
Obligationary Goth Chick
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
We've all heard about the guy who was tazered at that John Kerry thing. Big surprise. Like Tabris said, there is nothing but the upmost disrespect for the rights people so arrogantly claim make this country so great. And it's not just the politicians that piss me off, either. The cops don't need to listen to the orders of our elected dictators. The people don't need to just stand by and gawk as some annoying dork gets tazered. And don't get me started on anyone who's a moderator or administrator on a forum (outside WOAM and it's overly generous administrator)... |
| "I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working." | |
![]() |
|
| crosseyedrevolution | Sep 18 2007, 06:25 PM Post #6 |
|
Resident Intern
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
After reading that article, I felt like a bitch for not recognizing his name- or even hearing of him before. So! Here's to you Norman! Thank You for saving one out of every seven people. p.s. I love you.
|
| It is a Tale told by an Idiot; Full of Sound and Fury, signifying Nothing. | |
![]() |
|
| Tabris Macbeth | Oct 15 2007, 04:36 PM Post #7 |
|
The Baddest Ass
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
...Fuck. America, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is going to be the next great enemy in World War III. I'm hearing crap about the government gathering information basically on a whim, trying to bribe a company --> before <-- 9/11. (And on that note, law boys, guess what's going to happen if you come after me?) I won't even talk about how they rode the mountain of corpses that were the 9/11 victims, 'cuse I've went to that well many times before. And now...guess what? Illegal aliens are being dosed to the gills with drugs. Yep. God bless America, truly the greatest country in the world. Say differently, and we'll torture you and make you trip hardcore balls. Oh, yeah, and there's the Conservative extremists harassing an injured twelve year old boy who almost died. So, yeah, inconvience our president in any way, and we'll torture you, too; Just in a way that doesn't make it that easy to draw comparisons to 1984 or Nazi Germany. I mean, ignoring that one guy that called for a public hanging of said twelve year old boy and his family, including his six year old sister. And once again, God bless America. On a somewhat related note, Bush's comrad in assholery Russian President Putin is going to Iran. Did anyone else get a chill down their spine hearing this? I mean, this guy acts suspicious enough. There was that assassination with radiation poisoning, he flies into a tizzy after Bush purposed that "defending Europe from nuclear weapons" thing, and now he's meeting with some dick who wants nuclear power. Who else thinks serious shit is going to go down? -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
| |
![]() |
|
| EdgeWaterGraphic | Oct 15 2007, 05:41 PM Post #8 |
|
Gettin' Hooked
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Yeah, Ive been waiting for this my entire life. Time to learn Chinese, they'll own us after this, while they already own us on paper. I don't see it like World War III, I look at it more like a giant America shaped pinata being bashed by countries who will finally have their chance to take a good crack at us. Most of the old Allies will be turning their heads. This is of course if this happens before we destroy ourselves with stupidity, and alienating the remainder of the population that isn't a bible belting extremist right wing christian, whom don't even follow their own religious laws unless it works to their favor. And other such run-on sentences. |
![]() |
|
| EdgeWaterGraphic | Oct 15 2007, 05:49 PM Post #9 |
|
Gettin' Hooked
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Here's going back a few posts, but I think is somewhat relevant. Of those that follow their rules and regulations to a T, surely Lifeguards are the worst. I was at a waterpark back when I was about 10, on one of those obscenely large slides, somehow as I was sliding down on my back I flipped completely over, beleive me the thought is terrifying now, to think I could just have easily bounced right off, and bam, no more Zach. I hit the water, which shoots up my nose and mouth, I remember faintly not being able to tell which way was up. At this point my dad is yelling and cursing at the lifeguard, who is refusing to save me because I was going down the wrong way on the slide, so apparently I deserved to drown. My dad jumped in after me, so I still breathe. I sometimes wish I had drown, my family might have gotten a nice settlement, and it would have looked great on the news. |
![]() |
|
| Tabris Macbeth | Oct 15 2007, 06:12 PM Post #10 |
|
The Baddest Ass
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Well, of course you deserved to drown. That's how natural selection works: Through profound ineptitude and a series of waterslides. Really. Darwin said it. Look it up. -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
| |
![]() |
|
| Sweet Raven | Oct 15 2007, 06:15 PM Post #11 |
|
Obligationary Goth Chick
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
You cracked a joke about a child nearly drowning. You've got a heart of gold, sir. |
| "I think it's...holy water. The tingling sensation means it's working." | |
![]() |
|
| Tabris Macbeth | Oct 16 2007, 04:33 PM Post #12 |
|
The Baddest Ass
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
And now those Conservatives I mentioned are saying a two year old girl shouldn't have been born. I'd punch a little girl if she looked at me the wrong way, but saying she should be born because her parents are poor? Even I'm not that petty and hateful. ...Almost. -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
| |
![]() |
|
| Tabris Macbeth | Oct 16 2007, 07:41 PM Post #13 |
|
The Baddest Ass
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Putin issued "veiled threats" against the US attacking Iran. Ladies and gentlemen, I CALLED IT! -Tabris |
Owner of a little nothing company that isn't real, administrator of WOAM, 98% of the posters here, and king of the lesbians.
| |
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| « Previous Topic · Poetry, Prose, and Other P Words · Next Topic » |





![]](http://z5.ifrm.com/static/1/pip_r.png)




6:13 AM Jul 11